Hilary Duff Wore These Shorts
Hilary Duff Wore These Shorts

 

You people like when I post pics of Hilary Duff. Freaks. I like posting pics of her too because she’s a MILF and I’d like to wrap her legs around my head, but I can’t really say that here now, can I? This is a classy website for people of all ages and I routinely write articles that speak to the children about the importance of abstinence and saying no to drugs. I can’t be seen objectifying a woman’s body like this.

 

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Hilary Duff Is Still A Thick Ass Mom

Hilary Duff was in LA yesterday to drop off her kid to her ex-husband Mike Comrie. Dude looks like he’s aged 20 years since the divorce, because his soul and genes have revolted after they found out they can’t get up in Hilary’s ass anymore. Oh, and the rape. Let’s not forget the rape. I assume Hilary Duff is smiling and carefree because her ass looks like this and she’s never raped anyone.

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Hilary Duff’s Ex Husband Mike Comrie Might Have Raped Somebody
Hilary Duff’s Ex Husband Mike Comrie Might Have Raped Somebody

 

Unclear if Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie got divorced because he liked raping, but Mike Comrie is currently under investigation by the LAPD for rape after a woman said he did the raping multiple times at his house last weekend. Tell us about it TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us the woman claims she met up with Comrie at a bar Saturday night and went back to his West L.A. condo. She claims he raped her multiple times. The woman says she almost immediately went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center nearby, and a rape kit was administered.

Yeah, that sounds bad. But hey, there’s good news!

Sources connected with Comrie say he’s known the woman for a long time and acknowledges he had sex with her, but insists she gave full consent. The sources also say the encounter was a 3-way and the other woman has not filed any complaint.

Comrie has known the chick for a long time and it was a 3-way and that means he didn’t do the raping or something I honestly have no idea what that has to do with anything. I assume sources connected with Comrie says the Russian leaks are the “real story”.

 

These pics are old, but this is Mike Comrie walking around yesterday in what can only be described as a rape uniform.

 

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Hilary Duff Has Leg Positivity

 

Hilary Duff has great legs, so you’re probably wondering why “didn’t always love them”. I guess she didn’t because she outweighs most of the women in LA by like 40 pounds. That’s mostly legs and ass weight. I applaud her for preaching leg positivity, but it is 2017, and I don’t think as a white woman that she understands intersectional leg issues or the all marginalized legless women out there without a Instagram or whatever Twitter and Tumblr will eventually say about this picture. I would list more, but it will all be covered in the think piece written by the POC without legs.

 

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Hilary Duff Wore These Pants

Hilary Duff seems to be going to the gym a lot this year, and I only bring that up because she wore these pants to go workout at the place she works out. I also bring this up because I feel whoever makes these pants should send her ass a handwritten thank you note with cologne on it.

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Hilary Duff Wore These Boots

In a shocking twist, these pictures don’t include Hilary Duff’s kid, so I had to come up with a new title for this post. I finally settled on the obvious. What these pictures do include, though, are in Hilary Duff in thigh boots and trying to cover her ass when she gets backs in her truck. This is better than the Jeff Sessions thing all your woke friends are watching. That just seems pretty boring to me.

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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom 3

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling what they hell they do in there. Probably some type of strip pilates that’s supposed to benefit Aleppo and shelter dogs or some shit. Whatever it is, it’s not making her ass any smaller. In fact, it’s making it exponentially larger. Maybe this place makes their own dough. No way to be sure until we send an investigative team in. I feel the public needs to know.

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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom

I think it’s pretty adorable that Hilary Duff pretended to stage a Los Angeles Fore Department demonstration to take her son to cover the fact their just following her around in case her thighs rubs together in these jeans. California wildfires shouldn’t be taken lightly.

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Hilary Duff Is Single Again
Hilary Duff Is Single Again

 

I don’t need to search for Hilary Duff news, because Mike’s borderline weird obsession with her sends news directly to my feed with no effort on my part. I appreciate this. This is one of the reasons we’re friends. When the race war hits, I’ll mark him as safe. Hands off my friend, Shaun King! Anyway, Hilary Duff and that one dude broke up. Don’t really know his name. Mike will tell you. I will tell you that whenever Hilary Duff is recently single, she wears stuff like this in the gallery below. We should be in for such visual delights soon.

 

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Hilary Duff’s Butt Will Heal Us & Links

Hey, we have a new thing. Bookmark that shizz  [  Crave Girls   ]

Daisy Lea topless on a photoshoot  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jamie King is also topless on a photoshoot  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Zendaya doesn’t care if you’re mad she’s playing Mary Jane  [  Dlisted  ]

Mike’s take on President Trump (feels gross to type)  [  The Superficial   ]

Lizzy Caplan nekkid in Masters Of Sex  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

The Emma Roberts leg show  [  Popoholic   ]

Alessandra Ambrosio is also naked (NSFW)  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Barb from Stranger Things used to self harm  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Kendall Jenner voted too, I guess [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Hilary Duff  [  IDLY  ]

 

 

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