Good Lord Elizabeth Olsen At The ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Premiere
Good Lord Elizabeth Olsen At The ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Premiere


Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen look like things that appear when you say something in a mirror five times or have to reach the next level in a video game, so Elizabeth Olsen won the civil war with her sisters a long time ago. Case in point: what she wore to the Captain America: Civil War premiere. Specifically, dem titties. I should be allowed to join The Avengers if I could last longer than 5 minutes with this. I feel that would be considered a superpower. 


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Elizabeth Olsen Is Always Down

In addition to being a brutal savage and a kinda okay actress,  Elizabeth Olsen always looks like she just saw a penis she wants to jump on when she goes to stuff like this. Sorry. “Stuff like this” in this instance is the Los Angeles premiere of I Saw The Light. Which currently holds a 22% on Rotten Tomatoes. Fans of the film will state that critics have never heard a country song before or whatever reason they can come up with to justify a shit movie. Oh, and speaking of shit movies, I’m going to see Batman V Superman tonight. Which is holding strong at 33% . 7 percent better than Superman III. If I was Warner Bros., I’d release a statement saying “Batman v Superman is four times better than Superman IV: The Quest For Peace“. They gotta get creative since Zack Snyder can’t, I guess. And we still have Amber Heard to look forward to, everyone. I’m sure she’ll save it. 

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Elizabeth Olsen Doesn’t Look High At All

Elizabeth Olsen attended the Stella McCartney Autumn 2016 Collection Event at Amoeba Music in LA last night, and that’s on Sunset where you can also find the 2016 Heroin Collection. Or she might have just finished banging Tom Hiddleston (which she’s apparently still doing). Or she might be doing heroin. Either or. Netflix should make a documentary about it. 

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Elizabeth Olsen Got Dumped

“Miss me with that joint Facebook account, son”


According to Star, Tom Hiddleston dumped Elizabeth Olsen because she wouldn’t tell people they were dating. No pressure, Elizabeth.

Talk about playing too hard to get. While it seemed as though ‘I Saw the Light’s’ Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen were ready to go public with their new romance, insiders claim the actress had trouble committing to her costar once filming wrapped. “Elizabeth’s so focused on her career,” reveals a pal. “She just wasn’t sure she could handle a serious relationship right now.” Tired of trying to make sense of her mixed signals, Tom broke it off with Elizabeth before he left to film ‘Kong: Skull Island’ in Hawaii – not that he’s singing the blues. “He seems determined to enjoy himself out here, partying late into the night with cast and crew,” says a source on set. “And no one can help but notice just how close he’s gotten to quite a few of the gorgeous girls working on the production.”

So, Elizabeth Olsen wanted some D on demand while on set, Tom Hiddleston confused that with feelings, and here we are. Helping Star sell ad space. Pretty straightforward. I guess you could say Tom left with his dignity or whatever, but he also left without the possibility of ever getting a 3am text from Elizabeth Olsen. Not sure it was worth all that. Somebody should fund a research grant so some people at a college can splice Tim Tebow, Tom Hiddleston, and Drake together to make the world’s worst girlfriend. 

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What’s Good, Elizabeth Olsen?
What’s Good, Elizabeth Olsen?

 

It took three tries for an Olsen sister to be hot, so here's Elizabeth Olsen in Flaunt. Not that it needs to be said, but she looks fucking fantastic. I thought she was hot as hell in The Silent House and she basically just cried and screamed the whole time. I'd rather we didn't psychoanalyze that too much. Dude, just scroll down. Don't look at me like that.

 

 

Elizabeth Olsen Flaunt

Elizabeth Olsen Flaunt

 

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