Joan Rivers Owned Chelsea Handler

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The banner pic is Chelsea Handler in case the headline caused any confusion – Todd

On Monday, unfunny “comedienne” Chelsea Handler appeared on Howard Stern and proceeded to talk shit about fellow E! personality Joan Rivers. Today, Joan Rivers appeared on Howard Stern and completely annihilated Handler so bad that Haiti set up a relief hotline. Radar Online reports:
Number one, the girl made it on her back fucking the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius,” Joan told Howard, referring to Chelsea’s past relationship with E! President Ted Harbert. “Whatever she is, she’s a drunk. I don’t wish her good luck, I don’t wish her bad luck,” Joan said. “I don’t think she’s particularly funny. But don’t you come after me, you whore.”

There’s really nothing else I need to add here except Joan Rivers couldn’t be more spot on if she was melanoma.

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Beth Ostrosky Stern Is Photogenic, Awesome

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Earlier this week, Howard Stern’s wife took this picture of her sweet ass with her Blackberry while trying on clothes and emailed it to Howard, who then proceeded to share it with everybody in the studio. Then Beth said he could post it online. Then he did. And the site crashed for a few hours. That’s sound like a good idea. Does anybody’s wife want to email me a pic so I can post it then take a break for a couple of hours? Oh, wait, nevermind. Found some.

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Dolly Parton Might Sue Howard Stern



Howard Stern’s staff occasionally likes to have their way with celebrity audio books by ripping the audio and piecing it back together into a blend of comedic vulgarity. Recently they did this to one of Dolly Parton’s audio books, but Dolly ain’t laughin’. Reuters reports:

I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life,” Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. “I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this.”

She concluded: “If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

At this point Dolly looks like someone who was crudely pieced together with body parts from different people, toys, and maybe robots, so I don’t know why she’s so mad. It seems like a natural progression to me.

Here’s the audio. It’s very NSFW, so you’ve been warned:

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