Mayweather And Justin Bieber Broke Up
Mayweather And Justin Bieber Broke Up

 

Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather, Jr. was one of the greatest romances of this decade, but Bieber is in a relationship with Jesus now, and Jesus doesn’t like when you’re spending money on strip clubs when you can be throwing money at him. Apparently, the people at Hillsong Church have been “counseling” Bieber, which is church talk for “separating you from your friends and family”. Mayweather hasn’t taken it well. Type “amen”.

We’re told church pastors did not single out Floyd as a bad influence, but Justin decided on his own he needed some distance. Our sources say Justin didn’t want a clean break from Floyd, he just wanted to “reset boundaries” … walling himself off from things like Floyd’s obsession with strip clubs. Justin unfollowed Floyd on Instagram as part of the resetting of boundaries, and our sources say Floyd went “insane, nuclear.” He lashed out at Justin, called him a “traitor” because Floyd had stuck with Justin during his meltdown when everyone was attacking Bieber. Sources connected with Floyd say the boxer continues to be incensed at Justin … screaming incensed.

So, two things can happen here. They makeup, or Mayweather looks at Conor McGregor and see’s Bieber’s face then McGregor has to eat through a straw from the rest of his life and becomes a famous artist who paints with his left foot.  In the last instance, people can legitimately say Jesus was responsible.

 

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Here’s Some People Who Went To The Fight

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a “defensive fighter”, so that means he just runs around and hugs his opponents (unlike the women he fights). He’s also undefeated. You could probably be undefeated too if you could hand pick your opponents then give them a list of demands then make the person who is your biggest threat wait 7 years until he has a dislocated shoulder. Surprisingly, you can be illiterate and still do this. Manny Pacquiao is a dude from the Philippines who thinks all gay people should be put to death because God. People paid to see this. Anyway, here’s some people who went to the fight who a lot of disposable income.

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The Homoney Team
The Homoney Team

Justin Bieber Floyd Mayweather

 

Here's some pictures of Floyd Mayweather  and Justin Bieber before his fight against Marcus Maidana this weekend. The video of their walkout is below. If you can find anything gayer than this today, let me know.

 

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Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The Broncos
Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The Broncos

 

One out of every three Facebook statuses on my timeline last night was a picture saying boxer Floyd Mayweather bet $10.4M on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. So instead of belonging to "Less Money Team', he's still on "Money Team'. Oh, and stop sharing that picture. It's unseemly. Mashable reports:

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Super Bowl. For the record, I did NOT bet $10 million on The Broncos. As a matter of fact, I didn't bet at alI. I can't control what rumors are put out there. But good or bad publicity keeps me relevant. The only thing I would bet $10 million on is MYSELF because from the looks of my record, I'm a guaranteed WIN!!! I’m focused on that, my company www.themoneyteam.com and my tech investments.

I know this might be a disappointment to some of you, but before you throw your thermos across the office, please understand that you were excited over the thought of a person you never met losing $10M. Step outside. Go hug a loved one. Because I'm sorry for whatever happened to you for that to make you happy.

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