Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere
Dove Cameron Also Attended The ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Premiere

 

Dove Cameron has nothing to do with Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and that’s fine. I wonder who invited her. That doesn’t really matter, because she’s wearing this dress and sticking her ass out even though she looks like a baby doll that’s supposed to be a sex doll and that’s a little weird. Very confusing. Roy Moore was dig it until he finds out she’s 21. “She can legally drink? Ewww,” he might say.

 

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Dove Cameron Is Promoting
Dove Cameron Is Promoting

 

Dove Cameron was in Tokyo last night to promote Descendants 2. Not sure if there was a Descendants 1 or this is just the name of the movie. The takeaway here is that Dove Cameron is 21 and really damn cute, but still manages to look like a real housewife of Cobb County. I’m ready for her Harvey Weinstein story if she has one.

 

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Dove Cameron Is Engaged To Some Dude
Dove Cameron Is Engaged To Some Dude


You guys and Google Trends seemed to like when I posted about Dove Cameron that one time. Sweet! And the Internet told me this morning that she is engaged to a dude I don’t know. Cool! So cool!

Disney Channel stars Dove Cameron and Ryan McCartan are engaged. On Thursday, McCartan, 22, dedicated his 1,000th Instagram picture to Cameron, 20. The actor referred to her as his “fiancée,” writing, “I can’t believe I get to call you that. Thanks for saying yes.” Cameron has yet to publicly comment on the engagement or share a picture of her ring via social media. The two met as co-stars on the hit sitcom Liv and Maddie and took their romance public in August 2013. This will be the first marriage for both Cameron and McCartan.

I’m still on the fence on whether Dove Cameron is actually 20, and if she is, I’m not sure why anybody would want to get married at 20, so I look forward to 2019 when she’s recently divorced and does a female empowerment photoshoot where she’s naked. You know the ones. Those are always good. 


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Dove Cameron Is Lying To Somebody

The Nickelodeon’s 2016 Kids’ Choice Awards were Saturday night and I only know that because I got on WENN and they had like 56,467 pics. Some of those were of Dove Cameron. Dove Cameron? I don’t know either, but we’re supposed to be led to believe that she’s 20. Look at pic #3. There’s no way she’s not an actress now because she sexted an 8th grader when she was a substitute teacher 2004.

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