Sean Penn, who once heroically tried to save the victims of Hurricane Katrina with a red cup, is more than likely a CIA informant now. Long story short, Penn and Mexican actress Kate del Castillo (who might be dead by the time you read this) went to some jungle in Mexico, met up with El Chapo and said, “hey, can we interview you?”. El Chapo was like, “nah, like I can’t stand around too long and stuff like that, but if you wanna shoot me an email with the questions, I can change into one of my good shirts and maybe a hat then send you a video with the answers, cool?” That apparently cool. You can check the 17-minute interview below, and I have to say it’s pretty informative. Did you know that El Chapo used to sell oranges and marijuana? I know, right?! I hardly believed it myself.
I normally don’t post stuff like this on here, but the El Chapo raid video is 15 minutes of some goddamn Call Of Duty insanity. Obtained by the Mexican television network Televisa, it shows the full raid, called “Operation Black Swan”, on a house in Los Mochis. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman escaped, probably to cut off Sean Penn’s head and present it to Madonna, but his ass was captured later that day. Too bad they missed Bieber. But I assume they had enough to clean up after this. Piss probably would’ve been a little much.
Charge your controller and watch the whole thing below.