Gabourey Sidibe Might Be Overweight

Since I’m such a classy Southern gentleman, I would never make fun of a woman’s weight, but some big meanies tend to think that Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe, might have a bit of a weight problem that will hinder her from ever working in Hollywood again. Popeater reports: has offered the actress a one-year’s supply of their product to help her lose weight. “The only way you can reach your goal of someday winning that Oscar is by being active, fit and most of all, healthy!” the CEO wrote to Sidibe. The young star has been the focus of much scrutiny regarding her size. Howard Stern was recently criticized for lashing out about Sibide weight on his radio show. “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.” Others, including PopEater’s own Rob Shuter, have been kinder when discussing her present opportunities, yet still believe she’ll have hard time getting cast. “The type of role this girl wants is going to be very hard for her to get,” Shuter told Joy Behar. As for PopEater readers, 63 percent of over 15K voters don’t think she has a future in Hollywood.

Let’s be honest, unless they make Precious Goes To Camp, Precious In The Army, Precious Goes To Space Mountain, and Cloverfield 2: In Da Hood And Really Full, there’s little to no chance that this chick will ever be in a movie again. Unless they make a live action Barney or she gains critical acclaim for her touching portrayal of Bigfoot, her next IMDB credit will be on a TLC show about gastric bypass.

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Apparently a movie about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV who is raped by her dad and physically abused by her mother is the feel good movie of the year, so Precious star Gabourey Sidibe is now the new V Magazine cover girl. I didn’t read the interview, but I assume the high points include diabetes and her training for the Double Stuff Oreo Challenge. If this was Sparta, she’d be thrown off a cliff and trampled by horses, but now she might win an Oscar and magazines have to place the soul of an ancient Aztec warlock in their Photoshop to make whatever this is look female instead of a Haitian family of four. Good times, good times.

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