David Justice Went Yard On Halle Berry

“You better keep looking straight ahead bitch I will end you.”

Look, we all know Halle Berry is insane. Much like climate change, it really isn’t something you have to debate. She’s been married three times and they all don’t seem to work out because, again, she’s insane. Her first husband, former baseball player David Justice, split from Berry in 1997 because she constantly accused him of cheating.  She then proceeded to take out a restraining order against him. Flash forward 18 years, Justice has been married to CEO Rebecca Villalobos for 15 years and they have three kids. Berry has been married twice since then and has a kid with another. Earlier this month she split from Olivier Martinez (her third husband), then a day later went batshit.  David Justice had something to say something about it on Twitter. And by “say something about it” I mean “damn, son”.  I think this is why Twitter turned the star thing into a heart.


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Halle Berry Has Already Gone Batshit
Halle Berry Has Already Gone Batshit

S/O to what we talked about yesterday. Halle Berry comes hard out the gate.  

TMZ broke the story Halle filed for divorce Tuesday morning, but the divorce petition is nowhere to be found in the system. A source connected to Halle tells us it was filed under pseudonyms.  Apparently Olivier doesn’t think fake names are kosher, so his lawyer, disso queen Laura Wasser, has just filed for divorce listing Olivier as the petitioner.  As for why being the petitioner is important, in Hollywood it matters who left who.  Olivier’s asking for joint custody of the couple’s 2-year-old son, Maceo. As we reported, they have a prenup so money will not be an issue. We’re told Olivier and Halle have not been getting along and last week was a breaking point, after an LAX employee sued Olivier for pushing a car seat into his chest. He also named Halle and we’re told she went nuclear on Olivier saying he’s responsible for her bad publicity. We’re told Halle and Olivier had a fundamental personality clash. She is “very difficult” and “goes nuts when she doesn’t get her way,” and Olivier has a temper, though not violent toward her. It was a bad combo.

Fake names? You can’t drop off paperwork like that. You can drop off a mix tape like that. Don’t make the paperwork person’s job harder than it needs to because you don’t want TMZ to find out. TMZ is gonna find out anyway. They found out about that other thing that happened that one time as well and that shocked a lot of people when it came out.

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Halle Berry Is Single Again

 Halle Berry and Oliver Martinez (the guy who beat up her last ex) just split after two years. Anybody up to be her fourth ex-husband? Her ring finger apparently thinks it’s playing Pokemon.

“It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce,” the couple said in a joint statement to PEOPLE. “We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus of what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life and we hope that you respect our and, most importantly, our children’s privacy as we go through this difficult period.”

You probably could have guessed what that blockquote was without reading it, so here’s the good part.

A source tells PEOPLE that the relationship had “run its course,” adding: “They are keeping it amicable now. She is okay.”

Ah, yes. Because if Halle Berry is known for anything, it’s remaining amicable with her exes  lol jk she’s insane. She made Gabriel Aubrey‘s life literally a living hell before a judge made her bank account a living hell. I guess she has to be crazy. Wesley Snipes dated her in the 80s and punched her eardrum off, she almost killed herself when she split from her first husband David Justice, her second husband was banging 90s Halle Berry and still couldn’t keep it out of other vaginas, and I guess Gabriel Aubrey made the mistake of being the first white guy she dated. And I assume Oliver is paying for what the rest of them did. Yeah, so Halle Berry is divorced again. She also made Catwoman, which I think in theory is one of her ex-husbands as well.

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Halle Berry Has To Pay $16,000 A Month In Child Support
Halle Berry Has To Pay $16,000 A Month In Child Support


"Sixteen thou…..wait, come again?"


Halle Berry's long custody battle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey has finally come to an end when Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon denounced feminism.

A judge has approved a settlement between Halle Berry and her ex-boyfriend over child support payments for their 6-year-old daughter. The agreement approved by Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon on May 30 calls for Berry to pay ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry $16,000 a month or nearly $200,000 a year to support their daughter. The Oscar-winning actress will also pay for their daughter's tuition, but the former couple will split health care expenses. The order also calls for Berry to pay her ex-boyfriend a retroactive payment of $115,000 and $300,000 to his attorneys to cover the costs of their custody dispute.

I don't know why the judge didn't order her to pay punitive damages for being a psycho bitch, because if you don't remember, Berry first claimed Aubrey was racist, then claimed he beat her and the child, and when that was found to be not even remotely true, she tried to move her and the child to France, effectively trying to remove Aubrey from the equation completely. Now she has to pay $16,000 a month in child support to a guy she didn't even marry. Like how crazy do you have to be to be forced to pay child support to a baby daddy? You know in X-Men when Storm does her thing and her eyes go white and stuff? I don't think that's special effects.

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Halle Berry Is Pregnant

Despite being 46 and already being a psychopath and a horrible mother (look how calm and pleasant she looks in these pictures!), Halle Berry is now pregnant with her second child with her second baby daddy, Olivier Martinez. TMZ reports:

Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along. What's more … they know the sex.  It's a boy.

She's been trying to take her last child away from her father by saying he was a racist and beat up the nanny, all of those accusations were laughed out of court of course, so why wouldn't you want to have a baby with Halle Berry? It seems like it would be fun. Especially when he gets older and you can put all his Bay Harbor Butcher newspaper clippings on your refrigerator. Your friends will be so jealous!




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Gabriel Aubry Isn’t So Pretty Now

As we talked about yesterday, Halle Berry‘s fiance and former golden glove, Olivier Martinez, beat the shit out of Gabriel Aubry after Aubry took a swing at Martinez and missed. Here’s what his face looks like now. I’m hoping Jenny Johnson will put her trolling skills to work and reply to every one of Oliver Martinez’s tweets for three years to try to bait him into a reaction so she can act surprised and victimized when he does, but Olivier Martinez isn’t really that famous and doesn’t have a Twitter, so it’s probably not worth it because it won’t get her trending. You really dodged that bullet, Oliver.

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Halle Berry’s Baby Daddy Got Beat Up By Her Fiance

Halle Berry has been trying for years to get sole custody of her daughter Nahla that she had with male model Gabriel Aubry (seen above), and the whole process has basically proven what we pretty much already know: Bitches be crazy. So luckily for Halle, Custody Christmas came early when Aubry dropped Nahla off at Halle’s house and her new fiance, Oliver Martinez, was there. TMZ reports:

Gabriel Aubry was arrested Thanksgiving morning after a melee at Halle Berry’s house, which sent both Gabriel and Halle’s fiance Olivier Martinez to the hospital … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Gabriel showed up to Halle’s house with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We’re told Gabriel was still in the motor court (a rich person’s word for a giant driveway) when Olivier walked up to him and said, “We have to move on.” According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground. In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight. Police were called and Olivier made a citizen’s arrest for battery against Gabriel. Gabriel was escorted to the ER and, ironically, Olivier went to the same ER an hour later. The two were just down the hall from each other. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … a judge has issued an emergency protective order, which requires Gabriel to stay 100 yards away from Halle, Olivier, and Nahla.

All I really took from this story is you’d probably have a harder time beating up a Build-A-Bear than you would a 6’2″ French model. If there was another point here, I’m pretty sure I missed it.

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Halle Berry Has A Head Injury

Halle Berry was rushed to Cedars Sinai Medical Center last night after falling and hitting her head on the concrete while filming a fight sequence for her upcoming movie, The Hive. TMZ reports:

A rep for Halle tells TMZ “Halle Berry suffered a minor head injury while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, ‘The Hive.’ She was taken to the hospital as a precaution, but she checked out healthy and was released. She’ll continue production as planned.” Sources on the set tell TMZ … after Halle fell, she started throwing up, and that’s when people around her became alarmed and called for help. FYI, throwing up is a sign of a concussion.

I bet Gabriel Aubry read this and hoped it would knock some sense into this crazy bitch, but I’m concerned why this report doesn’t mention that she was sexually assaulted. I mean, the article said she had a concussion, meaning she was in that tank top with post-traumatic amnesia. C’mon, dudes on the set. Life sets ’em up, you knock ’em down!

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