Farrah Abraham’s Mom Wrote Her A Letter
Farrah Abraham’s Mom Wrote Her A Letter

 

Back when the new broke of Farrah Abraham's porn broke, her mother Debra Danielson vehemently denied the story, because her daughter is a child of God and a Christian who woul never do such a thing like have sex for money even though she had a child out of wedlock and acted like a spoiled, petulant kid on a reality show. But Farrah just cashed a check for $1,5M, Jesus has touched Debra's heart and told her to forgive her daughter, because Jesus' dad is always short on money. So Debra wrote her a letter.

Farrah & Sophia,

I miss you both so much! Love you and pray God will bless and keep you safe. Want our family to heal and grow. I will NEVER leave you or foresake you. You are a priority in my life.

XOXO Mom & Grandma

Yes, God will bless her and keep her safe. It's all part of God's plan for Farrah to get a shot in the mouth on camera by a porn star, so she can spread the good news of his heavenly kingdom. Or whatever Christians do to justify what they do. Don't forget to tithe, everybody!

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn
Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn

 

In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 

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Farrah Abraham Says James Deen Has A Small Peen

It want doesn't sound like spoiled, insulated bitch being mad and stamping het feet because James Deen didn't go a long with plan and her dad didn't get her a pony immediately afterwards at all, Farrah Abraham is now saying that James Deen, a porn star who has been in over 1,300 films, has a small dick. Okay. TMZ reports:

Farrah Abraham is so pissed that James Deen blew the lid off her sex tape scheme, she went straight for the jugular when expressing her feelings about him — and by jugular, we mean his manhood (and by manhood, we mean penis). The "Teen Mom" star has been in a war of words with Deen ever since he told us that Farrah's "sex tape" was really just a porn shot at her request.

“He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”

Yes, he has a small penis. I guess that's why you hired him to bang you on camera. I know this won't make any sense to Farrah, but there's a lot of people, including James Deen, that don't live in the Farrah Bubble Of Greatness and Wonder where Farrah is a perfect princess who can say and do whatever she wants and everyone will just go along with it like her dumbass parents. And please keep in mind that Farrah's dad is a pastor. Apparently when you put God in your daughter, there's room enough for a porn star's dick too.

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Farrah Abraham Admits She Shot A Porn, Wants $2M For It
Farrah Abraham Admits She Shot A Porn, Wants $2M For It

 

After her plan to secretly make a porn then release it as a leaked sex tape, Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham is finally admitting she's a porn star now. And since all women believe their vaginas are lined in gold and silk spun from magical fairies, she wants $2M before she agrees to grace us with a video of a single mom with shitty implants having sex with a porn star who was in a movie with Lindsay Lohan. Okay. TMZ reports:

Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn — with A-list porn star James Deen — but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook … she's willing to sell it for $2 million. The ex-"Teen Mom" star's reason for shooting the XXX video is simply the best … telling TMZ she wanted to immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body — for her personal collection — so she could look back on it when she's old.

If you're a dude and you pay to see this, just cut your penis off an set it on fire, because it obviously hasn't been used in a while. Unlike mine. I dress it up it little outifits and have puppet shows. It's really cute, you guys should totally check it out.

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Farrah Abraham Wanted To Pass Her Porn Off As A ‘Sex Tape’, James Deen Didn’t Help

According to Farrah Abraham's Twitter, she won't let the "haters" or "lies" get her down, but you know what will get her down on all fours? A money grab porno designed to be leaked as a "sex tape". Her plan completely unraveled in a day. Mostly because a camera got in front of a camera and said, "Yeah, we shot a porn this weekend." TMZ reports

Deen tells TMZ, he was approached by an unidentified porn company to shoot the porno with Farrah over the weekend … and they did. He says the plan was to pass the porn off as a "sex tape," but the plan fell apart. Deen believes the ruse began to unravel Sunday when he and Farrah were shot leaving the Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands. He says, "I think what happened is that [the porn company was] going to pass it off as a 'sex tape' and somebody saw us coming out of a building together and people asked me what's going on … so I was like we're making a porno!" (Deen wouldn't say if the "company" was in fact Vivid.) And the kicker … despite Farrah's poorly-worded protests, Deen says she was the one behind it the whole time, telling us, "Everybody's trying to make it this story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape."

Wow. Keep in mind he was approached THREE DAYS AGO, they boned, he got paid, and she's still trying to say she didn't do it. Sorry, MTV. I guess E! is where whores go when they graduate whore school.

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‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Is A Porn With James Deen

James Deen, a professional porn star and co-star of The Canyons with Lindsay, is the dude who got paid to bang 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham. Also, it was shot YESTERDAY. Yes, yesterday. TMZ reports:

Deen — a professional porn star — tells TMZ, "Word travels fast … it isn't even edited yet. We shot it yesterday." When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, "Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady." As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's seen the entire tape and says, "It's amazing … and I'm doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out."

Let's recap, they met Friday, got tested, then shot a porn on Sunday. Until just now, Abraham denied any existence of a sex tape and threatened legal action over a sex tape she shot this weekend with a paid porn actor. Jesus, do these whores even try anymore? At least Kim Kardashian had everybody fooled for a while. So, in conclusion, Farrah Abraham is basically doing porn now. Thanks, MTV! You're defintely not part of the problem. Hahaha jk you are.

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‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Has A Sex Tape

Wait, "Farrah Abraham"? I bet Moses is glad he went through all that now. TMZ reports:

According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes … full-on sex … in various positions. We're told it was recently shot. Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal. It's another notch in Farrah's belt … she was recently snapped boozing it up in nothing but lingerie. And last month she was arrested on suspicion of DUI, when cops say she blew nearly twice the legal limit.

Just to clear this up, Farrah is the person selling the tape. Farrah is the person looking to make the deal. Just like Kim Kardashian, the tape was "leaked", then the next step in threaten legal action, but the tape will be released, she'll get a cut, then publicly state how devastated she is that someone would do this to her and her family. Then she'll swear to find the person who leaked it, but of course, that person will never be found. It's like O.J., but the crime scene is her vagina.

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