Emily Sears Has A Calendar
Emily Sears Has A Calendar

 

It’s 2017 and Instagram models are still making calendars for some reason. Emily Sears now has one. I assume it’s not a productivity app. She announced the calendar on Instagram, but I didn’t include the caption because I don’t want to be that involved in the promotion of this thing. If you want to save money and want an actual calendar, just go to her Instagram and print off 12 pictures and make you one. That would probably be the best option in this economy.

 

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If Saudi Arabia was smart, they’d make their woman robot look like Emily Sears and sell them in America and Japan. They’re pretty weird of over there, too.

 

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The 2017 Maxim Halloween Party
The 2017 Maxim Halloween Party

 

Maxim had their annual Halloween party last night, and I won’t pretend to know who any of these people are besides Lindsey Pelas and Emily Sears. I think another one might be that Real Housewife who has the vagina that everyone says smells like a rotting corpse. So I guess her just showing up fit thematically.

 

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Emily Sears Says Good Morning & Links
Emily Sears Says Good Morning & Links

 

Stevie Wonder took both knees for America  [  Dlisted  ]

This dog needs Selena Gomez to bend over more  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lady Gaga topless in a chair  (NSFW site)  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Alicia Vikander with the deepest V  [  Popoholic  ]

Ashley Tisdale in yoga pants  [  Egotastic  ]

Candice Swanepoel in lingerie is still perfection  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Pamela Anderson in a bodysuit  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Ariel Winter doesn’t want to look at her. Sure.  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Megan Fox has an Instagram doppelganger  [  The Blemish  ]

 

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Emily Sears Is Woke, Has A Message For The ‘Butt Hurt Trolls’
Emily Sears Is Woke, Has A Message For The ‘Butt Hurt Trolls’

It’s been a year for political hot takes, and I say go for it, because we all live here and we can whatever the hell we want about any topic because AMERICA. Although it’s good to point out that Twitter really isn’t part of America. It’s basically a remake of 1984 where the Thought Police are people who @ you then tried to get you fired for having a different opinion that them. I guess the irony is lost on the people who say their anti-fascists or whatever. It’s cool. Anyway, Emily Sears has a political hot take which I’m sure will lead to reasonable and nuanced discourse in her Instagram comments. Emily Sears is also very attractive, so maybe some dudes and chicks will pretend to agree with her.

 


Speaking of “butt hurt”, I’d very much like to inflict sexy damage on Emily Sears’ butt, because good lord son.

 

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Emily Sears Is For Friday & Links

patreon.com/emilysears #belfie

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Peter Dinklage wants GoT fans to stop buying Huskies  [  Dlisted  ]

The inevitable happened to Bella Thorne  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Katherine McPhee took a topless pic   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kate Upton continues the downward spiral  [  Popoholic  ]

#FBF Salma Hayek‘s Campari Calendar  [  Egotastic  ]

Hailey Clauson in lingerie [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Alesha Dixon is see through (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jennifer Aniston is very, very rich  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Nobody wants to fund Tom Hiddleston‘s new movie   [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Ric Flair has multiple organ failures because 2017 is horrible  [  The Blemish  ]

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Emily Sears Isn’t Banned

BTS for @maryhollandlingerie

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Today looks like it’s gonna suck. The most exciting thing I’ve seen so far is Usher doing Carpool Karaoke. Nobody cares about that. So while I look for something that’s not that, here’s Emily Sears with her perfect ass in a thong doing whatever she’s doing. Anybody who doesn’t want to join the military should put this on when the recruiters come to your high school. LOOPHOLE.

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Emily Sears In Lingerie & Links
Emily Sears In Lingerie & Links

 

Now old people can be on America’s Top Model   [  Dlisted  ]

Francesca Eastwood is topless on the beach   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thorne has a nipple shirt   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Salma Hayek still has gigantic boobs   [  Popoholic  ]

Sara Underwood is very good at Snapchat  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Hadid in leather pants   (NSFW  site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

All the ladies at Cinemacon 2017   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Tina Fey hates white women now  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

More Emily Sears  [  IDLY  ]

 

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Emily Sears Was Random Shit

Ok so this is gonna be my last Halloween post of 2016 unless Clinton tricks us by learning how to use email or if Fred or Daphne finally pull off Trump’s mask, but Emily Sears is one of my favorites so that means she’s forced to be one of your favorites. Her unquenchable thirst for Instagram likes aside, have you seen her ass? You probably have. Anyway, she dressed up as a bunch of random shit on Halloween and here’s the pics or whatever.

 

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Emily Sears Is A Reliable Thirst Trap & Links

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Lindsay Lohan did this at a restaurant  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Olivia Munn in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

The Rock just called Vin Diesel a “candy ass”  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne‘s tongue celebrates the Olympics  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Lindsey Vonn bent over in a bikini  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s sideboob is having a moment  [  The Superficial  ]

Good lord, Rita Ora    [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Duffer Brothers were turned down for Stephen King’s IT  [  The Blemish  ]

Jennifer Connelly in a bikini (Still would)  [  Popoholic   ]

The 12 Most Important 80s Comedies  [  Mandatory  ]

Massive Attack‘s new video is fucking awesome  [  Crave Online  ]

All the Emily Sears  [  IDLY   ]


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Emily Sears Wakes You Up & Links
 

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Justin Bieber got his ass kicked in Cleveland  [  Dlisted  ]

Lindsay Lohan is still getting out of cars like this  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Ariel Winter‘s ass is in a movie  [  The Superficial   ]

A moment with Alexis Ren  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Rita Ora in a bikini [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

Hilary Duff’s rack can’t be contained  [  Popoholic  ]

12 directors whose soundtracks are always on point  [  Mandatory  ] 

Lucy Hale makes a coffee run   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jude Law turned down Superman because the suit was lame  [  The Blemish 


#fbf Emily Sears


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