Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Did The Sex A Lot During ‘Star Wars’
Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Did The Sex A Lot During ‘Star Wars’

 

In her new book she really wants you to buy, The Princess DiaristCarrie Fisher reveals she banged Harrison Ford a bunch during filming of Star Wars in 1976. Fisher was 19 at the time. Ford was 33 and married with two kids. Thanks a lot, Carrie!

“It was so intense,” the actress-author, 60, tells PEOPLE exclusively of the real-life romance die-hard fans of the franchise have wished for since Han Solo and Princess Leia captured hearts on-screen. “It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend,” she says.

Wanna stop here to say that is a fire verse.

After spending their first night together following a birthday party for director George Lucas, Fisher was wracked by self-doubt. “I looked over at Harrison. A hero’s face — a few strands of hair fell over his noble, slightly furrowed brow,” she writes. “How could you ask such a shining specimen of a man to be satisfied with the likes of me?” “I was so inexperienced, but I trusted something about him,” she says. “He was kind.”

Any a dude who has seen Carrie Fisher in Star Wars could probably answer that question pretty easily. Anyway, can’t really blame him or her. I still wanna bang Princess Leia and I’d probably let a young Han Solo touch it. Meh.

 

She apparently also did the sex with Robocop. Shoutout to Carrie Fisher for banging all my childhood heroes.

 

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Harrison Ford Crashed A Plane, Lived

I gotta remember to add Harrison Ford to my celebrity death pool.

Harrison Ford was the pilot who was injured after a small World War II-era plane he was flying crashed at a city golf course in Venice Thursday afternoon, a source close to the Ford family told KTLA. Ford, a 72-year-old longtime aviator, was going into surgery for broken bones in his ankle and pelvis, the source said about four hours after the crash was reported — shortly before 2:30 p.m..Ford’s son tweeted about 5 p.m. that he was with his father at the hospital. “At the hospital. Dad is ok. Battered, but ok!” Ben Ford wrote. “He is every bit the man you would think he is. He is an incredibly strong man.”…“He had no other choice but to make an emergency landing, which he did safely,” Treciokas (Ford’s publicist)  said. “He was banged up and is in the hospital receiving medical care.  The injuries sustained are not life threatening, and he is expected to make a full recovery.”

Look, it would suck if Harrison Ford died, but this plane looks like something he stole from a museum. Not sure Indiana Jones would appreciate that. Plus, dude is 72. I’d feel more comfortable if he crashed one of those motorized carts from Wal-Mart. I’d also feel better if he lost his earring in the crash.

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Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His Hip
Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His Hip

 

Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo

 

I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now.

Harrison Ford’s injuries on the “Star Wars: Episode VII” set could be worse than previously reported. Ford, who plays Han Solo, broke his ankle Thursday when the door of a set fell on him at a British movie studio, but some news outlets claimed Saturday the actor, 71, also injured his pelvis. Ford had “pelvis injuries and may have had a chest X-ray,” an insider told the Sun newspaper.

Ok, Harrison Ford is 71. At 71 I'm guessing the hip kinda becomes hit or miss. So what exactly are they making him do, push the Millennium Falcon? I'm not understanding what's going on here. Just film all his scences in a chair. Why are we making this difficult? But as long as his arm is ok he can go pitch for the Braves.

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Han Solo Broke His Hip
Han Solo Broke His Hip

 

Ok, it was his ankle but still.

Harrison Ford was rushed to hospital on Thursday after injuring himself on the set of the new Star Wars film. Ford, 71, is reprising his iconic role as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII and was injured while working. "Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII," Disney confirmed to PEOPLE in a statement. "He was taken to a local hospital and is receiving care. Shooting will continue as planned while recuperates."

The injury reportedly took place while Ford was filming scenes aboard the Millenium Falcon, but no other plot details were revealed. If I had to assume, he stepped wrong when they landed at Denny's.

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This Happened

 

Star Wars VII is being filmed in London. Peter Serafinowicz is the voice of Darth Maul. Mark Hamill is Luke Skywalker. This picture was taken in London yesterday. Carrie Fisher is also in London. Harrison Ford was spotted at a London restaurant four days ago. JJ Abrams is getting tortured by Disney sentient robots as we speak.

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Harrison Ford Is Reprising His Role As Han Solo In JJ Abrams’ ‘Star Wars VII’



According to Latino Review, Harrison Ford will be returning as badass, best friend sister fucker, Han Solo, in JJ Abrams’ Star Wars Episode VII. And according to my pants, my nerd boner just broke off and shot into warp speed and inserted itself into Ashley Greene. Sorry, baby. Wouldn’t it be cool if we had twins though?

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Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo Again



With Disney planning three more Star Wars movies after they bought Lucasfilm for $4B dollars, there have been a tom of rumors about the original cast possibly coming back for cameos. Harrison Ford wants to come back, only to give Han Solo a proper death. Inside Movies reports:

“Harrison is open to the idea of doing the movie and he’s upbeat about it, all three of them are,” said one highly placed source, referring to Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher, the trio that made a hyper-speed jump to global fame on May 25, 1977, the opening night for George Lucas’s original Star Wars film. ….The actor, now 70, is plenty proud of Indy, Jack Ryan, John Book, and Dr. Richard Kimble but in the past he didn’t disguise his disdain for Solo. “As a character he was not so interesting to me,” the frosty Ford explained in an ABC interview in 2010. The slippery Corellian pilot’s great talent is keeping himself alive, a skill that apparently extended beyond the screen. Solo’s death scene in early outlines for Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was scrapped, according to Ford and others, because the character was a top seller as an action figure. As Ford told ABC in the same interview: “I thought he should have died in the last one to give it some bottom…George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”

I don’t know if you could hear it or not, but my nerd boner just threw my desk across the room. With a lot force. Haha, get it?! I said “force”. Because the force is what the Jedi use and I can control my penis with my mind so it’s like when a Jedi moves things with his mind and my penis is like that and OH NEVERMIND!

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Cowboys And Aliens Has A Teaser



Olivia Wilde, Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, John Favreau, Ron Howard, Steven Spielberg, the Old West, creepy spaceships, and shit blowing up. I don’t know whether to watch this trailer or buy it dinner and try to talk it into letting me fuck it.

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They All Want To Free Roman Polanski

Just in case you thought it was sexual deviant Europeans and pervert Hollywood directors who believe that Roman Polanski has suffered enough by living in France as a celebrated hero after he fled the country to avoid sentencing for drugging and raping a 13-year old girl, be prepared to punch a hole in your wall. Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Gael Garcia Bernal, and John Landis have all signed the petition to free Roman Polanski. Thanks, Harrison Ford. Maybe you can talk to Bert and Ernie and reanimate Mr. Rogers to get them to sign too, so you can make sure my childhood is completely ruined.


You can see the full list of advocating assholes HERE (via the great ONTD), then you can sign the counter petition HERE.

Natalie Portman in 1996. Polanski would so hit that:

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