Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn. People phrases it another way.
Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”
Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley.