Screw You, Leonardo



Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis should really be dipped in gold at this point, because if you give up banging Giselse Bundchen to go down on Bar Refaeli, your face deserves to be carved into the side of mountain where they have a laser light show.

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They All Want To Free Roman Polanski

Just in case you thought it was sexual deviant Europeans and pervert Hollywood directors who believe that Roman Polanski has suffered enough by living in France as a celebrated hero after he fled the country to avoid sentencing for drugging and raping a 13-year old girl, be prepared to punch a hole in your wall. Harrison Ford, Natalie Portman, Tilda Swinton, Gael Garcia Bernal, and John Landis have all signed the petition to free Roman Polanski. Thanks, Harrison Ford. Maybe you can talk to Bert and Ernie and reanimate Mr. Rogers to get them to sign too, so you can make sure my childhood is completely ruined.


You can see the full list of advocating assholes HERE (via the great ONTD), then you can sign the counter petition HERE.

Natalie Portman in 1996. Polanski would so hit that:

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