Entourage Made $10M This Weekend

I guess the cool trend now is to call any movie without an entirely female cast “misogynistic” or a “racist” if a character has a last name that you don’t think fits her skin tone, but for some reason we don’t call Thomas Jefferson or George Washington racist because they have black people last names. No, wait. Sorry. That last part is because of slavery. Long story short, a lot of people wanted you to boycott Entourage because it was misogynistic, and the creator of Entourage, Doug Ellin, thought everyone would go see it because he’s pretty sure everyone is a bro, but as it turns out, nobody went to see the Entourage movie because, well, it’s an Entourage movie. 

Studio-reported figures are rolling in: 20th Century Fox’s Spy showing $30M at 3,777 theaters, Warner Bros.’ San Andreas at $26.4M (-52%) with a 10-day cume of $99M, Focus Features/Gramercy’s Insidious Chapter 3 at $23M on 3,002 and Entourage at $10.4M in fourth with $17.8M for the five-day.

Realistically, this movie should have been made five years ago, so you could get a discount if you showed up to the theater in a Tap Out shirt or with a recent steroids receipt.

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The Entourage Movie Is Cursed

This is how I choose to read this. People reports:

Last time anybody will tell this actor to break a leg. While filming the Entourage movie, Kevin Connolly suffered that very fate while shooting a football scene with Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson. "Pain management advice from a Super Bowl champ!!! #brokenleg" the actor Tweeted along with a picture of himself and the football pro on March 21. But it looks as if Connelly has some serious skills when it comes to the sport. "This actually was during a take and my man @mrkevinconnolly came down with the ball!" Tweeted director Doug Ellin.

I could say my only regret is that Kevin Connolly didn't break both of legs, but that would make me sound like a dick. But good thing Connolly was on set with Russell Wilson. Because Russell Wilson is an N.C. State alum. And they just gradually kinda get used to being .500.

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Adrian Grenier is Smooth



Being on a big hit show like Entourage can guarantee you the only choicest cuts of vagina, so it’s no wonder that Adrian Grenier has no problems getting the ladies. Radar reports:

Scene: A crowded loft on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. It is approximately 2:00 a.m…In walks Entourage star Adrian Grenier, the only famous face in an otherwise nondescript crowd of 20-somethings. Surveying the scene, his eye fixes upon a pretty brunette standing near a couch, on which a Radar reporter happens to be sitting…

Adrian: Hi, what’s your name?
Brunette: [Giggling. It is obvious she knows who he is; she is flattered that he has approached her] Elizabeth. What’s yours?
Adrian: Adrian.
Brunette: Nice to meet you! And what do you do, Adrian?
Adrian: I make documentary films.
Brunette: Oh really?
Adrian: Yeah. And some other stuff on the side. What about you?
Brunette: I’m in fashion.
Adrian: That’s cool. So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?
Brunette: No thanks.”

Whoa, I can’t believe that line didn’t work. Girls usually get all speechless and weak in the knees after they hear that. Some might argue that it’s probably the ether, but I’d like to think that we’ve really made some kind of connection.

Adrian Grenier performing at Hotel Victor on New Year’s Eve:

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