‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.
‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.

 

After the last trailer, I thought DC would just hope we’d forget it and decide to never speak of it again then say the movie got lost or something, but a new Justice League trailer dropped this weekend. They’ve finally gone full on Joel Schumacher. At least Suicide Squad tricked us into thinking it would be a good movie by having badass trailers. I didn’t even have the strength to yawn after this. If you’re into CGI that doesn’t look finished, A LIGHTER TONE, lots of smiling, and DC shitting on David Bowie’s grave, you’re gonna love this piece of shit.

 

 

Here’s Gal Gadot last weekend doing and not doing SNL:

 

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James Cameron Hates ‘Wonder Woman’
James Cameron Hates ‘Wonder Woman’

 

James Cameron is like a smarter Michael Bay and you know all of his movies. One of them is probably your favorite. I don’t need to list them all here. But this why we’re here: he sat down for an interview with The Guardian and dared to have an opinion on Wonder Woman. Silly, James. You know old white men aren’t allowed to have opinions anymore lol.

“All of the self-congratulatory back-patting Hollywood’s been doing over Wonder Woman has been so misguided. She’s an objectified icon, and it’s just male Hollywood doing the same old thing! I’m not saying I didn’t like the movie but, to me, it’s a step backwards. Sarah Connor was not a beauty icon. She was strong, she was troubled, she was a terrible mother, and she earned the respect of the audience through pure grit. And to me, [the benefit of characters like Sarah] is so obvious. I mean, half the audience is female!”

It’s 2017, so the first you have to do if you disagree with this is to call James Cameron a sexist or a misogynist, then if you can, dig up bad things he said or did 10-20 years ago, so you can adequately attack the messenger to absolve yourself from having an actual, articulated argument against his message, while also allowing yourself to amass several woke points. It’s a tactic that’s really big on Facebook and Twitter. Is Wonder Woman a good movie? Yes. Does James Cameron have a point? Also yes. Did Wonder Woman look super hot in slo-mo while killing Germans? Yes. Was Steve Trevor the one who actually saved the day? Yes. Was Wonder Woman’s fight at the end of the movie utterly pointless? Also yes. A simple critique of a movie isn’t shitting on the movie. Unless it’s the pile of shit that was the Ghostbusters remake. Y’all really caped for that, huh? Anyway, for Warner Bros. and DC, Wonder Woman represents that single punch McGregor is gonna land against Mayweather if McGregor is Warner Bros. and DC and Mayweather is Marvel in this scenario. The fact that Patty Jenkins made a good film with these idiots should be enough to convince anybody that Hollywood needs more women directors. She also gave a response to James Cameron, but Jenkins must have missed all the feminist takes crying about why Wonder Woman had to be attractive because of “representation”. The lesson here? Just don’t say shit. Don’t say anything. Don’t have an opinion about anything. Happy Friday!

 

 

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Here’s Gal Gadot As A Singing Mermaid In A Israeli Hanukkah Charity Special
Here’s Gal Gadot As A Singing Mermaid In A Israeli Hanukkah Charity Special

 

This video was uploaded in 2011, but I really don’t know when Gal Gadot went on live Israeli television as a singing mermaid during a Hanukkah charity special. Hebrew always sounds like somebody is trying to clear their throat, but this is hot fire for a charity special. This is better than most Katy Perry albums. Waiting for Katy Perry to cry about this during a livestream with her psychiatrist.


 

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‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere
‘Wonder Woman’ Had A Premiere

 

The bar is pretty low, but according to early reviews, Wonder Woman is the best DCEU film to date. And that’s awesome. Wonder Woman can beat the living shit out of Batman and Superman (Google it) , so maybe that’s why Superman whines a lot and Batman does Crossfit montages. The film had its premiere at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood last night, but it’s also having a women-only screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas.  You’ll never guess who is upset about it!

That didn’t go over well with some men, judging by the comments on the theater’s Facebook page. “Apparently ‘equality’ is only selective nowadays,” one person wrote. “How about a ‘men’s only’ showing of a movie or is that not how equality works?”

Good lord, just shut up. Can you shut the hell up? If you’re this angry about women being somewhere without you and want to be around a bunch of dudes, go join ISIS, dipshit.

 

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Gal Gadot Had A Girl
Gal Gadot Had A Girl

 

Gal Gadot gave birth to her second kid yesterday. She’s a girl named Maya. Or she might be a boy named Matt. That should be left up to her, GAL. You’re not even woke. Anyway, she made an Instagram post about it. She also made a pun.

 

 

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Gal Gadot Is 9 Months Pregnant

 

Shout out to Gal Gadot‘s husband for not trying to keep her pregnant constantly. Not sure I would be able to do the same. He probably took this picture instead. Which is really sweet with a sweet message. I’m struggling to find something negative to say here. Unless “lovepup” is somehow problematic. Gonna go check Tumblr to find out.

 

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Gal Gadot Is Pregnant
Gal Gadot Is Pregnant

 

Two months ago it was reported that Wonder Woman was a damn mess, then director Patty Jenkins said it wasn’t while sounding super defensive. Over the weekend it was announced that Wonder Woman is having reshoots. Feel free to draw your own conclusions from that *cough*. Anyway, the better hope the reshoots are just scenes of Gal Gadot sitting down or eating, because she revealed she’s pregnant on Instagram.

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Here’s Wonder Woman
Here’s Wonder Woman

 

So, Comic Con is still happening or whatever, so I guess that’s a good time for Zack Snyder to release the first image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman in Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice. I’m glad she’s an Amazon warrior princess from space and is still insecure about her cup size so she got implants. This, of course, looks nothing like a Woman Woman costume. Looks like a Jezebel version of 300. Or a Game Of Thrones porn parody. And why is she on a volcano? I don’t recall Metropolis being a big volcano tourist attraction.

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Gal Gadot Is Your New Wonder Woman

Much like Bryan Singer who does all his castings in a hot tub (ohh heeyyy, Brandon Routh. Lookin good in in that speedo boo), Zach Snyder has a very specific type when it comes to casting female leads.  So if you like your Amazon warrior princesses from outer space to be frail, small tittied brunettes with flat asses, then congratulations. Today’s your lucky day. Gal Gadot has been cast as Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel sequel. New York Daily News says:

Move over Superman and Batman, this looks like a job for a lady. Warner Bros. announced Wednesday that Wonder Woman would be making her big screen debut in the upcoming "Man of Steel" sequel that is shaping up as a major building block toward a future Justice League movie. Landing the most coveted female role in comic book culture is Israeli actress Gal Gadot, 28, best known for her turn in the last three "Fast & Furious" films. "Wonder Woman is arguably one of the most powerful female characters of all time and a fan favorite in the DC Universe," director Zack Snyder said in a statement. "Not only is Gal an amazing actress, but she also has that magical quality that makes her perfect for the role. We look forward to audiences discovering Gal in the first feature film incarnation of this beloved character."

You might know Gal Gadot from the Fast & Furious movies, so if you're keeping score at home, this is currently tied for first in the "Bad News About People In The Fast & Furious Movies This Week" category. This is all subject to change if Tyrese drops a new album on Friday.

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