Henry Cavill Dumped His Teenage Girlfriend
Henry Cavill Dumped His Teenage Girlfriend


Probably after seeing Captain America: Civil War crush that one movie he was in by almost $100M in two weeks, Henry Cavill dumped his college chick girlfriend, Tara King, to hopefully have more time for acting classes. She was a college chick dating Superman, so obviously she’s upset. 

…sources close to the pretty blonde told us she is devastated by the sudden break-up. Tara told friends she thought the Man of Steel actor, who turned 33 earlier this month, was “the love of her life”. 

Wait, “the love of your life”? You’re 19. That’s how it starts, ma’am. The fever, the new DMs, the feeling of being pressured into commitment that turns good men… SAVAGE AF

“Henry said the two of them could stay friends and he even invited her to his recent birthday party, which she did go to.

GOOD GOD, MAN. In lieu of flowers for their memorial, the citizens of Metropolis ask that you donate to Tara King after she inevitably attempts to cut her own bangs. 


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Henry Cavill Says Women Have A ‘Bit Of A Double Standard’ With Catcalling
Henry Cavill Says Women Have A ‘Bit Of A Double Standard’ With Catcalling


Before we start, Henry Cavill is dating a 19-year old college chick. Good for him. Maybe she can tell him why it isn’t called “dogcalling”. 

The Superman actor Henry Cavill has suggested there is a double standard at the heart of society’s attitude towards sexist comments in public. “If a girl shouts something like ‘Oi love, fancy a shag?’ to me as I walk past, I do sometimes wonder how she’d feel if a builder said that to her,” he told the Sunday Times Style magazine….Asked whether women propositioned him in the street, Cavill — whose film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is released on March 25 — said: “Well, I’ve heard some things. I don’t mind it, unless I’m with my girlfriend and someone is being complimentary to me in order to disrespect her.”

Very interesting argument. I can see where he’s coming from actually. Now let’s completely unravel that argument with his next quote.

“Although I wouldn’t feel physically threatened, as she might.”

Well, there you go. There might be a double standard if women catcalled actual cats. 


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Henry Cavill Is Dating A 19-Year Old College Freshman

Bigger hit than Man of Steel.

As a beautiful blonde in her first few weeks of university, Tara King will undoubtedly have caught the eye of countless young suitors.  The bad news for them is that they’ll need a pocketful of kryptonite to get anywhere near her. For unknown to her fellow freshers, the 19-year-old is spoken for – and the lucky man is Superman star Henry Cavill, The Mail on Sunday can reveal. Miss King was spotted cosying up to the Hollywood heart-throb in the crowd at Twickenham as England played Australia in the Rugby World Cup earlier this month. Dressed in an England jersey and sporting a beard, Cavill, 32 – star of the 2013 film Man Of Steel – held his arm around the Bristol University history of art student as they chatted and joked together, despite England’s defeat. The couple are believed to have met in August at fashionable London nightclub Mahiki. According to social media, they have been seeing each other ever since.

If you click on the link we can talk about her spray tan if you want, because it looks like her feet are wearing whiteface, but she’s blonde, has big tits, and probably doesn’t read Lenny Letter so she’s cool with anal. Sorry, ladies. This is just how the world works.

 

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Henry Cavill And Amy Adams Did The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge On Set
Henry Cavill And Amy Adams Did The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge On Set

 

I wish we’d all collectively move on from the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge videos. It’s raised enough money. Or maybe not. ALSA could always use more money to “set aside for later use”. Anyway, Henry Cavill and Amy Adams did the challenge on set of Batman v Superman, and if you notice that Amy Adams can’t really get her words out, it’s because she’s sitting next to Henry Cavill in his Superman costume. So she was soaked long before filming of this challenge took place.

 

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge – Amy Adams & Henry Cavill from Cruel Films on Vimeo.

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Here’s Henry Cavill In ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’
Here’s Henry Cavill In ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’

 

Damn, that's a long ass title. Anyway, USA Today has the first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in Zack Snyder's Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice. It kinda looks like he's in Gotham City. It also looks like Bruce Wayne loaned him some money so he could stop going to Supercuts.

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Henry Cavill And Kaley Cuoco Already Broke Up

Well. That was quick. Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco have already split. Us Weekly reports:

Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco's relationship ended just as quickly as it began. After Us Weekly broke the news of their pairing on Monday, July 1, a source close to the couple confirms that the Man of Steel actor and the Big Bang Theory star have agreed to split. "Things fizzled as quickly as they heated up," the source says. "They are still friends." The actors first met at a Hollywood party in June. "He was nervous," an insider said of Cavill, 30. "He's always wanted to date her."


"He's always wanted to date her." = "He always wanted to hit it, so he did a few times then quit it because he's Superman now he's starting a flying tour of sororities. Please respect his privacy during this time. hahaha lol he doesn't care he's knuckle deep in twins right now".  Hope that helps.

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Superman Is Banging This Now

So Henry Cavill and Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco are dating. Ok then. Us Weekly reports:

Henry Cavill's love life just got super-charged with Big Bang's babe! After his 10-month relationship with actress Gina Carano fizzled in May, the Man of Steel hunk, 30, is now dating Kaley Cuoco, sources reveal exclusively to Us Weekly. "They are totally hot for each other," a pal says of the British actor and Big Bang Theory starlet, 27, who split with musician Bret Bollinger this past winter. Although the movie and TV stars are keeping the romance hush-hush for now, Cuoco dropped a major hint to her 1.4 million Twitter followers June 14: Tweeting a photo of herself gazing adoringly at a Man of Steel poster, she urged her fans to see the mega-successful Superman reboot. "It's fantastic in every way," she raved. For his part, Cavill is "a massive Big Bang Theory fan" and "has always wanted to date her," another insider says.

Henry Cavill just broke up with a chick who looks like a dude, and now he's dating a chick who looks like Paula Deen. I know all the Big Bang Theory nerds will tell me she's hot, but she's basically every comment section that tells me about seeing hotter girls in the mall. I mean, I'd still hit it, but I'd probably leave the TV on in case I got bored.

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Clark Kent Is A Homeless Man, Possibly Likes Dancing



More pics of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel were released today, and apparently Clark Kent lost his job at the Daily Planet because of the down economy and now walks around stealing heroin addict’s pants and doing push ups against steel beams before he jumps into an interpretive dance.

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Kneel Before Cod

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Another picture of Henry Cavill on the set of Superman: Man of Steel was leaked today, and I’m not sure I understand this movie now. Aren’t people not supposed to know that Clark Kent is Superman? How do they plan to work around this? Because I’m pretty sure people will be able to see part of his costume when Clark Kent shows up to work in capris.

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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Superman’s Sack

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More pics from the set of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel found there way online today, and you probably can’t tell from this scene, but Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use “manofsteel69” as profile name on manhunt.com.

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