Diora Baird Does GQ

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Diora Baird has some of the greatest tits in the known universe (see her legendary Playboy shoot hereNSFW), and although you might not know her name, you have probably seen her in Wedding Crashers, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, and Night of the Demons where she played such diverse characters as “Girl With Huge Rack #2” and “Chick Who Bounces In Tank Top #3”. I don’t know. I guess “tits” is really the point I’m trying to make here.

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Diora Baird Is A Great Actress
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Here’s Diora Baird in the upcoming remake of Night Of The Demons, where she enjoys her Hollywood run as “Girl With Huge Tits” in that one thing and “Topless Chick” in that other one. And it’s all because of these (NSFW). I’m not saying her tits are perfect, but Jesus would have a hard time not prematurely ejaculating to these.

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Adrianne Curry And Coco Get A Parting Gift



Adrianne Curry and Coco can go post shit on MySpace now, because Diora Baird has officially entered the “I’m A Twitter Attention Whore” Contest. If our founding fathers came to the New World to end the tyrannical reign of C-cups, our Declaration of Independence would have been signed by Diora Baird (NSFW), Denise Milani, Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Brook. As Native American, I would have gladly accepted whatever blankets they wanted to give me.

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Diora Baird in FHM



Not to brag, but part of my job description is to look at tits, and next to Keeley Hazell (NSFW), Diora Baird has the best tits in the known universe. And although I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen the perfect pair of tits yet (I hear they’re somewhere in California), I’m not even joking when I say if my penis got anywhere inside Diora Baird, the top of her head would look like a dolphin’s blowhole.

(btw, sorry if that innuendo is hard to understand. I make it a point not to be too graphic)

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Links For When Green B*tches Got You Blue

The picture of Playboy model Diora Baird as an Orion Slave Girl in the new Star Trek makes me want to find old pictures of her to remember how hot she really is. [BadAndUgly]

It’s not often you get a good burn in the Senate. [EbaumNation]

Miley Cyrus is a home town girl. From some home town you’ve never heard of. Because it doesn’t exist and both Miley and I are liars. [FatbackMedia]

Rachel Ray learning to talk differently doesn’t necessarily mean she’ll be less annoying. But have hope. [ImNotObsessed]

Katy Perry: “There are seven thousand other restaurants in L.A. besides the Ivy. If you don’t want to be photographed, have your assistant pick up a chopped salad for you.” [ICYDK]

I agree in the sense that I would like to punch (more…)

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These Links Are Playing Through

If everyone played golf in a bikini like Diora Baird, I’m guessing I would spend more time at golf courses. Or any time. At all. [Egotastic]

Lindsay Lohan‘s life has entered reruns. [CityRag]

This Brit politician gets creamed on. I mean, Custarded-on. [Gawker]

Speaking of Brits, want to see some sweet ass on Lady Victoria Hervey? What gentleman doesn’t? Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

MIA named her son Ickett which is a) stupid and b) reminds me of Wickett, the Ewok that spun-off Return of the Jedi into his own stupid movie. I guess that’s a) stupid and b) stupid. Verdict: stupid. [ICYDK]

I’m glad this isn’t really the poster for New Moon. Because it hits the latent “gay” nail right on the head. [ImNotObsessed]

Speaking of gay, (more…)

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Good Morning, Sunshine



Hey, Todd here. I’m posting for Dave today because his booth at the Renaissance fair is apparently a big hit this year. Awesome!! Anyway, the pictures of the crying Indian kid have been on top for way too long, so in the meantime, here’s a Hall of Fame member of the World Championship Series of Titties, Diora Baird, while I throw more coffee in my face and look for stuff to post. But don’t expect to much. It’s Sunday. Your sister makes me blueberry pancakes on Sunday. Yummy!!

You can check out her Playboy stuff here (NSFW). Be careful though, you might fall in love.

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Diora Baird is Doing This Wrong



Who knows what jerk let Diora Baird in the premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl fully clothed, because, quite frankly, I’d like to speak with his manager. Apparently he doesn’t know that Ms. Baird plays “chick with huge tits” in movies, and “chick with enormous rack” on that one TV show. She shouldn’t be wearing a dress. She should be wearing heels and enthusiasm.

Be sure to check out Diora in her more natural NSFW habitat. Update: Link fixed.

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Rosie O’Donnell is Forced to Leave The View



Claiming that she and ABC were unable to come to terms on a new deal (she reportedly wanted $40 million, ABC reportedly wanted her to go), Rosie O’Donnell announced today that she would not be back on The View next season. There has been speculation for months that she would be fired because ABC’s parent company, Disney, could not longer be associated with Rosie’s idiotic ramblings. If you’re still not happy, notice how Rosie throws up her hand and screams “However!” like she expected the entire audience to get up and leave after her big announcement. I’m thinking dead silence wasn’t what she was hoping for when she practiced in the mirror.

Here’s Diora Baird in Playboy, because the “no Rosie pictures” policy is strictly enforced. These are NSFW:

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