2016 is bad enough, so I won’t make you look at Madonna and whatever ancient curse keeps her alive while you’re eating lunch, so here’s Hillary Duff in Greenwich Village yesterday leaving a MILF Summit Convention where she was one of the keynote speakers. That’s probably not where she was leaving, but it could be true. We don’t know. There’s a lot of thing we don’t know. Like how were all gonna fit on that spaceship to Mars. I’ve reached out to Amber Heard’s people to see if I can get a free ticket.
Hillary Duff seems to get hotter by the day, so hopefully Putin will see this issue in Russia and chill the fuck out. Why so angry, bro? Relax. Have you seen Hillary’s boobs? And hips? And legs? And face? Everything’s gonna be okay. Quit being such a psycho. And put your shirt on btw. Nobody wants to see that.