Khaleesi Doesn’t Like ‘GoT’s Sex Scenes
Khaleesi Doesn’t Like ‘GoT’s Sex Scenes


I just finished S4 of Game of Thrones. Tywin Lannister deserved better than that. Real G’s shouldn’t be murdered in their nightgowns. Anyway, the good news is I almost know everyone’s names. The bad news is, Emilia Clarke doesn’t like the show’s sex scenes.


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Jay Z Bought Beyonce One Of Khaleesi’s Dragon Eggs
Jay Z Bought Beyonce One Of Khaleesi’s Dragon Eggs

Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen, The Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons, Hot Ass Piece) is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, and in the interview she said she doesn’t have any of the dragon eggs because Jay Z bought one for Beyonce. I guess she couldn’t afford the other two.

She admits to trying to “blag” one of Khaleesi’s dragon eggs (which birthed three now poorly behaved teenage dragons), to no avail. “Apparently Jay Z bought one for BeyoncĂ©, or something,” she laughs. “I don’t know.” No eggs reside in the Clarke residence because “they are really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art.” Like FabergĂ©? “Eggs-actly! Eggs-cellent!”

PLOT TWIST: Beyonce is now a surrogate and Kanye probably thinks he’s the real father.

 

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Khaleesi Likes James Franco’s Dragon (NAILED IT)

I tried to watch Game of Thrones, but everybody looks the same and that's pretty diffucult to keep up with there's 900 characters and 35 storylines in every episode. But white people love shows about far away lands where no minorities live, so I can undertand why it's a huge hit on HBO. It just seems really unrealistic to me. Like I'm supposed to believe that people have sex at renaissance fairs. C'mon, bro. Anyway, Emilia Clarke plays dragon lady, Khaleesi on the show and she's banging James Franco now. Good times. Page Six reports:

James Franco was seen squiring sexy “Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke around Randalls Island Saturday afternoon during the Frieze art fair. Said a spy of Franco and Seth MacFarlane’s ex, “They were looking quite friendly!”

James Franco just pulled out of Ashley Benson and now he's dating this chick. He must pay them in weed.

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