Russell Brand is Smooth

The Sun UK is reporting that British actor/comedian, Russell Brand left Monroes Club in London last night and took two blondes back to his house just 24 hours after he banged Miss Great Britain, Gemma Garrett. Personally, I think Russell Brand is great, but is he the devil? He looks like some sort of medieval sorcerer. He should be helping the young peasant boy slay the evil dragon with a magic arrow and purity of heart, not pulling this kind of ass. If Russell Brand wasn’t famous he’d probably need to go and pick up some more lye right about now, because the dead 15 year old Filipino prostitute in his bathtub is still refusing to cooperate.

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Gemma Garrett Is Judged From The Chin Down

I’m going to venture a guess that a few of you don’t know who Gemma Garrett is, so let me frame it for you: She’s Miss Great Britain 2008, and she has a fantastic figure.

Here she is at some London premiere of Will Smith’s Seven Pounds, looking like they could have loosened the top of that dress just a bit to send us into nip-slip territory.

And it’s not like she’s ugly in the face or anything, but why form an opinion about pretty faces where it’s obvious that she wants us to look at her rack. And you just give women what they want when they want you to objectify them. My mother taught me something like that. Probably not that exact thing, but that’s what I gleaned from it.

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