Ginger Spice Sells Lingerie Now



Geri Halliwell has released a new lingerie line, and as you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that there was about a three year period in the 90’s that every man on Earth would have walked into a daycare and shot a child in the face for a chance to bang this woman. Now in 2011, I might give a threatening stare to a high school kid. Our merge without using my turn signal. Either way I’d still have sex with her I guess is what I’m trying to say here.

pic source = Celebuzz

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Geri Halliwell Is Insensitive



If you’re at event for breast cancer, it might not be a good idea to show up with your rack hanging out. That’s like showing up at a paraplegic event with a dance team or something for the blind with night vision goggles. I don’t know, quite frankly that seems rude.

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Tell Me Whatcha Want



Ginger Spice was in St. Tropez with her family the other day, and damn, she’s still getting it done. Her and the Blonde Spice were always the hottest ones, so this doesn’t really surprise me. You know what surprises me? That I was able to get T.J. Duckett in the 1st round of my fantasy football draft. Haha, go ahead and give me my trophy now suckas!!

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Guy Ritchie Might Be In This



One day scientists will be able to explain why Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna’s haggard ass for eight years, but it seems like his penis may have gotten an upgrade – Ginger Spice. The Daily Mail says:

He’s now one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors. She’s footloose after breaking off her engagement to an Italian tycoon. So what on earth could Geri Halliwell have been looking for at Guy Ritchie’s pub last night? The former Spice Girl partied with Madonna’s ex at his Mayfair pub, The Punchbowl, after wowing on the red carpet at The Boat That Rocked premiere. They left the pub separately around 11.50pm, with Guy following Geri out just minutes later with a huge grin on his face.

This really could have been anybody, because, literally, any chick would have been an upgrade over Madonna. She’s gross. Guy Ricthie could have pulled a prostitute’s body from a river and it would have been hotter than Madonna’s sinewy leather ass. Seriously, I don’t even know why she’s famous. Look at this chick. She shouldn’t be a sex symbol, she should be the mortal enemy of the Thundercats or teaching mutant teenage turtles how to be ninjas.

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Geri Halliwell is Fashionable



I don’t know the etiquette for attending ceremonies for children in England, but in America, it’s safe to assume that all of the female adults will be wearing underwear under their see through dresses. Unlike at the 2008 British Academy Children’s Awards in London. This couldn’t be more inappropriate if she put on a priest collar and started handing out lollipops.

Photos: Splash

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Geri Halliwell is in Shape



It’s hard to tell, but it doesn’t look like Geri has started her first cycle of steroids yet, but by the looks of her personal trainer that might be a possibility. At least I think that’s her trainer. I think I saw him once when those kids crossed the bridge to Terabithia, so I’m not even sure this freak is human. Because, really, people don’t look like that unless their daddy didn’t hug them enough or they’re barbarians from outer space. So either this guy is secretly colonizing our planet or he goes home and jerks off to WWE. Either of those he should probably keep to himself.

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