Only 90s kids will remember jerking it to Elizabeth Hurley, but she’s 51 now and as it turns out, 90s kids can still do that.
Hey, remember Elizabeth Hurley? This is her Christmas card. She’s 50. I think the wolves look bored because they saw the pic before it was retouched.
Since all blonde white girls on Twitter all look the same, I was easily fooled today by alleged pictures of Eminem’s daughter. But I’m almost positive this is Elizabeth Hurley celebrating the 20th anniversary of the Estee Lauder companies’ Breast Cancer Awareness campaign at The Empire State Building. Actually when I look at these I think it’s the Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Awareness campaign. I think. To be honest, I really don’t know what to think anymore.
Let’s see if this one sticks. Gossip Center reports:
Looking happily in love, Elizabeth Hurley joined Steve Warne at the Kingsbarns Golf Links for The Alfred Dunhill Links Championship in Kingsbarns, Scotland on Saturday (October 1). With the 46-year-old English model/actress also joined by her son Damian, the two cheered on Warne as he competed against the field – with the sighting coming amidst reports that Miss Hurley and Mr Warne have gotten engaged to be married. Seemingly confirming the news, Liz sported a fancy ring on that all-important finger while sharing plenty of smooches with her man during the course of the day. According to UK sources, Warne proposed to Hurley during a romantic break in Scotland – as the Daily Mail tells that Shane popped the question during dinner at the Old Course Hotel in St Andrews. Their insider dished, “Shane proposed over dinner and it was fairly public, not a private affair. It was a VIP crowd in there this evening. It was residents only, including Dunhill past players. He didn’t get down on one knee, but when it was announced the other guests in the restaurant stood up and applauded. Everyone there was absolutely delighted.”
Elizabeth Hurley is 46 years old. She was with Hugh Grant for 13 years, even after he got caught with a prostitute. She had a kid with Steve Bing that he denied until DNA proved him the father. She married an Indian guy in one of the most expensive celebrity weddings in history, then left him for “unreasonable behavior” when he was upset that she was fucking a cricket player before the ink dried on their divorce papers. If you’re invited to this wedding, keep the receipts for your shower gifts, because odds are this marriage will last as long as her box office career.
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Unlike her bikini top which is not over her breasts, Elizabeth Hurley‘s three-year marriage to Indian textile heir Arun Nayar is now over. Us Magazine reports:
On Sunday, the model-actress, 45, Tweeted: “Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun and I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this.”
The marriage is over because Hurley was banging Australian cricketer Shane Warne. The were reportedly spotted something something else then that one thing oh then that one happened and something TITS!
I’ve never heard of The Love Ball, but apparently it’s a charity event in London put on by The Naked Heart Foundation in which Elizabeth Hurley attended with her naked breast. At no time has a dress matched so perfectly to an event. Well, unless you count the time I asked David Beckham to the Sadie Hawkins dance. I looked so pretty!
She may be a raging bitch, but Elizabeth Hurley has had always had a legendary rack, so of course she was gonna show it off at something called the Global Illumination Initiative in London last night. And why wouldn’t she? They’re great. It’s just like when I show off my breakdancing when I feel threatened, making my enemies paralyzed with fear because they see how fresh I am. What, what.
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Elizabeth Hurley being her usual cunty self yesterday in London:
Actress/model Elizabeth Hurley (estimated worth of $25 million) and her husband, Arun Nayar (CEO and Co-Founder of Direction Software Solutions and heir to an Indian textile fortune), have been accused of paying their Indian maid, Violet D’Souza, who reportedly works 20 hours a day, a salary of only $200 per week. D’Souza was expected to present her case in a London court today, but the hearing was canceled late yesterday after she agreed to a five-figure settlement. Page Six reports:
Violet D’Souza, 31, accused the “Austin Powers” star and her spouse of forking over as little as $2.33 an hour for as many as 70 hours of work a week in the couple’s fashionable Chelsea (London) home…The London reports say D’Souza worked up to seven days a week, with her chores starting at 7:30 a.m. and sometimes lasting until 3 the next morning, with Hurley and Nayar rewarding her with a weekly 8,000 rupees. The equivalent hourly rate worked out to between $2.72 and $3.10, but was sometimes as low as $2.33 if she worked lengthy hours. In Britain, the legal minimum wage is $10.71.”
It really is hard to imagine that people are still treated like this in developed nations. Indian leaders should have done more to help this woman escape by sending her on whatever they call their underground railroad. Where all trains lead to Dell. Choo choo!