DMX Is Gonna Fight George Zimmerman
DMX Is Gonna Fight George Zimmerman

 

Because we live in America, DMX has agreed to fight child killer George Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match. TMZ reports:

It's official … X gonna give it to George Zimmerman — TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match. Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants … all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him. But no one wanted to beat Zimmerman's ass more than DMX. As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.

Meh. I was hoping for 50 Cent, because there's really no guarantee that DMX won't get pulled over and arrested before this happens, but mostly I'd like to see Zimmerman in the ring with a black guy who can get shot and won't die.

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George Zimmerman Is Selling Art On eBay
George Zimmerman Is Selling Art On eBay

 

In case you were under the impression that justice was an actual thing, George Zimmerman is selling this original painting on eBay. The current bid is $99,966.00.

First hand painted artwork by me, George Zimmerman. Everyone has been asking what I have been doing with myself. I found a creative, way to express myself, my emotions and the symbols that represent my experiences. My art work allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet and allows me to remain indoors :-) I hope you enjoy owning this piece as much as I enjoyed creating it. Your friend, George Zimmerman.

Hahaha, get it? The words "one nation" are actually under the word "God". Awesome! Is this the same God that sat back while Zimmerman stalked and killed an unarmed teenanger then assaulted his pregnant girlfriend? Is this the same God that is so powerful that all his followers need arsenals to feel safe? Cool cool.

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Awww Yeaaahhh, Ladies. George Zimmerman Is Single
Awww Yeaaahhh, Ladies. George Zimmerman Is Single

 

Try not to soak through your chairs, ladies, but True American Patriot and Gun Fetishist Magazine's Mr. July 2013, George Zimmerman, is back on the market. Don't let us down, The Bachelor. TMZ reports:

Shellie Zimmerman's attorney says his client is preparing to file for divorce. He did not say the papers have been filed yet. Just last month, Shellie told ABC she was thinking about splitting from George now that the Trayvon trial was over — and that they'd been having problems since before the shooting. 26-year-old Shellie also said she perjured herself for George — lying to a judge about how much money they had – and was pissed he wasn't by her side when she stood trial.

And sorry, white people. All this money you've been sending George Zimmerman so he can buy a bald eagle to accompany him on his black kid hunts is all going to his ex-wife. Hey, Ted Nugent and Fox News. You're subsidizing a divorce, bros. Is that wasteful spending?  TMZ reports:

Some people who believed in George Zimmerman may be pissed off to learn … a chunk of the money he raised for his legal defense is now going to support his soon-to-be ex-wife … TMZ has learned. According to divorce docs that will soon be filed by Shellie Zimmerman, she claims she's getting $4,300 a month in living expenses from the Zimmerman Legal Defense Fund.   The couple separated August 13th. According to the solicitation on PayPal … the fund is to be used "for George Zimmerman's ongoing living expenses, legal costs, and fees for this matter." Now it gets a little more complicated. George Zimmerman's official legal defense website says, "Currently George and Shellie are renting a secure residence at a reasonable rate.  Their day-to-day living expenses are relatively modest as they want to preserve as many funds as possible for an aggressive defense." But here's the thing.  He won almost 2 months ago, and the site raised more than $300,000.  He may still owe money to his lawyers, but the case is over and it's a little weird the $4,300 a month is going to Shellie individually … not the legal team.

Poor, George. He needs to change up his strategy and stop shooting teenagers. They usually don't carry a lot of cash on them.

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George Zimmerman Is Just Driving Around Texas With A Gun Now. Cool.
George Zimmerman Is Just Driving Around Texas With A Gun Now. Cool.

 

Fresh off being acquitted of murder because he couldn't finish a fight he started with a teenager unless he had a gun, George Zimmerman is now just basically driving around the country with a gun now that his neighborhood is free from dangerous black youth armed with the street weapon simply known to law enforcement as "Skittles". My, that's  comforting. Dallas News reports:

Police stopped Zimmerman on Sunday as he drove in his 2008 Honda pickup west on U.S. Highway 80 near FM548. A police dashcam video released Wednesday shows an officer speaking with Zimmerman after pulling him over. The officer, who was not identified, asked Zimmerman, “Where you headed this weekend?” After an unintelligible response, the officer asked, “Nowhere in particular? Why you say that?” (Hey, it's Todd. Fox conveniently left that part out) “You didn’t see my name?” Zimmerman replied. “Nuh-uh,” the officer said. “What a coincidence!” the officer then said. After an unintelligible response from Zimmerman, the officer said: “Just take it easy. Go ahead and shut your glove compartment. Don’t play with your firearm.” The officer ran Zimmerman’s license, which showed no warrants. He gave Zimmerman a verbal warning.
 
My initial response to this was, "Uh, he's in Texas. Why is parade float going so fast?". But then I found out he was just driving around aimlessly on a "road trip". You know, with a gun. Because you never know when some sociopathic vigilanted might decide to take the law into their own hands. I wonder if George Zimmerman is wearing hockey pads now. Batman won't like that.
 

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George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan”



Since they share a hatred for poor black people, George Zimmerman and Sean Hannity but aside their cultural differences and sat down for an interview and ratings. Long story short, if you kill someone, just use the cop out Christians have been using for centuries: it was all God’s plan. Gawker reports:

The apology came at the end of the interview, with Zimmerman telling Hannity what he’d say to Martin’s family. “I would tell them again that I’m sorry. I am sorry they buried their child. I can’t imagine what it must feel like, and I pray for them daily.” Despite the apology, Zimmerman made it clear that he didn’t regret any of his actions, because it was all divinely pre-ordained. “It was all God’s plan, and for me to second guess it or judge it…,” he said before trailing off. When Hannity asked if there was anything he’d do differently in retrospect, Zimmerman answered, “No, sir.” Later he added, “I do wish there was something, anything, I could have done that wouldn’t have put me in the position where I had to take his life.” Earlier in the interview, Zimmerman defended having a gun on him, noting that he always carried one unless he was at work.

Man, there’s faith in action. Remember in the Bible when Jesus carried a concealed weapon and accosted people in his gated community because he took it upon himself to decide who should be there and who shouldn’t? No? Oh, that’s because it didn’t fucking happen. If it was God’s plan for you to murder an unarmed teenager, then God has some fucked up plans. Like giving people cancer and killing people in natural disasters. Because, I hate to break it to you, God has no plan. At best, he’s an apathetic six-year old burning ants with a magnifying glass. And George Zimmerman is a racist murderer who finally gave himself reason to pull out his gun that he spent his whole adult life ready to use. Fuck him and fuck his God if he can sit there with a straight face and take no responsibility for killing an unarmed teenager then have the fucking balls to say it was some pre-ordained plan that he was helpless to stop. Here’s a hint, stay the fuck inside your house and pray for God to save you if a skipping teenager with a bag of Skittles paralyzes you with fear. Oh, that’s right, you only pray for the family whose life you destroyed. How very Christian of you.

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Spike Lee Is Here To Help



Unless you were just recently discovered and thawed by scientists in Antarctica and are now scared and confused by the new world around you, you are very familiar with the shooting death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin inside the gated community of The Retreat at Twin Lakes by 28-year old neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman on February 26. Zimmerman, who was on the phone with the Sanford Police while following Martin (Martin also made a call to the police during the incident), claimed he shot and killed the teenager in self-defense invoking Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law. However, due to conflicting eyewitness testimony, the Sanford Police Department’s bungling of the immediate and initial investigation, and allegations of racism, this has become an inevitable sensationalized, media circus that has garnered worldwide attention resulting in protests and rallies around the country.

In their quest for justice, many activists have taken it upon themselves to do the law’s job. Particularly, Marcus Davonne Higgins. Who tweeted the address of George Zimmerman to every celebrity he could think of and asked them to repost. Spike Lee did. The Smoking Gun reports:

The original tweet was sent to Lee (and numerous other celebrities like Will Smith, 50 Cent, and LeBron James) last Friday afternoon by Marcus Davonne Higgins, a 33-year-old Los Angeles man who uses the online handle “maccapone.” Higgins included the direction, “EVERYBODY REPOST THIS.” Higgins, pictured at right, first began disseminating the Sanford address to his Twitter followers last Wednesday, including the claim that Zimmerman “Like the fat punk he is, he still lives at home with mommie & daddy.” In a simultaneous post to his Facebook wall, Higgins told his 4000 friends, “FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT & TOUCH HIM.” He also claimed in another post that, “REAL TALK MY PEOPLE OUT THERE IN FLORIDA JUST TOLD ME GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT AT HIS HOUSE THEY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.”

However, in case his tweets didn’t give it away, Marcus Davonne Higgins isn’t a licensed detective and apparently also has rudimentary knowledge of public records. Because you see, 159 Edgewater Circle, is the current address of David and Elaine McClain, a married couple in their 70s who work for the public school system. And “George W. Zimmerman” is 6’5″ and white. And the man who shot Trayvon Martin is “George M. Zimmerman”. Who is 5’9″ and self-described as Hispanic.

The man who shot Martin is George Michael Zimmerman. Higgins has repeatedly identified him as “George W. Zimmerman.” The residence on Edgewater Circle is actually the home of David McClain, 72, and his wife Elaine, 70. The McClains, both of whom work for the Seminole County school system, have lived in the 1310-square-foot lakefront home for about a decade, records show…Besides overlooking the different middle initial, perhaps that answer is connected to an old voter record for a “William George Zimmerman” at the Edgewater Circle property. That registration, which dates back to 1995, is for a 41-year-old man. The Zimmerman who shot Martin is 28.

Yeah, so guess what’s happening now. You’ll never believe it.

In an interview tonight, Elaine McClain told TSG that she and her husband were “afraid” due to the online linking of her address to Zimmerman. “We’re keeping everything locked,” she said. McClain added that the couple was particularly unnerved by a letter mailed to them at their home. On the envelope, she said, were printed the words “Taste The Rainbow…The McClains (pictured below) only became aware that their address was being widely circulated online two days ago, when a TV reporter arrived at their home asking for “George.” Bewildered by their sudden–and erroneous–connection to Martin’s killer, the elderly couple’s distress can only be heightened by posts made by Twitter and Facebook users who threaten to visit their residence in search of Zimmerman. Or other posts that goad followers to vigilante action.

If you take the time to read the full details and evidence of the case, you quickly realize some shady shit went down. And you’ll soon realize that only two people actually know what happened, and one of them was shot dead carrying only a bag of Skittles and an iced tea. Trayvon Martin was suspended from school and wearing a hoodie, but that doesn’t mean he should have lost his life over it. And George Zimmerman, who wrapped a horrible idea in his own perceived good intentions, finally found the trouble that he, by all accounts, spends all his days looking for. And everyday since we have been bombarded by the media with nothing more than speculation and fear, including Geraldo Rivera’s now infamous victim blaming statement that Martin’s hoodie got him killed (umm, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X would like a word). So instead of Spike Lee pouring gasoline on an already volatile situation and potentially causing more innocent lives to be lost, maybe he should shut the fuck up and let people who know what they’re doing handle it. It should be obvious to everyone that the murder of Trayvon Martin was racially motivated (Settle down, white people. Zimmerman is Hispanic. You’re off the hook. This time), and anybody who refuses to see that is part of the problem. At the same time, we shouldn’t be too quick to call Zimmerman a raging bigot, because the same media that makes you want to believe that, is the same media that has perpetuated the stereotype that has been systematically seared into Zimmerman’s brain and therefore partly responsible for him shooting a black teenager in the chest. So get your shit together, America. The world doesn’t end at your community’s gate. Or the end of your block. It’s a round world last time I checked.

UPDATE: The police surveillance video taken the night that George Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon Martin was released today, and remember that part where Zimmerman had a broken nose and was covered in blood because Martin nearly beat him to death? Man, Zimmerman must have some kind of mystical healing powers.

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