Gwen Stefani Is Pregnant With Blake Shelton’s Baby
Gwen Stefani Is Pregnant With Blake Shelton’s Baby


Blake Shelton has Gwen Stefani wearing camo in public. He’s blown inside this more than once. #staywoke

A source tells In Touch Weekly that the mother-of-three, 46, is pregnant by the 39-year-old country crooner! “Gwen is pregnant,” the source exclusively tells In Touch, in the new issue on newsstands now. “She and Blake are overjoyed. He’s always wanted to have kids and now his dream is coming true.”

Gwen Stefani already has three kids but you can’t tell, and Blake Shelton has none even though Miranda Lambert looks like she’s had at least five, so I guess that’s why he chose to get Gwen pregnant. Also, multiple sources have confirmed that Stefani will give birth on the hood of a truck that’s parked by a river.


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The 2015 AMAs Were Last Night

The word music still isn’t in quotations even though we all know it kinda should be at this point, but here’s some pics from the 2015 American Music Awards anyway. All the musical legends of our time were there. Nicki Minaj! Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber! Ariana Grande! Demi Lovato! Gwen Stefani! Some other people! I have really now idea what’s taking ISIS so long. Those dudes are all talk. 

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Gwen Stefani’s Ex-Nanny Dresses Up Like Gwen Stefani On The Reg
Gwen Stefani’s Ex-Nanny Dresses Up Like Gwen Stefani On The Reg


 As we found out yesterday, it appears Gavin Rossdale actually was banging the nanny for three years and got busted because he didn’t understand cloud technology. That shit will get you every time. It also appears the nanny, Mindy Mann, is psychotic and might cut out pictures of Gwen Stefani and tape them on her wall that’s surrounded by candles and possibly goat blood.

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NBC Made Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Make A Breakup Contingency Plan
NBC Made Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Make A Breakup Contingency Plan


 We can ignore the fact that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton filed for divorce 14 days apart. We can ignore the fact that Gwen Stefani filed because “she believedGavin Rossdale was cheating on her, but had zero evidence. We can ignore the fact that Stefani is now saying Rossdale was a “control freak” even though her paranoia demanded that he not go on tour. So he didn’t. We can ignore that fact that Stefani quickly settled her divorce less than two weeks before she and Shelton went public with their relationship through a publicist’s statement and a live television event for maximum exposure. And we can ignore the fact Rossdale ain’t buying this bullshit either. However, we can talk about how the apparently Seal Team Six planned and expertly coordinated relationship that ruined two marriages now is required to have plan to protect NBC’s brand and ensure continued ratings success for The Voice.

“The studio bosses sat them down last week after they confirmed that they were dating to discuss the whole situation and what would happen in the event that they broke up,” said the source. “The execs even discussed adding a breakup clause to their contracts. Luckily, “Gwen and Blake assured them that, if it does not work out, they will break up on amicable terms because neither of them wants to jeopardize the show,” the insider added.

Nothing really matters what I said in the intro, because people want what they want and this kinda stuff just happens. All I’ve heard about Blake Shelton is that he’s funny and the complete opposite of Rossdale, and that’s pretty much all a dude has to be when a woman is looking for fresh D. I just feel bad for Adam Levine. Now he’s gotta act shocked and concerned whenever he runs into Gavin Rossdale and Miranda Lambert. Bitch, you knew.


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Blake Shelton Is Dating Gwen Stefani

So, the rumors were pretty much true. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are dating.

“Gwen and Blake are longtime friends who have very recently started dating,” Stefani’s spokesperson, who would not comment further, tells Us.

Hey, remember that time Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani filed for divorce 14 days apart? I would type more, but I just got an ice coffee and I’m going to sip that instead.

 

 

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Gwen Stefani Settled Her Divorce Thing Already

In the summer of 2015, basically every celebrity couple got divorced or split. Even Kermit the Frog finally got rid of his manipulative, psychotic bitch.  Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale weren’t saved, ending their 12-year marriage because Stefani thought Rossdale maybe cheated on her, but didn’t really know, so she filed for divorce just in case. She also refused to sign a prenup. That last part doesn’t matter now.

Sources connected with the couple tell us, Gwen and Gavin will get joint custody with their 3 children. We’re told the agreement provides a 50/50 split in physical custody, but we’re told Gavin will actually have the kids for the majority of time because of Gwen’s touring schedule.  As for money, we learned there was no prenup … we’re told Gavin agreed to take far less than his 50% share of the community property. Under California law they’re each entitled to half, but our sources say Gavin took much less  … presumably to reach a quick settlement.

Well, although it didn’t last, I guess those 12 years made them realize they shouldn’t be assholes to each so they could reach a settlement that works out for both parties. Reminds me a lot of Congress.

 

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Gwen Stefani Is Probably Banging Blake Shelton

Last month, Gwen Stefani filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale because she decided in her head that he was cheating on her. She doesn’t really know. Two months ago, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert split because he decided in his head that she was cheating on him. He doesn’t really know. So I guess one day on The Voice they decided to bang each other. We don’t really know.

The on-set source says, “There is definitely something going on with the two of them now. Blake and Gwen are being very flirty both on and off set.” “At first they were just bonding over the fact that they were both going through divorces at the same time,” the insider tells Radar. “That turned into an even closer friendship between them.” So why the speculation that the two are now romantically involved? According to the source, “Blake and Gwen have been leaving the set together at the end of the workday on several occasions and he invited her out to the bar with him after taping too. Plus, the way that they interact both on-camera and off-camera is undeniably flirty.”

Working with someone used to to be what Tinder turned into an app, so I guess this kinda makes sense. She was vulnerable, Blake was nice, they talked, they bonded over a shared experience, they banged, Gwen drank the blood of newborn to not look 45. Pretty standard stuff.

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Gavin Rossdale Banged A Playboy Playmate In 2002

This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is the former Playboy playmate who I would have sex with while married and my wife watched. So, did Gavin Rossdale and Sara Underwood have sex? What I’m saying is that I don’t know. Maybe? I’d like to think so. Anyway, Gavin Rossale apparently banged a Playboy Playmate while he was dating Gwen Stefani.

Now, a mistress has spoken out regarding an alleged 2002 sexual encounter with Rossdale. “He was beautiful and charming,” the woman told In Touch. “He was with Gwen, but that didn’t stop him from hooking up with me.” Citing an “instant attraction,” the woman recalls that she was wearing nothing but lingerie and body glitter when she was introduced to Rossdale by mutual friends. The woman, a Hollywood insider, says that they “spent a lot of time flirting,” and that Rossdale had said that he and Stefani were having relationship problems. “I thought they were breaking up and that I had a chance,” she admitted. The pair then headed to a room with padded floors inside the mansion. “We started fooling around,” she revealed, claiming that the two had oral sex. “Gavin was so gentle and kind.” After the alleged sexcapade, the woman says that she and Rossdale exchanged regular text messages. “I was head over heels in love with him,” she said, adding that she was shocked when he married Stefani a year later – but that he continued to text her for a month after that. “I do feel bad for Gwen,” she said. “He’s just a cheater.”

Here’s a list of every Playboy Playmate of 2002, so feel free to pick your favorite. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani were married in 2002, and this allegedly happened in 2002. Nickelback also had the #1 song of 2002, so you can’t really blame anyone for what they did during 2002. It was a dark time.

 

 

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Gwen Stefani Refused A Prenup, Doesn’t Wanna Give Up Half Now

On Monday, Gwen Stefani filed to end her 13-year marriage with Gavin Rossdale because she thinks he banged the nanny and some other stuff he did that wasn’t the nanny. Stefani is worth $120M, Rossdale is worth $20M. Stefani didn’t want a prenup. She now doesn’t want Rossdale to get a lawyer. He got one though.

“Before Gwen and Gavin got married, her business advisers recommended they get a prenup,” the source revealed. “But Gwen balked and didn’t think it was necessary because this was going to be her forever. (“LOL” – Todd)  Now, “Gwen has really struggled with the idea of just handing over half of her hard-earned money to Gavin, and there is a lot of anger there,” the source said. “Gwen is hoping to just pay Gavin off because she doesn’t want to pay him any type of support. Gwen’s approach is that she should get to keep what is hers.” But Rossdale, whose net worth is estimated to be $20 million, isn’t going for it so far. “His lawyer, Laura Wasser is going to go after as much money she can get out of Gwen. It has gotten very contentious, very fast between the two.”

California is n-fault and she already filed claiming “irreconcilable differences”, so unless Stefani wants to pay the nanny what she will have to give Rossdale to say they inappropriately touched under their clothes, I’m not sure how Rossdale isn’t going to walk away with $60M. I mean, unless he dies tragically under mysterious circumstances and they find Stefani’s cellphone destroyed. lol marriage is dumb.

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Gavin Rossdale’s Ex-Boyfriend Would Like A Word

So Gavin Rossdale used to date former pop star, Marilyn (Peter Robinson), in the 80s. Marilyn went public with their relationship in 2009, Gavin Rossdale denied it, then said, “yeah, ok we did” in 2010. Marilyn would like now tell you why Gwen Sefani file for divorce. This may come as a shock, but Gavin Rossdale lies a lot.

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