The New ‘Godzilla’ Trailer Is Badass

 

Because my father abandoned me when I was 6 and I have no idea where he is now, I've always enjoyed monster movies where the monster tramples through a city killing thousands of people, because hey, it might land on my dad. No issues here. But in the new Asian trailer for Godzilla, it's pretty clear that Godzilla is the good guy. Well, not exactly the good guy, he's more of a "holy shit what are those things we're jumping out of airplanes and have guns and stuff like that but they're still murdering everyone so let's unleash something that will kill them but almost might kill us too and Heisenberg and goddamn Todd really wants to bang Elizabeth Olsen".

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So Yeah, I Wanna See The New Godzilla Movie


 

Let's be honest here, all Godzilla movies suck. And, yes, I'm looking at you too, Cloverfield. But GOOD GOD MAN THIS TRAILER. I might be even more excited because it was directed by the dude he made the insanely kickass alien invasion/love story, Monsters. Is it weird to masturbate to a trailer about a gigantic lizard monster? Is this was the GOP was talking about if we passed gay marriage?

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