Heidi Klum Won Halloween Again, Links

 

Sir Patrick Stewart In A Lobster Costume On Halloween [Dlisted]

Lady Gaga is Stunning Today, Sorry [Fishwrapper]

Hannah Jones Braless in See Through Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kim Kardashian Leads A ‘Private Life’ Now [The Superficial]

Carmen Electra Is Back And Looking Better Than Ever In Her Baywatch Swimsuit! [Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Ripa’s Sexy Halloween Costume Parade Continues [Popoholic]

Ryan Lochte still has tons of cash [TMZ]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson has officially joined the cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron as Quicksilver [Lainey Gossip]

Michael Fassbender: I’m being sexually harassed when you talk about my d–k [Celebitchy]

‘Hunger Games’ Star Stephanie Leigh Schlund Went For A Jog [Moe Jackson]

The new official trailer for Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas [Film Drunk]

Naomi Campbell thinks Victoria Beckham is racist [Celebslam]

Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Together Again: Here's Johnny's Motivation [COED Magazine]

Ellen Degeneres Dressed as Nicki Minaj [The Blemish]

Mick Jagger’s Stuffy Reply To Katy Perry’s Flirting Allegations [Evil Beet Gossip]

The World We’ll Never Know: Concept Art from Star Wars 1313 [Crave Online]

Justin Bieber made it rain at the strip club [Popbytes]

Nnamdi Asomugha: 5 Things To Know About Kerry Washington’s Husband [Hollywood Life]

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Heidi Klum Got Naked On Instagram
Heidi Klum Got Naked On Instagram

 

Although not so much anymore, Heidi Klum is probably what Hitler had in mind when he was doing his thing. We all remember how she looked in the 90s. Even Jews would have been like, "It's pretty hot in here, but you know what? I get it. I totally get it."

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Heidi Klum Is A Hero



Heidi Klum was on vacation in Hawaii this weekend when her two kids and the nanny got sucked into a riptide and almost drowned, but Klum rescued them. What a shitty nanny. People reports:

“We got pulled into the ocean by a big wave. Of course, as a mother, I was very scared for my child and everyone else in the water,” Klum, 39, says in a statement. “Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land. We were able to get everyone out safely.”

If you read the article, it looks like her actual boyfriend saved everybody, but her boyfriend was never a Victoria’s Secret model, so honestly, why would we care? Seal probably couldn’t have helped because he would’ve been eaten by a shark. What? Because…his name is Seal….and he’s black….and sharks like to eat seals…who are black. Oh, whatever man! You know what I meant. Stop looking at me like that. You don’t know me or my life.

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Heidi Klum Got Topless On Twitter



Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself sunbathing topless yesterday, and several news outlets are calling it “racy”. After, several news outlets bought their girlfriend a milkshake then went home to masturbate because the showed up in a skirt that exposed her ankle.

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Heidi Klum, What… What Happened? Links

Adrianne Curry is raptor Jesus at Comic-Con [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel is playing dress up [Popoholic]
Jessica-Jane Clement is wearing clothes for once [Hollywood Tuna]
Kelly Brook changed her bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Lindsay Lohan, Lady GaGa and Lana Del Rey had a slumber party at the Chateau Marmont [Dlisted]
Taylor Swift is the highest earning celeb under 30 [Celebuzz]
The USA’s Opening Ceremony uniforms are ridiculous [Celebitchy]
Gary Coleman, Ron Jeremy, and Chewbacca compare penis size [COED Magazine]
8 classic nerd maneuvers [College Humor]
20 poorly places price tags [The Chive]
The Lone Ranger might be worth its $250 million price tag [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna likes all this attention [Celebslam]
Stephen Tyler is leaving American Idol [The Blemish]
Lindsay Lohan is going bald [Evil Beet Gossip]
Scarlett Johansson‘s looks are ruining her life [Amy Gindhouse]
Prime time news is bashing Scientology now [Lainey Gossip]
Cindy Margolis used to be the most downloaded woman. Things have changed [Egotastic]
Madonna is being sued over a song that came out in 1990 [Popcrush]
Today’s baby names are really stupid [Film Drunk]
Target won’t carry Frank Ocean‘s critically acclaimed album, probably because he’s gay [Popbytes]
Harrison Ford is 70 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
“I have already married and divorced you in my mind.” [okWeirdo]

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Heidi Klum Wins Twitter Forever, Links

Adrian Brody proves anyone famous can get hot women [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel is back to the day job [Popoholic]
Sophie Reade gets you excited about the Olympics [Hollywood Tuna]
Jane Krakowski is classy (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Brad Pitt‘s mom hates gay people, abortion, and Obama [Dlisted]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez might be on the rocks [Celebuzz]
Katie Holmes could “blow Scientology right open” [Celebitchy]
Lindsey Vonn was see-through at the French Open (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
A man has a conversation with his 12-year-old self [COED Magazine]
“How to Get All the Bitches At the Beach” [College Humor]
Always remember to stretch [The Chive]
Chris Rock made a slave joke, pissed off twitter [Moe Jackson]
Jennifer Lopez (more…)

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Heidi Klum Is Naked In Bodypaint For Something



So yeah, Heidi Klum is naked in bodypaint for Astor. God, I thought I already said that in the headline? Why are you people so needy all the time? Why is it always about you?! All I do is type type type type type words words words type type. Happy now?!

I had another fun photo shoot for Astor celebrating color!

It’s a little ironic that Heidi Klum says she celebrates color when Seal looked like a black hole that got run through a barbed wire fence. And we all know that black is the absence of light and color cannot exist without light. So what are you saying, Heidi? Huh? Seal is a “colored” person? Sounds pretty racist to me.

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