Hillary Duff Will Wash Away Madonna’s Sins

2016 is bad enough, so I won’t make you look at Madonna and whatever ancient curse keeps her alive while you’re eating lunch, so here’s Hillary Duff in Greenwich Village yesterday leaving a MILF Summit Convention where she was one of the keynote speakers. That’s probably not where she was leaving, but it could be true. We don’t know. There’s a lot of thing we don’t know. Like how were all gonna fit on that spaceship to Mars. I’ve reached out to Amber Heard’s people to see if I can get a free ticket.

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