Elle MacPherson Coming In For A Landing (Strip)
Elle MacPherson Coming In For A Landing (Strip)


I can see Elle Macpherson’s pubic hair.

Look, we get it: you’re 44 and hot. But you’re still 44, so you don’t want to completely remove the carpet. That doesn’t mean you have to show it to us all the time.

Though I guess I don’t mind.

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Gemma Arterton is the Winner





The world premiere of the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, was last night, and based on this ballot I just made with my printer and this glitter, Gemma Arterton won the Kick Ass Dress Award. It only works because she’s skinny and hot. If Britney Spears or Hayden Panettiere wore this they might just want to be photographed from the side, because anywhere else and people might think they skinned Barney.

Studies have shown that men are more attracted to women who wear red, so Olga Kurylenko, the new Bond Girl, is apparently taking this way too far. She’s like a T-Rex with a laser cannon. Yes, we know you’re already hot, let’s not overdo it.

I sure am glad there isn’t a law against banging 44-year old women, because Elle MacPherson is probably the hottest thing I’ve seen all day, no matter what this guy on television is saying about his selection of used cars.

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Elle Macpherson Has Great Taste



Australian supermodel, Elle Macpherson, has found love again after she split from her billionaire fiance, Arpad Busson, in 2005. His name is Brian Burgess, 56. He’s a British businessman who enjoys layered haircuts and aviator shades. Oh yeah, and he once served 4 years in prison for smuggling cocaine. Congratulations! The Daily Mail reports:

“The pair met when Miss Macpherson hired Mr. Burgess’s removal company, Aussie Man & Van, to move from London’s Notting Hill to nearby Ladbroke Grove this summer….Mr Burgess was found guilty of drug trafficking in the New South Wales District Court in 1996 after he tried to smuggle 2kg of cocaine inside hollowed-out books. While he was in the U.S. he is said to have used at least two aliases, Luke Dalton and Brian Stirgess. Mr Burgess had lived in Australia from the age of 17 after emigrating from the UK. He left behind a wife and three young children when he was deported to England after serving out his sentence.”

Whatever, guys who sell drugs get all the chicks. Especially when they can’t pay. Like when Constance couldn’t afford the crushed up Sudafed I was selling at my 7th grade dance. Well, hello there, Constance. How you doin?

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Elle MacPherson is a Cougar



I’m usually too busy stomping the yard to do any traveling, so it’s no surprise that I’ve never been to Australia. I don’t know which beach Elle McPherson is on, because the only thing I am trying to figure out is how in the hell she is still so ridiculously gorgeous. She was hot when I was in the seventh grade and she’s still getting it done at 43. This may be the thing that finally makes me reflect on my life. My mom says I only date 19 year olds because I’m empty inside.

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