Fergie Has A New Video And Kendall Jenner Is In It For Some Reason
Fergie Has A New Video And Kendall Jenner Is In It For Some Reason

 

I guess Fergie has a new song called “Enchante” and here’s the video. I was listening to something else while this was playing, but assume Fergie does her usual breathy Britney Spears thing that passes for singing then does a rap at some point. Kris Jenner probably said only Kendall Jenner could be in the video so instead of other people, there’s like 25 Kendall Jenner’s awkwardly dancing and walking and sitting down. If the breaks 300K views, I’ll be surprised. Cool. Yeah. moving on.

 

 

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Fergie Seems Okay & Links
Fergie Seems Okay & Links

 

Leah Remini outed Jada Pinkett-Smith  [  Dlisted  ]

Nina Dobrev is wide open  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jennifer Lawrence topless in mother! (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Remember Rachel Bilson?  [  Popoholic  ]

Halsey in a sports bra  [  Egotastic  ]

Bella Thorne went to a rave  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kendall Jenner “walked” the runway  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lawd, Selena Gomez  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Ariel Winter talks about her weird ass mother  [  The Blemish  ]

Fergie did the 2017 Rock In Rio Festival this weekend  [  People  ]

 

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Fergie And Josh Duhamel Split
Fergie And Josh Duhamel Split

 

Fake Timothy Olyphant Josh Duhamel and Fake Pink Fergie have split after 8 years of marriage and a 13 year relationship. They made a statement.

“With absolute love and respect, we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year,” the former couple confirmed in a joint statement to Us Weekly on Thursday, September 14. “To give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”

Somebody probably cheated. I’m gonna say it was Josh. Fergie is 42, but she looked like she was 42 in 2004. And the Black Eye Peas are terrible. Fergie has a song where she says “MILF shake”. Josh was also in like two Transformers movies. I hope these two creative geniuses find a way to go on.

 

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Fergie Is Pregnant



Us Weekly sounds way too excited about this.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have some exciting news to share: they’re going to become first-time parents later this year! “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie announced via Twitter Feb. 18. The Black Eyed Peas singer also shared superimposed pictures of herself and the Safe Haven star as children. They just found out and tweeted it to the world,” a source tells Us Weekly.

Fergie used to be a meth freak, then she joined the Black Eyed Peas. Josh Duhamel was in a Transformers movie. Let’s all hold off on giving any congratulations until we see how excited the baby is about all this.

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Fergie Is A Vision Of Beauty



WENN has these pictures labeled as “Voli Light Vodka’s Holiday Party hosted by Fergie benefiting Cell Phones for Soldiers”. Hopefully this picture of Fergie isn’t the background image on the cell phones. Pretty sure that would be bad for morale.

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The Grammys Happened







The only good thing about this show was the Foo Fighters, but since they’re not pretty enough, here are some other skanks from The Grammys.

I’m not sure what Katy Perry was going for here. Patty and Selma’s bridesmaid dresses? I’m surprised they let her in considering she completely obscured the only reasons she was invited in the first place.

Nicki Minaj needs to shrink her ass and expand her eyes if she wants to be Red Riding Hood. She should probably also hang around some wolves.

A 70’s table runner over a discount store girdle. God Fergie, how do you stay so sexy all the time?

Julianne Hough won everything.

Weed isn’t that expensive. Pretty sure Rihanna could’ve afforded better weave and some voice lessons before performing “Proud Mary.”

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John Legend Wins

Swimsuit model/Todd’s Twitter and Formspring bff/John Legend’s lady friend Chrissy Teigen was at a Sports Illustrated pre-Super Bowl party because she’s hot and because she subconsciously wanted to remind you that you have time to win this. The Black Eyed Peas were at the same party because they’re performing at half time today. That means we all lose.

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The Grammys Were Last Night



The 52 Annual Grammy Awards were last night, and other than the sheer glee of Lady Gaga losing to Kings of Leon, Beyonce, and Taylor Swift, Matt Schaub got the MVP award with a 13-for-17, 189 yards and two touchdown night. Vincent Jackson added 122 yards on 7 catches to help the AFC win 41-34. Wait, ok, maybe I didn’t watch the Grammys. So what if I didnt? God, why do you have to be so stuck up? You think you’re better that me, is that what you think?!

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It’s About Damn Time



Either his family got freed from their captors or Josh Duhamel finally realized he was married to the banner picture, because it’s being reported that he’s been cheating on her. When asked for comment on what it’s been like to have been married to Fergie for 10 month his penis said,”AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!” National Enquirer says:
In a blockbuster exclusive interview, the red-hot exotic dancer provided all the details of her marathon sex session with the handsome actor she said is “the best lover” she ever had. Josh tied the knot with the 34-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer this past January. But stripper Nicole Forrester – who passed a lie detector test and whose story was confirmed by independent sources – told The ENQUIRER that marriage to super sexy Fergie didn’t stop the actor from hooking up with her. Josh, 36, first met the dancer in early October at Atlanta’s totally nude club Tattletales Lounge, where she performs under the name “Delilah.” The actor was in Georgia filming the romantic comedy Life As We Know It. Days after they met, Josh, who starred on NBC’s “Las Vegas” for five years, invited the blue-eyed beauty back to his $820-a-night hotel room at the St. Regis hotel – touching off an X-rated tryst that lasted until morning.

For his sake, let’s hope this is true, because Josh Duhamel is hotter than most of the chicks I’ve dated and Fergie looks like something a Rabbi animated from clay. I’m not even halfway joking when I say I’d rather stick my dick in a mouse trap.

Note: Of course his publicist is denying it. That’s what publicists do.

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