Hilary Swank is Confusing



If you want to get technical, Hilary Swank has big tits. And big tits are a very good quality for a chick to have. Especially when the rest of them looks like Hilary Swank. Miranda Kerr has to call upon an unknown ancient evil from the East to get a decent pair of tits, yet Hilary Swank gets them naturally. Thanks, God. Why don’t you put butterfly wings on a raccoon next time, you big jerk.

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Hilary Swank is in a Bikini



Eh, I don’t know. I guess Hilary Swank kinda looked sorta okay in Hawaii last week. She won an Oscar by playing a transvestite and her head looks like it should be mounted above a fireplace, so you can see how I’m confused. In fact, before I posted this I had to get in my truck and drive around. Then I skipped rocks on the lake. Then I sat on a log and watched the sunrise. Then I put my hands behind my head and strolled along the bank, my thoughts my only friend.

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