Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Getting Divorced



Today sucks, so thanks to Diane Lane and Josh Brolin for announcing their divorce today. Us Weekly reports:

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” the reps tell Us. Adds an insider: “It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.” The spouses, who married in August 2004, split a couple of months ago. They have no children together.

No reason for the split has been given yet, but sources close to Josh Brolin said it’s because Diane Lane is almost 50. “Ewwwww, ” said another source.

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Diane Lane Is Superman’s Mom

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With Kevin Costner rumored to play Johnathan Kent and Daniel-Day Lewis and Viggo Mortensen rumored to play the badass General Zod, Superman: Man Of Steel director Zack Snyder announced yesterday that Diane Lane has been officially cast as Superman’s saintly adoptive mother. THR reports:

Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures said late Wednesday that the actress is set as “the only mother Clark Kent has ever known.” “This was a very important piece of casting for me because Martha Kent is the woman whose values helped shape the man we know as Superman,” Snyder said in a statement. “We are thrilled to have Diane in the role because she can convey the wisdom and the wonder of a woman whose son has powers beyond her imagination.”

Well, I hope the citizens of Metropolis can get their concealed weapons permits soon, because it might a little harder to defend against a supervillain while Superman is jacking off in his room and typing “Martha Kent” in the MILF Hunters search bar.

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