Erin Andrews Announced Somebody’s Secret Pregnancy Live ‘DWTS’
Erin Andrews Announced Somebody’s Secret Pregnancy Live ‘DWTS’


From what I’m told, Peta Murgatroyd and Maksim Chmerkovskiy aren’t Bond villains, but rather two of the professionals on DWTS whose dreams of dancing have led them to a reality show where they do the fox trot with people who ABC for some reason calls “stars”. They’re also engaged to each other. And when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man gets the woman pregnant with her consent, then they contact a tabloid. That is unless Erin Andrews fucks it all up. Nice. Real smooth, Erin. Dummy. 

Erin’s loose lips struck during Monday’s rehearsals for the “Dancing with the Stars” finale. Our production sources say Erin was mic’d up when she walked up to Peta and Maksim and congratulated them … and everyone heard it. We’re told the couple was pissed since they hadn’t told some of their closest friends and family yet — and they were still planning a big announcement. Erin apologized, but we’re told she kept trying to blow it off as a joke … which only made it worse.

As you can clearly see from their engagement announcement, Erin Andrews took some money out of a few peoples’ pockets. That shouldn’t be a problem since Erin recently pulled one of the good, yellow Monopoly cards, so something should be hitting the bank soon. If I was them, I’d mention that. 


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Not Seeing Erin Andrews Naked Will Cost You $75M

In case you forgot, in September 2008, Michael David Barrett (always the white guy with three names) filmed Erin Andrews undressing through the front door peephole of her room at the Nashville Marriott while she was in town to cover a Vanderbilt game for ESPN. Barrett uploaded the clips to a porn site, the FBI jumped in, and Barrett was sentenced to 30 months in prison in December 2009. And since I guess Barrett hasn’t had any income for a while, Erin Andrews is now suing Marriott for SEVENTY-FIVE FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS.

Andrews alleges that Marriott workers helped facilitate Barrett’s videotaping by first revealing that she was a guest at the Nashville hotel, then disclosing her room number, and finally by agreeing to Barrett’s request to be placed in the room next door to the broadcaster….With a trial date set for late-February–more than four years after Andrews filed her complaint–defense lawyers last month sought a court order directing Andrews to provide a specific damages amount. The attorneys argued that Andrews’s claims were “unreasonably vague and ambiguous.” After Judge Hamilton Gayden granted the defense motion, Andrews filed an October 13 amended complaint including the $75 million damage claim.

Uhhh…yeah. That’s a bit extreme, right? Marriott didn’t even see her naked. Does anybody even remember those clips? I don’t even think I’ve seen them. It was 2008. I vaguely remember Flo Rida. Like, if a stranger orders me a drink a Starbucks then spills hot coffee on my dick then I take my pants off and they film it (vertically) and upload it to the Internet, I can’t sue Starbucks for $75M. correct? If I can, I’d like for someone to let me know, because I have some jeans in a bag I was gonna trade at Buffalo Exchange, but if I can get more I’d rather do that.

 

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Erin Andrews Has An Okay Instagram



Not that there’s a lot of competition, but Erin Andrews is probably the hottest sports reporter on television. And by law, she’s required to have an Instagram because of said hotness. However, she posts pics like this of herself in a tight dress against a wall. With a bald guy photobomb. Hopefully she’ll post something in a bikini or a bra, because if you secretly try to film her in a towel she’ll sue you. C’mon, Erin. Why you gotta be like dat, baby?

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Erin Andrews Is Suing For $10 Million Because We Saw Her Naked

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In a lawsuit filed in Davidson County Circuit Court last week, ESPN broadcaster and piece of ass, Erin Andrews is suing Nashville’s West End Marriott Hotel and her convicted stalker Michael Barrett for $10 million claiming negligence, infliction of emotional distress and invasion of privacy over the 2008 incident in which Barrett removed her room’s peephole and videotaped her undressing. Sure. That seems reasonable. The Tennessean reports:

The lawsuit charges that Barrett called the Marriott and was told which room Andrews would be staying in and then rented the room next to her. Andrews was in Nashville in 2008 to cover a Vanderbilt University football game. The case garnered national attention when it first broke after the videos were leaked to the Internet. After removing or altering the peephole to her hotel room door, Barrett video recorded Andrews changing and posted the videos to the Web. “The unknowing and unwelcome filming of (Andrews) while she was changing and the further dissemination of unauthorized, private videos of (Andrews) in the hotel rooms has caused and continues to cause her great emotional distress and embarrassment,” the lawsuit states.

Ok, so Erin Andrews is hot and all, but $10 million? It costs $10 million to see her naked? Is this what we’re saying here? If this was Ashley Russell I could maybe understand, and I realize the economy is bad, but $10 million? Unless seeing her naked gives me psychic powers and an invisibility cloak in the mail, I know a lot of blonde girls who I could see naked for a lot less. I don’t know. I think I missed the whole point of this article anyway hey look somebody brought bagels in the office.

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