Madison Beer & Other People Did The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar
Madison Beer & Other People Did The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

I know Madison Beer is famous, just not sure why. Something about Justin Bieber or something. She’s in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar in lingerie pretending to work out. It looks like she hasn’t shaved under her arms in a few days. It remains unclear what that symbolism of all those factors combined are supposed to mean.

 

 

Doutzen Kroes. She used to be a model then she had kids.

 

 

Taylor Hill. She’s a model or something.

 

 

Gigi Hadid didn’t shave under her arms as well. This means people can call her “brave”.

 

 

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Chinese People Hate Gigi Hadid Now
Chinese People Hate Gigi Hadid Now

 

A few days ago, Victoria’s Secret announced that their show will be broadcast from Shanghai, China. I don’t know either. What we do know: Chinese would rather Mao Tse-tung show up than Gigi Hadid. Allow the great ONTD to explain:

In case you missed it: Back in February, Bella Hadid posted a video of Gigi imitating a Buddha cookie by squinting her eyes on Instagram. Present day: Victoria’s Secret confirmed a few days ago that their upcoming show will take place in Shanghai for the first time, and Gigi announced on her Instagram that she will be doing her version of walking in it. Many Chinese people have not forgotten the Buddha cookie video, and have been calling on VS to remove her from the show on social media, as well as letting her know she is not welcome in China. She has since disabled comments on her Instagram announcement post, but her other photos are being flooded with snake and chicken emojis (chicken in Chinese is slang for prostitute), with many comments calling her racist. Some commenters are going as far as reporting Gigi to the Chinese government to ban her from entering, and are spreading the link on social media.

I squinted my eyes during the solar eclipse, so I hope the moon doesn’t call me a whore in my Instagram comments.

 

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Gigi Hadid Found Grunge On Spotify

The attractive Hadid, Gigi Hadid, wore flannel and cut off jean shorts yesterday, but she only must have gotten halfway through the grunge station because I don’t see her wearing birkenstocks or overalls pigtails or sending *911 from her pager to get heroin. She’s not even practicing any type of witchcraft here. She got all this shit off Pinterest. Not realistic at all tbh.

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Gigi Hadid Is Your Christmas Eve 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar
Gigi Hadid Is Your Christmas Eve 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

And since I’m up, I might as well cover today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. It’s Gigi Hadid. She got Christmas Eve. The ugly Hadid got December 1st.  Probably no issues between them at their parents’ house this weekend. None at all. It’s cool. Everything is fine.

 

 

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Gigi Hadid At The 2016 London Fashion Awards & Links

White people, come get your boy Josh Brolin  [  The Superficial   ]

Kendall Jenner is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Tom Ford thinks all men should bottom once to understand women better  [  Dlisted  ]

Salma Hayek‘s breasts are high fashion  [  Popoholic   ]

Bella Thorne produces her own Instagram porn  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emmy Rossum in green leggings   (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Supergirl is a model now  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ed Harris doesn’t understand Westworld  [  The Blemish  ]

Lady Gaga says she has PTSD and a mental illness  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Kendall Jenner giving you the finger  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Jennifer Lawrence  [  IDLY  ]

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Gigi Hadid Wore This Stuff In The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Gigi Hadid Wore This Stuff In The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

 

As I’ve stated numerous times, unlike whatever this isGigi Hadid is the hottest Hadid.  Not that she has much competition, but still. She banged Joe Jonas, so her self-esteem might not be the best. This is attractive. Here’s a bunch of pictures of her walking the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I’m tired of typing. I’m typing “2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show”, so I can copy and paste it for next time.

 

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The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tapes Tonight

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow. There’s supposedly 51 models this time. Hopefully they put Kendall Jenner in the back. Like, Gigi Hadid I kinda get, but Kendall looks like she’s there because of Make-A-Wish.

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Gigi Hadid Was Attacked By A Dude In A Fedora, Elbowed Him In The Face
Gigi Hadid Was Attacked By A Dude In A Fedora, Elbowed Him In The Face


Gigi Hadid is the hot Hadid ( exhibit A ). Her sister is not ( exhibit B ). Guys, let’s not debate this, please ( exhibit C ). Can we move on now? Thank you. Christ. Anyway, Gigi Hadid is in Milan for this week’s fashion week in yet another city, and while she was leaving the Max Mara show, “serial prankster” Vitalii Sediuk forcibly grabbed her and picked her up. Then she did the only a woman should do in that situation, she repeatedly elbowed this asshole in the face then chased him down the street (this is exhibit D).


  


Oh, and here’s Gigi Hadid wearing a see through thing on the runway in Milan (exhibit E-Z):


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Gigi Hadid Seems Okay & Links
Gigi Hadid Seems Okay & Links


Rita Ora was cutting glass by the pool  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Megan Fox is very deep  [  Dlisted  ]

Justin Bieber is super fun on dates  [  The Superficial   ]

Pregnancy has been great for Emily Blunt‘s ass  [  Popoholic  ]

Here’s what Jennifer Lawrence wore to a friend’s wedding  [  The Nip Slip 

Say hello to Jennylyn Mercado  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Russian guy cut off his friend’s dick with an axe for this reason   [  The Blemish ]

This Warcraft review seems kinda optimistic  [  Crave  ] 

Rihanna is still in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

No wonder Charlotte McKinney is topless all the time  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Stella Maxwell rocks a sports bra for you  [  Celebslam  ] 

Hottest players in the The Women’s College World Series  [  COED 


And here’s the Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens teaser trailer just because I care:



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Gigi Hadid Is Single Now As Well
Gigi Hadid Is Single Now As Well


Since Taylor Swift’s Girl Squad CC&R states that Taylor Swift can’t be single by herself,  Gigi Hadid is now single with Tylor after splitting with Zayn Malik. Less than a month after the banner pic was taken. The Gigi Hadid who said Taylor Swift invented girls being friends. Probably just a coincidence. Zayn just got tired of banging this after 6 months. Happens all the time. I assume it happened sometime in early May. Or maybe she dumped him. Had to be sometime in the last 6 days. Right around the time Taylor got dumped.  Doesn’t mean anything.  You’re reading too much into this. 

It’s officially a Squad-wide epidemic … Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are breaking up. They’ve only been together for about 6 months … and she’s 21, while he’s 23 — so breaking up is kinda what you do. However their split comes right on the heels of Squad leader Taylor Swift’s with Calvin Harris.  Makes ya think — is this coordinated?

Coordinated? Taylor Swift doesn’t do coordinate media efforts like that. Unless this story from last night counts. 

A source tells E! News that Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” and adds, “They can really relate.” 

I’m sure they can. Gigi should pretend like she’s going to the store then go to her lawyer’s office to see if her contract has an early termination clause. Bringing her the head of Kanye West and/or Katy Perry would go a long way I to ease tensions during negotiations. Her legal counsel might also advise her to offer up a blood sacrifice to Tumblr. Sometimes you have to get creative. 


Taylor got eyes on you, Kendall. Don’t get too familiar with Gigi here. 


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