It’s Eva Longoria In A Bikini

So, here’s Eva Longoria in Mexico wearing a bikini. Is Eva Longoria in Mexico wearing a bikini ideal? No, but please understand it’s October and if we want to see somebody in a bikini, Eva Longoria is the kinda thing we’re gonna have to accept. Would we all rather see Bella Thorne in a bikini? Yes, yes we would. Preferably not in Mexico because she might get sold there to a dude with an alligator on a diamond chain.

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Eva Longoria Could Use Some Squats

I mean, at 38, Eva Longoria is still kinda getting it done, but Mexicans are already great runners, so Eva should focus on squats instead. Or maybe leg raises. And throw in some lunges. And maybe take off the baseball cap. And put on some makeup. Christ, Eva. Do I have to think of everything?

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Or a terrorist. Or a werewolf. Or a warlock skilled in the dark arts. Or a shark. Or an alien cyborg sent here to study our ways then kill us. Or whatever it takes to make TSA force her hot little ass do this every time she steps foot in an airport.

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A Taste Of Mexico

I’m just going to ignore the fact that I can go down Hillborough St. and walk into El Rodeo and get everything in this cookbook without the pretentious anecdotes and heartwarming stories about an abuela, but is it me or has Eva Longoria become a billion times hotter since her divorce? I think she has. And that’s pretty much the point of this post. Good day.

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Eva Longoria’s Love Is Permanent

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s marriage is over, but they’ll always have their memories (and probably herpes). Oh, and their tattoos. The New York Daily News reports:

Shortly after the couple wed in an elaborate ceremony in Italy three years ago, they had the Roman numerals of their wedding date, 7/7/07, tattooed on their bodies. Longoria had the date inked on the inside of her right wrist, while Parker made the romantic gesture of having it put on his left ring finger.

As if that weren’t symbolic enough, the actress also had Parker’s jersey number, “Nine,” tattooed on the back of her neck the next year. Several months later, Parker followed suit and had the same inscription placed on his right hand.

According to, Longoria also has Parker’s initials tattooed in a private part of her body.

This would be a lot worse if she weren’t rich enough to get this shit lasered off. I’d leave Tony Parker’s initials though. If they’re where we think they are, “TP” could just serve as a reminder to use some.

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Eva Longoria Is Diabolical

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If details about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s divorce seemed sketchy at first, then BOOM!, the hammer was dropped by an “exclusive” with Us Magazine the next day followed by someone “leaking” Erin Barry‘s name to the press, then don’t be alarmed. You aren’t confused. Eva Longoria just set Tony Parker up like a French bowling pin. Radar Online reports:

Eva Longoria didn’t just file for divorce against Tony Parker, she made sure to get revenge for his sexting relationship with another woman….When Desperate Housewives star Eva discovered the relationship and the texts her marriage blew up and she and Tony agreed to divorce. “But Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source revealed. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing. “They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.” While some reports have said the texts between Tony and Erin were “innocent” that’s absolutely not true, learned. The texts were flirtatious and sexual and “crossed the line,” a source close to the situation revealed. Erin’s marriage to Brent is over, the source says, and while she and Parker traded sexual texts Parker insists their relationship never became physical. “Look, any wife is going to be upset with what Tony did, but he swears the relationship with Erin stopped there and they never had sex,” the source told “And Parker also says the text messages ended months ago.” Even so, Eva and Tony agreed many weeks ago to divorce. “They were discussing how to proceed for a while,” the source said. “Suddenly, Eva not only filed the papers but then went public with Tony’s relationship with Erin. He was surprised, to say the least.” When one website mistakenly published that Tony filed divorce papers in Texas it was not simply a glaring error. Tony, in fact, had planned to file divorce papers in Texas, but then the plan changed. “He held off,” the source said. “It had been discussed but then abandoned. Next thing he knew she surprised him by filing on Wednesday.

We got door prizes! We got free refreshments! We got a bouncy house for the kids! Hell, we even got rocking chairs for your grandma! We got everything down here, folks! C’mon on down here and see it! The point is folks, I’ll do anything to get your business! People, c’mon down past Exit 70 on the service road! It’s CRAZY BITCH DAY at IDLYITW!!!

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Tony Parker Banged Erin Barry, His Teammate’s Wife

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Eva Longoria filed for divorce from Tony Parker after she found “over 100” text messages from an unidentified female. That female? Erin Barry. Brent Barry’s wife. Apparently Tony got a 2 for 1 coupon at the Let’s Ruin A Marriage store. Huffington Post (via Bryan Armen Graham) reports:

The other woman is Erin Barry, the wife of Tony’s former Spurs teammate Brent Barry, according to Sports Illustrated writer Bryan Armen Graham. “Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry,” Graham tweeted. “Don’t have much else on Parker/Longoria affair. Source did mention Barry and wife are going through a divorce.” And: “Longoria said she found text messages from wife of a former teammate on Parker’s phone. Source says former teammate was Barry.”

Well, that’s kinda shitty. But in Tony Parker’s defense, he’s French. That’s what they do. You know, except surrendering and bicycling to picnics. In Erin’s defense, she’s not Mexican and doesn’t take pictures without makeup. This was inevitable.

EXCLUSIVE: IDLYITW has obtained video taken of Tony and Erin on a camera phone.

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