WHY? HOW? BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY? George Lucas probably slipped this in the Disney deal like Congress, didn’t he? Son of a bitch.
I got excited about this story when I first saw it, because I thought science had discovered a way for a woman I thought was dead to have a baby. But turns out it was only Rachel Bilson being okay with Hayden Christensen not pulling out.
The Hart of Dixie actress, 32, is expecting her first child with longtime boyfriend Hayden Christensen, multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly. "They've both talked about this for awhile and are so excited," a Bilson insider tells Us. "Everyone is beyond thrilled for them."
They saw two ugly people make the prettiest babies, so if we can follow that same logic, this kid is going to have three Academy Awards by the time he's 10. Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson wanted to act happy when they heard the news, but they can't act. That's what I meant with that first sentence. Moving on.
Some guys in the crowd watching Hayden Christensen play basketball on a NYC court yesterday were calling him “Pistol Pete.” Pete Maravich averaged 44.2 points a game during his college career without a 3-point line. I get the feeling those guys were being sarcastic.
Hayden and his girlfriend, Rachel Bilson on the set of New York, I Love You:
Jessica Alba showed up for the premiere of Awake last night, a movie in which she plays the wife of a man who suffers anesthetic awareness during heart surgery. Her husband is played by Hayden Christensen. Hayden Christensen is dating Rachel Bilson. I’m sure that’s still going well. I bet him pretending to be married to Jessica Alba all day strengthened the bond of that relationship. I’m sure Rachel Bilson barely even cries anymore because Hayden masturbates to Dark Angel before they have sex.