Hugh Jackman Cried On 60 Minutes

The terms “deadbeat dad” and “absentee father” exist for a reason, so it’s good to here a positive story about a mother abandoning her husband and five children never to return. Like when Hugh Jackman‘s mom left when he was 8, leaving his father to pick up the pieces and raise his children on his own. Hey, look. Here’s a video of Hugh Jackman crying about it.
US Weekly reports:
“I can remember the morning she left, it’s weird the things you pick up,” he said with tears in his eyes. “I remember her being in a towel around her head and saying goodbye, must have been the way she said goodbye. As I went off to school, when I came back, there was no one there in the house. The next day there was a telegram from England, Mom was there. And then that was it. I don’t think she thought for a second it would be forever. I think she thought it was, ‘I just need to get away, and I’ll come back.’ Dad used to pray every night that Mom would come back.” Jackman was the youngest of five, and his father, Chris, took of the responsibility of his children as a single parent. “My father is a rock. My father is my rock,” he explained. “It’s where I learned everything about loyalty, dependability, being there day in, day out, no matter what.”


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Seen here promoting his new movie Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots Real Steel, Hugh Jackman made an appearance on last night’s Monday Night RAW in Cleveland. Because fighting robots are fake and wrestling is fake. Just wanted to point that out in case you didn’t understand the parallel.

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“I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not,” he says in this Sunday’s Parade magazine. “But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful.” “The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others,” the actor, 40, adds. “It’s not a big issue in Australia.”

Hugh didn’t really help his case when he hosted the Oscars, but he’s Wolverine, man. Wolverine isn’t gay. If he was he’d wear a cop hat and roller skates. Or smoke his cigar through a gold cigarette holder. Or walk a barefoot teenage Mexican boy in Daisy Dukes around on a leash. I mean, that’s what gays do, right? Of course they do. That’s what momma told me from the Bible.

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“He’s a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon. At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia, which he says kept him “dirty 95 percent of the time” and left people stammering, “Oh … my … God,” according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, “Women’s jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room.” Jackman’s wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form “the Body of Doom – but I like what’s inside”: a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center…”

Hugh Jackman is tall, ripped, and if you don’t think he killed in The Prestige, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself. In conclusion, I have absolutely nothing bad to say about this dude other than the fact that his wife is what some might call “unattractive.” But not me, though. I would never say such things. I am gentlemanly and always compliment my ladies on their daily weigh-in and successful completion of scheduled household chores.

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AussieBum, the company behind Wonderjocks, underwear which “helps to lift and promote the size of a man’s genitals,” has a fan in actor Ewan McGregor. How big of a fan? AussieBum founder Sean Asby says:

We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.”

Um, not really sure what to do here. There’s not much you can say to embarrass a guy who doesn’t mind a credit check because he has a bottle cap for a penis. He better be glad he’s rich and famous, because his award for “Technically Not Having a Vagina” probably wouldn’t get him a lot of dates.

Ewan McGregor and Hugh Jackman on the set of The Tourist:


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