Ice T’s Grandson Accidentally Killed His Roommate
Ice T’s Grandson Accidentally Killed His Roommate

 

This story is made up, because Ice-T has a grandson? You're telling me Ice-T has a grandson? This is what you're saying? Nope. Not buying it, sorry.

Elyjah Marrow — grandson of rapper Ice-T — was arrested after he accidentally shot and killed his roommate … TMZ has learned. Cops tell us … 19-year-old Marrow was fiddling with a handgun in his Georgia apartment Tuesday when it accidentally went off, fatally wounding roommate Daryus Johnson, who was also 19. Marrow was charged with involuntary manslaughter, possession of firearm in the commission of a felony, and reckless conduct. He was also hit with possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute, and possession of a stolen firearm. He is currently in custody.

So, possession of a stolen firearm and some weed he was trying to sell. I'm sure he's seen New Jack City, c'mon now, dude. Don't do that. Your grandfather served in the drug war during his deployment in Los Angeles so wouldn't have to. Just go back in time and just accidentally kill the roommate so you can say you're a true patriot whose freedom projectiles became self-aware and wanted to dispense justice before it was confiscated and melted down to erect a giant statue of Obama hugging a terrorist and aborting a baby. Why should you be charged? It's only the gun's fault when you're the one killing someone, right?

 

You really have disappointed your grandfather:

 

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Coco is Almost Naked Again



Halloween is Coco’s Christmas mostly because she gets to dress up in something that will show off her ass. To be honest, I don’t know why she doesn’t go naked for Halloween. Not because I wouldn’t want to see it. I would. But I’d rather not think the 6 year old Chinese kid who made this costume worked all that time just so Ice-T could ejaculate on it.

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Banner pic: Ice-T and almost clothed Coco at the Directors Guild of America Honors last night.

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I Link Legend



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Coco and Ice-T at the I Am Legend premiere on December 11th:

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Coco Has a Costume



The pictures are only going up because Coco has a gigantic ass. Her costume really isn’t a surprise, because most of Coco’s wardrobe choices revolve around her ass. So, a french maid outfit with the ass cut out seems about right. It was either that or her naked shining a flashlight on her ass.

These might be NSFW:

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Ice-T and CoCo are Wading



When I was a kid, Ice-T scared me because he looked like he would break into my house and kill me. But according to these pictures, the last thing he’s broken into recently was a Dunkin’ Donuts. I could say something about his Penny Hardaway jersey, but I’m too busy trying figure out why CoCo’s face looks like a pumpkin. Is it supposed to be orange? She’s built like a comic book warrior princess, so maybe it’s something specific to her tribe. Amazon warriors from outer space tend to take that stuff kinda seriously.

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