‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

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Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is Gone
Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is Gone

 

Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying anything not to be associated with this shit anymore. One of the best reasons so far is that Brett Ratner, noted douchebag and sexual harasser, help produce Wonder Woman. Gadot is not about that life.

A Hollywood source tells Page Six that Gadot — who last month backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner, where she was due to present him with an award — is taking a strong stance on sexual harassment in Hollywood and doesn’t want her hit “Wonder Woman” franchise to benefit a man accused of sexual misconduct.

Man, Gal Gadot or Brett Ratner? That’s a tough one. I assume every exec at Warner Bros. has taken a turn drop kicking Ratner out of a fourth floor window until his spine is dust.

“Brett made a lot of money from the success of ‘Wonder Woman,’ thanks to his company having helped finance the first movie. Now Gadot is saying she won’t sign for the sequel unless Warner Bros. buys Brett out [of his financing deal] and gets rid of him.” The source added of Israeli-born Gadot, “She’s tough and stands by her principles. She also knows the best way to hit people like Brett Ratner is in the wallet. She also knows that Warner Bros. has to side with her on this issue as it develops. They can’t have a movie rooted in women’s empowerment being part-financed by a man ­accused of sexual misconduct against women.”

What’s weird here is that Ratner is only on board because he has a deal with Warner Bros., but more importantly, he and Patty Jenkins are like best friends. Or were best friends. Pretty sure they aren’t friends anymore. But in conclusion, Gal Gadot basically pulled her dick out in the only acceptable way one should pull their dick out, and is forcing a studio to choose the star of their best reviewed superhero movie in 10 years or Brett Ratner. Turns out superheroes don’t need capes. Also, the CGI on Cyborg looks really dumb.

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Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal Gadot
Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal Gadot

 

Despite Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad, for some reason Warner Bros. and DC decided to make Justice League. Then they decided to drop it between Thor: Ragnarok and Star Wars: The Last Jedi ensuring it will make most of it’s money in China and from DC stans who go see it six times so they try to convince themselves it doesn’t suck. It will. I’m sorry this happened to you again. But the cast had a photocall over the weekend and they don’t look completely miserable, so here’s some pictures of them. As stated in the headline, it’s mostly pictures of Gal Gadot, because obviously she’s the best thing about the DCEU so far.

 

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‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.
‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.

 

After the last trailer, I thought DC would just hope we’d forget it and decide to never speak of it again then say the movie got lost or something, but a new Justice League trailer dropped this weekend. They’ve finally gone full on Joel Schumacher. At least Suicide Squad tricked us into thinking it would be a good movie by having badass trailers. I didn’t even have the strength to yawn after this. If you’re into CGI that doesn’t look finished, A LIGHTER TONE, lots of smiling, and DC shitting on David Bowie’s grave, you’re gonna love this piece of shit.

 

 

Here’s Gal Gadot last weekend doing and not doing SNL:

 

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James Cameron Hates ‘Wonder Woman’
James Cameron Hates ‘Wonder Woman’

 

James Cameron is like a smarter Michael Bay and you know all of his movies. One of them is probably your favorite. I don’t need to list them all here. But this why we’re here: he sat down for an interview with The Guardian and dared to have an opinion on Wonder Woman. Silly, James. You know old white men aren’t allowed to have opinions anymore lol.

“All of the self-congratulatory back-patting Hollywood’s been doing over Wonder Woman has been so misguided. She’s an objectified icon, and it’s just male Hollywood doing the same old thing! I’m not saying I didn’t like the movie but, to me, it’s a step backwards. Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon. She was strong, she was troubled, she was a terrible mother, and she earned the respect of the audience through pure grit. And to me, [the benefit of characters like Sarah] is so obvious. I mean, half the audience is female!”

It’s 2017, so the first you have to do if you disagree with this is to call James Cameron a sexist or a misogynist, then if you can, dig up bad things he said or did 10-20 years ago, so you can adequately attack the messenger to absolve yourself from having an actual, articulated argument against his message, while also allowing yourself to amass several woke points. It’s a tactic that’s really big on Facebook and Twitter. Is Wonder Woman a good movie? Yes. Does James Cameron have a point? Also yes. Did Wonder Woman look super hot in slo-mo while killing Germans? Yes. Was Steve Trevor the one who actually saved the day? Yes. Was Wonder Woman’s fight at the end of the movie utterly pointless? Also yes. A simple critique of a movie isn’t shitting on the movie. Unless it’s the pile of shit that was the Ghostbusters remake. Y’all really caped for that, huh? Anyway, for Warner Bros. and DC, Wonder Woman represents that single punch McGregor is gonna land against Mayweather if McGregor is Warner Bros. and DC and Mayweather is Marvel in this scenario. The fact that Patty Jenkins made a good film with these idiots should be enough to convince anybody that Hollywood needs more women directors. She also gave a response to James Cameron, but Jenkins must have missed all the feminist takes crying about why Wonder Woman had to be attractive because of “representation”. The lesson here? Just don’t say shit. Don’t say anything. Don’t have an opinion about anything. Happy Friday!

 

 

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Here’s Gal Gadot As A Singing Mermaid In A Israeli Hanukkah Charity Special
Here’s Gal Gadot As A Singing Mermaid In A Israeli Hanukkah Charity Special

 

This video was uploaded in 2011, but I really don’t know when Gal Gadot went on live Israeli television as a singing mermaid during a Hanukkah charity special. Hebrew always sounds like somebody is trying to clear their throat, but this is hot fire for a charity special. This is better than most Katy Perry albums. Waiting for Katy Perry to cry about this during a livestream with her psychiatrist.


 

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‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere
‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere

 

The bar is pretty low, but according to early reviews, Wonder Woman is the best DCEU film to date. And that’s awesome. Wonder Woman can beat the living shit out of Batman and Superman (Google it) , so maybe that’s why Superman whines a lot and Batman does Crossfit montages. The film had its premiere at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood last night, but it’s also having a women-only screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.  You’ll never guess who is upset about it!

That didn’t go over well with some men, judging by the comments on the theater’s Facebook page. “Apparently ‘equality’ is only selective nowadays,” one person wrote. “How about a ‘men’s only’ showing of a movie or is that not how equality works?”

Good lord, just shut up. Can you shut the hell up? If you’re this angry about women being somewhere without you and want to be around a bunch of dudes, go join ISIS, dipshit.

 

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Gal Gadot Had A Girl
Gal Gadot Had A Girl

 

Gal Gadot gave birth to her second kid yesterday. She’s a girl named Maya. Or she might be a boy named Matt. That should be left up to her, GAL. You’re not even woke. Anyway, she made an Instagram post about it. She also made a pun.

 

 

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Gal Gadot Is 9 Months Pregnant

 

Shout out to Gal Gadot‘s husband for not trying to keep her pregnant constantly. Not sure I would be able to do the same. He probably took this picture instead. Which is really sweet with a sweet message. I’m struggling to find something negative to say here. Unless “lovepup” is somehow problematic. Gonna go check Tumblr to find out.

 

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Gal Gadot Is Pregnant
Gal Gadot Is Pregnant

 

Two months ago it was reported that Wonder Woman was a damn mess, then director Patty Jenkins said it wasn’t while sounding super defensive. Over the weekend it was announced that Wonder Woman is having reshoots. Feel free to draw your own conclusions from that *cough*. Anyway, the better hope the reshoots are just scenes of Gal Gadot sitting down or eating, because she revealed she’s pregnant on Instagram.

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