Zendaya Has No Time For Fashion Emergency

E!’s Fashion Police is a culturally relevant and enlightening show where D-list white chicks and a gay guy  attempt to eviscerate women with better careers by simply panning a camera up and down their bodies and questioning their wardrobe choices even though Giuliana Rancic looks like she has a number tattooed on her wrist. So when Zendaya appeared on the 2015 Oscar’s red carpet in a Vivienne Westwood gown and dreadlocks to celebrate her culture, it got a little confusing for the white people. Take it away Rancic:

“I feel that she smells like patchouli oil… or weed. Yeah, maybe weed.”

Oh, I know! Such a harmless joke! Why can’t people who have been constantly stereotyped because of their hair and endure the negative connotations because they choose to wear their hair naturally?! People need to lighten up! Or not. Take it away, Zendaya.

“There is a fine line between what is funny and disrespectful,” she wrote. “Someone said something about my hair at the Oscars that left me in awe. Not because I was relishing in rave outfit reviews, but because I was hit with ignorant slurs and pure disrespect. To say that an 18-year-old young woman with locs must smell of patchouli oil or ‘weed’ is not only a stereotype, but outrageously offensive.” (read full rant here)
 
Immediately, Giuliana Rancic tweeted a whitesplained apology and Kelly Osbourne threatened to leave the show because Zendaya is her friend (even though she didn’t say fuck all on the show after Rancic made her comments). Of course, Osbourne was only feigning offense and would never leave the show, because what the fuck else is she gonna do? Anyway, Zendaya has yet to respond, but to make sure she isn’t seen as an accidental racist, Giuliana Rancic addressed the people of Earth last night.

 

 

Rancic could have replaced all the words in this video with, “oh god plz don’t fire me” and it would have meant the same thing, but if she really wants to smell weed on somebody with dreadlocks, I’d like to invite her to come to Decatur. I can introduce her to all the trust fund white kids who are discovering themselves while talking a lot about organic coffee and dolphin massacres.

 

 

 

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Giuliana Rancic Is Getting A Double Mastectomy

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E! News host and extra in Antz, Giuliana Rancic, was diagnosed with breast cancer in October. Today, she revealed that she will undergo a double mastectomy. Us Magazine reports:

Rancic, 37, broke the news in a statement to E! News and with a live appearance on The Today Show with husband Bill Rancic at her side. She explained to E! why she wanted to share the difficult news with the world. “First, I would like to take the stigma away. ‘Mastectomy’ the word seemed so scary to me at first. After doing research and seeing the advancements, the surgery has come a long way from 20 years ago. The results can be incredible,” Rancic said. “Not only can it save your life, but you can come out feeling healthier and with a positive self-image…Second, I want to encourage everyone to be proactive with their health and get checked out.”

“Getting”? Looks like she already had one! ZING! I’ll be here all week!

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Giuliana Rancic Is Going About This All Wrong

Giuliana and Bill Rancic really want to give birth to a kid. How’s that going? Radar Online reports:

Giuliana and Bill Rancic reveal they’re open to adoption as they try IVF for a third time. They are in the midst of their third bout of IVF but Giuliana and Bill are keeping their options open. While the couple is still hopeful they will have a baby of their own, they aren’t ruling out adoption, they told Us magazine. “We’re not opposed to adoption,” Bill, 40, said at the Nivea New Years Eve preview in New York. The E! Host and her husband have suffered two failed attempts at IVF with the latest round ending in a heartbreaking miscarriage. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the two took a year off baby making and have been traveling the world before trying again. Giuliana, 37, is now hopeful that it will be third time lucky for them. “If our doctor says after this cycle, ‘I don’t think this is going to happen for you naturally. You’re going to have to look at more options,’ then we will,” she said. “But if someone is telling you, ‘I can get you pregnant,’ then we’re trying it.”

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