Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again
Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again

 

This may come as a shock, so you better sit down, but Emily Ratajkowski is naked again. She’s naked again this time for LOVE Magazine. She says she can’t get acting roles because people only care about her boobs, so I don’t think this is an audition for a movie. I’ve seen her boobs more than boobs I actually know. See the overexposed magic below:

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some Reason
Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some Reason

 

Emily Ratajkowski has really been doing the most trying to be some kind of feminist icon lately, because somebody told her she was the first woman to have big breasts or something. I’m not sure. Anyway, she did an interview with Allure where she’s talking about her tits again.

It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts,” she says, as a white-haired woman, clearly eavesdropping, shoots us a punishing look. Ratajkowski is dressed like the world’s most conservative rock star — flared forest-green velvet pants and a black double-breasted jacket with her hair tucked into the back. Stevie Nicks in a boardroom. And she either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about the double, triple, and quadruple takes going on around her. “That’s when I realized how fucked our culture is,” she continues. “When we see breasts, we don’t think of beauty and femininity. We think of vulgar, oversexualized images.”

Was Emily Ratajkowski not allowed into an industry event because somebody said she couldn’t come in looking like a Russian escort? There seems to be some projecting here. Is there some Earth 2 that she visits where people are offended by breasts? Does this Earth 2 also not have Instagram where she posts oversexualized images for no real reason on the daily? Like, you can’t even see her face in this pic? What exactly are we supposed to be looking at? Emily, look, I’m sorry if a mean person said you have ugly breasts or whatever. I promise you don’t. They’re very nice. It’s the rest that’s kind of annoying. Love you!

 

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs Aren’t Too Big For Instagram

 

Yesterday we learned that Emily Ratajkowski thinks she can’t get acting roles because her boobs are too big. Yeah, ok. Good thing she doesn’t let us know how big they are on Instagram at every opportunity. No, wait. Anyway, they aren’t too big for the purposes of this post. I’ve had bigger, Emily. But I’ll keep doing this is you will.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Says She Can’t Get Acting Roles Because Her Boobs Are Too Big
Emily Ratajkowski Says She Can’t Get Acting Roles Because Her Boobs Are Too Big

 

Emily Ratajkowski says she can’t land acting roles because if there’s one thing that audiences hate, its a chick with huge tits in movies. Must be gender discrimination.

The actress — who first broke onto the scene as one of the topless models in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video — says she thinks it’s a form of gender discrimination. “There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy.’ It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big,” Ratajkowski, 26, tells Harper’s Bazaar Australia for their August issue. “What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares? They are great big, they are great small. Why should that be an issue?

I’m pretty sure Christina Hendricks, Salma Hayek, Susan Sarandon, Alexandra Daddario, Scarlett Johansson, and John Goodman have bigger tits than Emily Ratajkowski, and I think the reason they get acting roles, and I’m just throwing out ideas here, is because they can fucking act. Weird, I know. Maybe take some acting classes and stop posing for Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Hopefully you can find an acting class that allows women with big boobs. Might have to Google.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Bikini
Emily Ratajkowski In A Bikini

 

Emily Ratajkowski‘s entire business model seems to be setting as many thirst traps as possible and checking them later for a paid gig or a premiere invite, and I guess that’s working. She calls herself a “model, actress, activist” in her Instagram bio. We’ll go with that if she wants, because her body is sick. And not in the people who read GOOP kind of way. Anyway, just look at her perfect ass. Or if you wanna see her naked you can do that here if you want. Why wouldn’t you? Don’t be lame.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski In The Shower & Links
Emily Ratajkowski In The Shower & Links

 

Katy Perry apologized to Taylor Swift. Swish swish?  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne continues producing workout porn  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Emily Blunt in a bikini is unfortunate  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emma Stone is blonde again  [  Popoholic  ]

Some Selena Gomez tongue action   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kendall Jenner is see through at the airport (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Ariel Winter needs twenty stylists  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Bill Maher‘s apology seemed great  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Katy Perry‘s butt showed up on livestream   [  The Blemish  ]

More Emily Ratajkowski at Cannes in 2o16  [  IDLY  ]

 

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Here’s Somebody Putting Mud On Emily Ratajkowski’s Butt. Enjoy.
Here’s Somebody Putting Mud On Emily Ratajkowski’s Butt. Enjoy.

 

I love Emily Ratajkowski because she has huge boobs and is an unabashed attention whore. I probably would be too if I looked like her in a bikini. I’m more of a one piece guy. She also has a great ass. Here’s a person grabbing her ass on Instagram. Happy Monday.
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Emily Ratajkowski Did Cannes In A Bikini

Roger Ailes died and Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures hit, so that kinda balances out the whole Chris Cornell dying thing. So enjoy today’s silver linings.

 

Also, here’s Unattractive Hadid grabbing Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs:

 

She loves me @bellahadid @haileybaldwin

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met Gala
Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met Gala

 

I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I need to get something up immediately to cover that up. Not even sure why I even posted that. Things were going so well.

 

Morning

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Here she is at the Met Gala last night. This dress is an affront of what I’m trying to do with traffic.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Did A Photoshoot

We all know that Emily Ratajkowski is perfect in every way except how she goes about trying to be a thing, but that’s also fine. Aren’t there more important things in the world you should be worried about right now? COPY AND PASTE PLEASEIn case anyone is getting distracted by the Russian spy drama, North Korea, Bill O’Reilly being fired from Fox News, etc. the following bills have been introduced to Congress do I sound like a woke douce yet? Here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a sports bra.

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