Emma Watson Wants To Tell You How She Grooms Her Pubic Hair
Emma Watson Wants To Tell You How She Grooms Her Pubic Hair

 

Feminism really likes to talk about period blood lately, but hey, do what you gotta do. Anything I can do, you can do bleeding. I get it. But I’ll be doing it without bleeding, and from a hiring standpoint, that may make me sound more viable. Speaking of feminism, it kinda hated Emma Watson for like a week, but that seems to be over now. Now she wants to talk about how she grooms her pubic hair.

I have a bath every single day of my life. And if I can have two or three—amazing. Nothing terrible is going to happen in the bath, so I always find time for that. I’ll take phone conversations in the bath, anything.

A bath every single day? This is totally white feminism privilege. Or she just likes to take baths, either or. I don’t know.

It’s funny—I was just talking to my friend before this about how in the Instagram era it’s so easy to edit your life so that it looks perfect. But I bleach my top lip and tweeze my eyebrows and you’d never get to see that, even though it’s a part of my routine. There’s still so much shame around the things you do to get ready while you’ve got a towel wrapped around your head. It’s important to me not to edit that out. I’ve been bleaching my top lip since I was nine. I don’t do it very often, but I do it! There’s that, and I use Fur Oil. I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.

Im glad Emma Watson feels comfortable in telling us all this, but now I know Emma Watson has pubic hair. This is a sad day for me and I ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time.

 

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The Intro To ‘Belle’ From ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Is Here For You
The Intro To ‘Belle’ From ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Is Here For You

 

As you already know, Disney’s best movie about Stockholm Syndrome, Beauty and the Beast, got a live action remake and Emma Watson stars as Belle and a computer stars as the Beast. They just put out a teaser of Emma Watson singing “Belle”, one of the songs from the movie where Belle walks through the town she hates while the townsfolk give her free food and talk shit and the horses are freaks for apples.

 

 

Nice singing, Emma Watson with your fine ass.

 

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Emma Watson & Miles Teller Lost ‘La La Land’ Because They Were Crazy
Emma Watson & Miles Teller Lost ‘La La Land’ Because They Were Crazy

 

If you haven’t heard of La La Land yet, it is a sorta kinda musical about great looking white people achieving their dreams and explaining jazz to black people. It stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone and it has been nominated for like 14 Oscars. It’ll go down as the Shakespeare In Love of the Oscars in 15 years when people will be like, “That won over Moonlight? k.” Anway, it was supposed to star Emma Watson and Miles Teller, but they went batshit with their demands. Page Six says:

 

Emma Watson seems great to work with:

Watson was offered the lead female role, but she initially wouldn’t commit. Then she began making all these crazy demands, like rehearsals for the film must be done in London — for a film called ‘La La Land’! They jumped through hoops to make it work with her, but she just didn’t feel the film was right for her.

Miles Teller seems like he’d send this type of text:

One movie insider said, “Miles was offered $4 million to star in ‘La La Land,’ but he said he wanted $6 million…In 2015, Teller told GQ that his agent said director Damien Chazelle dropped him from the movie: “ ‘Damien . . . no longer thinks you’re creatively right for the project. He’s moving on without you.’ ” Teller then sent Chazelle a text saying, “What the f–k, bro?”

In conclusion:

“Now both Miles and Emma Watson are raising hell with their agents for not securing the roles for them — even though it was the actors’ fault for being too demanding.”

There’s no real way to confirm this, I guess, but let’s just pretend its true and you know want to share it with all your friends like, “haha oh man, check this out!” or  “lol THIS” or “wtf wow”. Any of those would work for me. God bless.

 

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It’s The ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Trailer
It’s The ‘Beauty and the Beast’ Trailer


Disney’s teaser trailer for their live-action Beauty and the Beast dropped last night, and luckily it’s not called Beauty and the Beast Live!.  We need to stop making those. The teaser doesn’t show much (it does show your heart the music from the animated one), but Emma Watson‘s eyebrows look better than the movies she’s been making recently. I’ll be optimistic since she’s had a lot of success with movies that have “and the” in the title,  and the fact that Disney rarely fucks something up. So this might be good. Or it it might be bad. But Disney will make enough toys and straight-to-DVD sequels that the shareholders will consider “bad”  a relative term. Do your part, America/China. 



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Emma Watson Is Dating A Tech Bro
Emma Watson Is Dating A Tech Bro


Emma Watson is dating a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley. If you want to know what a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley looks like, either close your eyes or click on the link in the below blockquote thingy. Your guess will probably be accurate if you do the first option then the second option last. 

Emma Watson enjoyed a night with her new boyfriend at Broadway’s hottest show while their romance was in its earliest stages, it emerged today. The Harry Potter actress and her tech guru boyfriend went to Hamilton in October with William ‘Mack’ Knight, before their romance went public. Knight, 35, escorted her from the Richard Rodgers Theatre on Broadway to a waiting car after their date. The show, a hip-hop musical about the Founding Fathers, is New York’s biggest hit. This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California, where Knight works for a Silicon Valley company.

“This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California”. People at the Daily Mail doing anything to show their parents that English degree was worth the money, huh? At least say “emerged from her vagina” or something like that because hopefully that’s what happened. If not, that’s understandable. Refer to his picture for further insight. 


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There’s A Petition To Send Emma Watson To A Refugee Camp For A Week
There’s A Petition To Send Emma Watson To A Refugee Camp For A Week


Emma Watson is a young, accomplished woman (she’s also hot) who doesn’t shy away from actively supporting causes she believes in when she’s not spending that Hermione money. That, of course, causes men to seethe with caps lock rage and misdirect their anger to her Twitter mentions. So, I guess somebody thought it would be cool for Emma Watson to spend a week in a migrant camp to prove she’s a real feminist. Or something. Who the fuck knows. It’s on Change.org

In order to show how safe current migration is to Europe, particularly regarding the cause of feminism (I reject wholeheartedly the notion that North African and Middle Eastern migrants are unsafe, and rapists), Emma Watson should spend a week’s holiday in a Calais migrant camp, without guards of course, to show how safe, and how pro feminism these migrants are.

I appreciate the fact that the author of this is a little more subtle in his butthurt than Seattle Seahawks’ fans. Especially since Russell Wilson’s god has forsaken him. Maybe send Ciara’s vagina to the camp. Not like she’ using it for anything right now.



[  h/t Independent Journal via ONTD  ]

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Daniel Radcliffe Wrote A Tribute To Alan Rickman

If you haven’t heard by now, Alan Rickman died. Sorry about that. He was pretty cool. He was also pretty cool to Daniel Radcliffe on those Harry Potter movies Facebook has told me so much about recently. He was cool in fact that Radcliffe wrote a really touching tribute to Alan Rickman. On Google +, though?  Alan Rickman deserves at leaast Tumblr. Check it out below:

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Franco Got Fake Emma Watson Ink
 

I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on



This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that means he gives you ink then takes it back. Or it just wipes off. It’s fake. That’s all I know. So if you’re James Franco or if you just have some free time, getting Emma Watson on your neck is something you could do. I would do it, but I’d want Emma Watson on my mouth and a needle in the lip just for symbolism doesn’t seem like a chill vibe to me.


#tbt


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Emma Watson’s Feet Are Big On The Internet

1.) Wikifeet is a thing that exists  2.) Ewww 3.) Emma Watson is also hot with shoes on, freaks.

The Daily Mail reports that WikiFeet gets over 3.2 million visitors a month with users checking out Emma Watson’s feet most often, and Selena Gomez and Katy Perry’s feet ranking second and third most popular respectively. 

The CMS thing for this site has a “focus keyword” function, and every time I type in a woman celebrity’s name, “[insert name] feet” is always the second option. So it’s pretty cool I finally get to use it. I’ve wanted to use it before, but women have boobs and other things as well, weirdo.

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Emma Watson Is Single

“Emma Watson upskirt” is the highest rated Google search term for IDLYITW, so Emma Watson upskirt. Emma Watson was once wearing a skirt and a photographer took a picture where you could see up it. In essence, and Emma Watson upskirt. Emma Watson also once had a boyfriend. She no longer has one now. Also, this post isn’t about an Emma Watson upskirt.

Emma Watson and boyfriend Matthew Janney, a top rugby player for Oxford University, have gone their separate ways. The 24-year-old actress and 22-year-old student, who is reading Russian at Oriel College, uncoupled a month ago but remain friends. The split, brought about by Ms Watson’s unrelenting work schedule, was described as ‘amicable’ by a spokesman for the actress. Contrary to reports, the pair had not moved in together.

Emma Watson is insanely hot, and although this post doesn’t contain an Emma Watson upskirt, it does provide vague, uninteresting details about her split with Matthew Janney. Matthew Janney, I might add, has seen an Emma Watson upskirt up close. He no longer has the privilege of being  able to do that. I would suggest he Google “Emma Watson upskirt” if he would like to see it again. Breakups can be difficult for all involved, and I feel that launching Google on your laptop browser and/or mobile device then typing “Emma Watson upskirt” would help the healing. I mean, not for him specifically, but I think it might help us all heal. 

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