Deryck Whibley (wtf this dude's parents?!) went to a Tom Petty concert last night, and uhhhh….this is what he looks like now. Not sure what happened. Could be drugs. Or he could have just found out that Bilbo stole his ring.
I always knew the Japanese were smart. Case in point- E! Online reports:
The Sum 41 frontman and ex-husband of Avril Lavigne was hospitalized in Japan after three people attacked him in a bar late last night, according to his bandmates, who tweeted the news earlier Friday. There’s no word on the extent of his injuries, only that he’s “unfortunately still in the hospital” and his pals are “waiting for results and hoping for the best.”
Deryck Whibley looks like he should be in green britches and a top hat touting magically delicious sugar cereal and hoarding treasure at the end of a rainbow, but instead he’s the lead singer of a band that, despite being irrelevant for most of the last decade and having a fan base of 14 year old emo kids who loiter outside of Hot Topic, is somehow still touring. What I’m trying to say is that I’d rather listen to Dane Cook wax poetic on well, pretty much anything, than hear any of this Canadian teen angst music, so I’m totally Team Japanese on this one. Too late to get t-shirts made?
Ryan Reynolds is also from Canada, and doesn’t look like a mythical pygmy: