Emily Ratajkowski Is In A Thong
Emily Ratajkowski Is In A Thong

 

Dude, what happened to Roy Moore? He rode in on a horse and hated gay and black people and everything. Thought for sure he’d have Alabama locked up. I guess the whole pedo thing was a big turn off to everyone except white evangelical Christians. Wild. As a liberal, I hope the Democrats cheering this on realize they can’t run against a racist, pedo every time and know that Doug Jones only won because he doesn’t like fondling 14-year-olds at the mall and not because his ideology won hearts and minds. Oh yeah, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a thong on Instagram. She should let Doug Jones hit.

 

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The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar Is Here
The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar Is Here

 

It’s the reason for the season. The 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar. Of course, Emily Ratajkowski would be one of the first, because I assume she was camping out front until they let her end. Not sure what rubbing your boobs with pasta and grease in a warehouse has to do with Christ’s return, but that’s not for us to concern ourselves with. The point is, Emily Ratajkowski rubbing her boobs with pasta and grease in a warehouse with her special needs face that we have all chosen to ignore.

 

 

Ashley Graham was also asked because they had to check off that diversity box early. Her video is pretty much what you’d expect. Lots of closeups and shots that looks like she’s about to ruin a toilet. Sexy. They also made her pretend she was running. They probably had to pay her extra for that. I guess having Ashley Graham run herself in pasta would be too on the nose.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is For Friday
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Friday

 

Lot of sexual assault stuff happening now. I don’t mean that to come across like when I think of Emily Ratajkowski that I think of sexual assault. I just meant there’s a lot of stuff happening right now. And apparently some women are disposable if the man accused really loves Jesus or if they use the #Resistance hashtag. That’s awesome. All the women I know love to be used as political pawns. Not exactly sure where Emily Ratajkowski’s bikini like stands on this issue, but I know where I stand on it. I feel it’s great for the country and a positive step in moving us forward.

 

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is For Monday & Links
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Monday & Links

 

Shakira might be single  [  Dlisted  ]

Rita Ora forgot panties on a music video shoot  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ariel Winter is working out  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emma Stone is greasy and perky  [  Popoholic  ]

Katharine McPhee is alive on Instagram  [  Egotastic  ]

Hey there, Xenia Deli  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Selena Gomez petting a dog  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter, is nepotism model  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Bella Thorne remains weird  [  The Blemish  ]

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Wore This
Emily Ratajkowski Wore This

 

The Kylie Jenner/Khloe Kardashian pregnancy news didn’t last too long, so I fully expected to wake up this morning to see that Kris Jenner got Caitlyn Jenner pregnant. I didn’t. Just woke up to a mass shooting committed by a dude who was probably on psych meds. But if there is one thing we can count on, it’s Emily Ratajkowksi showing up to an event with her rack out. This time it was the Vogue party during Paris Fashion Week. You know, shit that doesn’t really matter.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Paris Fashion Week
Emily Ratajkowski Did Paris Fashion Week

 

As we’ve discussed, whenever there’s some kind of event, Emily Ratajkowski will be there with her rack on full display, then we she gets home she’ll go on either a Twitter or Instagram rant wondering why people point that out. Last night it was Paris Fashion Week. Stay tuned for her Lenny Letter.

 

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Rihanna Had Her 3rd Diamond Ball
Rihanna Had Her 3rd Diamond Ball

 

I just realized the title sounds like she ate it, but Rihanna‘s annual Diamond Ball is a charity event that’s so good Harvard named her Humanitarian Of The Year. Lots of people showed up. Beyonce (good LAWD), Emily Ratajkowski (of course), Cardi B (whatever), Jamie Foxx and Dave Chapelle (goat), and somebody named Imaan Hammam who I now might be in love with. Here’s some pics from the thing.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again
Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again

 

This may come as a shock, so you better sit down, but Emily Ratajkowski is naked again. She’s naked again this time for LOVE Magazine. She says she can’t get acting roles because people only care about her boobs, so I don’t think this is an audition for a movie. I’ve seen her boobs more than boobs I actually know. See the overexposed magic below:

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some Reason
Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some Reason

 

Emily Ratajkowski has really been doing the most trying to be some kind of feminist icon lately, because somebody told her she was the first woman to have big breasts or something. I’m not sure. Anyway, she did an interview with Allure where she’s talking about her tits again.

It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts,” she says, as a white-haired woman, clearly eavesdropping, shoots us a punishing look. Ratajkowski is dressed like the world’s most conservative rock star — flared forest-green velvet pants and a black double-breasted jacket with her hair tucked into the back. Stevie Nicks in a boardroom. And she either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about the double, triple, and quadruple takes going on around her. “That’s when I realized how fucked our culture is,” she continues. “When we see breasts, we don’t think of beauty and femininity. We think of vulgar, oversexualized images.”

Was Emily Ratajkowski not allowed into an industry event because somebody said she couldn’t come in looking like a Russian escort? There seems to be some projecting here. Is there some Earth 2 that she visits where people are offended by breasts? Does this Earth 2 also not have Instagram where she posts oversexualized images for no real reason on the daily? Like, you can’t even see her face in this pic? What exactly are we supposed to be looking at? Emily, look, I’m sorry if a mean person said you have ugly breasts or whatever. I promise you don’t. They’re very nice. It’s the rest that’s kind of annoying. Love you!

 

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