Oh Hell Yes



Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Gemma Atkinson should all have their boobs in the Ark of the Covenant, so imagine my surprise when I saw pics labeled “Gemma Atkinson Booba & Ass in Boogie Woogie”, then I clicked on them to find she was making out with a chick. When the doctors later revived me, they said IV in my penis was just replacing electrolytes.


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Gemma Atkinson Says Good Morning



Out of all the UK whores, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, and Gemma Atkinson hold a special place in my heart, because not only do they have racks that could launch a thousand embryos, they look better than most traditional models. Especially for my $100 bill and semen paper mache sculptures. I’m so artistic!

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You Like This



This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us out HERE. Then we can be friends. You know, and just talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine and see where the night takes us. Unbridled lust? Intrigue and romance? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

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Gemma Atkinson is Nuts



I’m not even kidding when I say I’ll do whatever a hot brunette with big tits tells me to do, so posting these pictures of Gemma Atkinson in this month’s Nuts Magazine is just an extension of that. Imagine if she had literally asked me to post these. I don’t know if anybody in California would be able to hear it or not, but that sonic boom would be me hitting “Publish”.

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Gemma Atkinson Has a Calendar



Some pictures of Gemma Atkinson’s photoshoot for her new calendar hit online today, and I could be wrong, but I think it might have something to do with her tits. When asked for comment Bill Henson said, “Whoa, those are too big. What is she, like 16?”

Hey, if anybody can read whatever that is on her stomach, feel free to chime in. I guessed “Deposit Here”, but I think that just might be projecting.

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Gemma Atkinson is Selling Something



Gemma Atkinson was at an Ultimo store opening yesterday, and I don’t know who their marketing firm is, but they should win some kind of trophy. Every time I hear the word “Ultimo” I think of Gemma Atkinson’s enormous rack. And if you wanted me to blow all my money in your store, you probably could’ve come up with a worse idea.

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Gemma Atkinson is at the Beach



Too bad Britney Spears isn’t a British chick with huge boobs, because instead of pictures of ant farm extensions and cellulite, we’d have more pictures like this. That would be awesome, because even though I’m an American, I’d still put Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook, and Keeley Hazell up against any three of America’s “beauties.” Let Cameron Diaz, Kelly Clarkson, and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a room full of guys after these three. They wouldn’t even make it inside the door before the stones and flaming arrows were in the air.

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Gemma Atkinson is For No Reason



I really need to move to England and get it over with, because there have been way too many British chicks on here lately. One of the hottest, of course, is Gemma Atkinson and here is her new photo shoot. Atkinson, 22, is a model and actress on the successful British television series Holyoaks. She’s recently been linked to blah, blah, asadwefwf, ywefwiuegfwu, please tell me you’re not still reading this dude.

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