Kanye West: ‘I Would’ve Voted For Trump’
Kanye West: ‘I Would’ve Voted For Trump’

 

Half the country didn’t vote, and apparently Kanye West was one of them. But….

Kanye West drew boos Thursday during a concert in San Jose, California, after telling the audience that, while he didn’t vote in the 2016 presidential election, he “would’ve voted for Trump.” The rapper reportedly stopped the concert and delivered a 25-minute political rant, shocking the crowd with his endorsement of the Republican president-elect. West admitted “there’s things [he] liked about Trump’s campaign … There’s methods, non-political methods to speaking, that I like – that I feel were very futuristic. That style and that method of communication has proven that it can be a politically correct way of communication. And I fuck with that.”

I for one am pretty shocked to learn that Kanye West is a xenophobic, sexist,  and misogynistic white supremacist who refuses to acquire job skills that allow him to compete in a global economy with the rest of America who can afford a college education. Doesn’t seem like the type I hear about on Twitter.  I don’t if if Secretary Of Twitter is a position still open in Trump’s cabinet or not, but I’d like to publicly endorse Kanye.

 

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Trump Said Tom Brady Voted For Him, Gisele Said He Didn’t
Trump Said Tom Brady Voted For Him, Gisele Said He Didn’t

 

I realize it’s hard trying to keep up with lies Donald Trump tells on pretty much a daily basis, but apparently he told a crowd in New Hampshire that Tom Brady voted for him. Not sure how that translates into him winning Miami.

 

 

Then almost immediately, Gisele took off her Uggs because Tom needed to borrow them and went on Instagram to deny her husband voted for Trump.

Gisele Bündchen — wife of NFL superstar Tom Brady — flatly rejected Donald Trump’s assertion that her husband had voted for the GOP nominee. “NO!” the Brazilian model told an Instagram user who asked if it were true that she and Brady were backing the brash billionaire.

Trump also claimed Bill Belichick wrote him a letter. Not that you need another reason to hate Belichick, but that’s actually true. Belichick did write Trump a letter. He used the word “tremendous” twice and “amazing” once. He didn’t give him tips on how to rig the elections, so that’s cool.

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Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show
Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show

 

Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida.

About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday when she mocked Donald Trump as, among other things, an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake- college-starting monster.” Loud booing from a vocal, but small minority of the arena crowd started about halfway through the show, when Schumer’s raunchy humor veered into more topical matters topics, including gun control and the presidential election…She made it clear she doesn’t understand how people can support Trump. At one point, she asked for a Trump supporter – preferably one with sleeves, she told security personnel – to join her up on stage to explain their enthusiasm for Trump. One fellow did, but he said he was voting for Trump mainly because he doesn’t trust Clinton. When some audience members booed, the actor/comedian invited them to leave and also asked security to remove anyone booing.

Just like their Supreme Leader, when faced with even the slightest bit of criticism, Trump stans have an unhinged meltdown, but also, Amy Schumer is a horrible person. I’m voting third party on this one. Nope. Still not Gary Johnson. Dude needs to just eat the other half of his brownie and go to sleep.

 

UPDATE: The video was removed from YouTube. It’s a global conspiracy and the media is trying to rig the election or something.

 

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Donald Trump Fired Khloe Kardashian From ‘The Apprentice’ For Being Fat And Ugly

We already know what Donald Trump is about when it comes to the ladies, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that he fired Khloe Kardashian from the 2009 season of The Apprentice for being Khloe Kardashian. If you’re wondering why she was on the show, remember it was 2009, and Kris Jenner thought all her daughters would be economically viable. It was a simpler time.

According to sources on the show, Trump complained to producers about Kardashian’s looks and itched to have her removed from the show. “He basically wanted to just get rid of her,” an editor on the show recalled. “He called her a ‘piglet.’” The editor said that Trump asked: “What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim. A second source at “The Apprentice” confirmed the incident, using similar words to describe what Trump said about the Kardashians. “He said: ‘Why don’t we fire Khloe? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?’”  A third source, another editor, recalled the firing as being notable because of how personal Trump made it. “When they fired [her], it wasn’t on merit,” the editor said. “It was on him not liking her.” The editor said that Trump went to the staff and asked: “What’s the reason we can get her off [the show]?”

This is normally the part where I write my thoughts on whatever the article is, but what do you want me to say? No argument here.

 

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Here’s The Only Halloween Costume Pics That Matter
Here’s The Only Halloween Costume Pics That Matter




At the Unicef UK Halloween Ball of all places, Jemima Khan (sounds fake) dressed up as Melania Trump and some dude in a Donald Trump mask groped her all night. No clue what this has to do with helping Syrian children, but I’m here for it.


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2016 Presidential Debate Recap
2016 Presidential Debate Recap



So if you didn’t watch the 2016 Presidential Debate last night between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, here’s the recap. I thought it was gonna be more, but it only took 17 pics. This won’t take you long.
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Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel Ugly
Donald Trump Called Jessica Biel Ugly


Donald Trump is sorry for the pain he caused Jessica Biel from the media twisting his words by reporting them verbatim or however this will eventually play out or whatever. 

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Melania Trump Is A Blue Star Mother
Melania Trump Is A Blue Star Mother


So, naked photos of Melania Trump have been released. Whatever party you belong to, please remember that your grandkids will have to be taught about this election in school. What the fuck are we doing?

Decades before she was sporting designer dresses on the stage of the Republican National Convention as Mrs. Trump, Melania Knauss posed nude in a photo spread for a now-defunct French men’s magazine, The Post has learned. The leggy, Slovenian-born model — then 25 years old and known by her professional moniker Melania K. — did the steamy photo session in Manhattan in 1995, according to Alé de Basse­ville, the French photographer who shot the sexy snaps.

Ok, Melania Trump isn’t gonna get shit from me for being a 25-year old model trying to make Manhattan rent money, but in the last four days, her husband has done the following: 1.) shit on the Muslin mother of a Bronze Star and Purple Heart recipient,  2.) claimed the Bronze Star and Purple Heart recipient’s Muslim father “viciously attacked” him, 3.) either had no idea Russia had already invaded Ukraine or he was pushing Russian propaganda – the propaganda his campaign manager was implicit in when it actually happened  4.) 5.) tried to bail on the fall debates with a lie, 6.) lost campaign donations from the biggest supporter of Republican candidates as he watches his campaign bleed money. Now if you read all that, and wondered about the timing of this leak, then maybe Trump put these out to distract you. You tell me. A lot of people have written about that, let me tell you. Believe me.


Here’s some pictures of Melania Trump fully clothed since I’d like to show her more respect than her husband. Sorry. 


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Donald Trump Gave Charlie Sheen Fake Platinum And Diamonds As A Wedding Gift
Donald Trump Gave Charlie Sheen Fake Platinum And Diamonds As A Wedding Gift


Charlie Sheen was on The Graham Norton Show Friday night, and told a story about Donald Trump being, well, Donald Trump. 

“I’m really not a fan,” Sheen said of Trump, who spoke to him at a dinner around five years ago. “He says ‘these are platinum diamond Harry Winston’ and he pulls off his cufflinks and he gives them to me.” Six months later, Sheen asked a jeweler appraising jewelry at his home to take a look at the ’links. “She took the loupe, spent about four seconds, and kind of recoiled from it — much like people do from Trump — and says ‘in their finest moment, this is cheap pewter and bad zirconias,’” said Sheen, who dismissed the real estate mogul as a “charlatan.” “And they’re stamped ‘Trump.’ And I just thought, ‘what does this really say about the man, that he said, ‘here’s a great wedding gift,’ and it’s just a bag of dog shit?”

Like, this is usually part when I unleash all over Trump, but safe to say giving somebody fake cufflinks is better than giving them HIV. Charlie Sheen might have given a lot of women HIV. Sad!


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Aaron Carter No Longer Wants To Make America Great Again
Aaron Carter No Longer Wants To Make America Great Again


One of the many problems with democracy is that Aaron Carter is allowed to vote, but good news everyone! He’s been bullied into realizing voting is dumb and pretty much a waste of time.


Donald Trump is a trailer park Lex Luthor who would make America more of an embarrassment than it already is, but our other choices are Hillary Clinton who would change her position on drinking blood if Aztecs were an influential voting demographic, and Bernie Sanders, who has been fighting the same fight for 50 years and has nothing to show for it except white college kids who post memes on Facebook about Sweden and superdelegate conspiracies. Ted Cruz might have a chance if he can find Noah’s Ark by October.  


Here’s Hayley Atwell. She plays Agent Carter. This post is about Aaron Carter. Agent Carter fills out a dress better. 


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