Demi Lovato was included in the latest round of nude leaks of basics. This is her story. *Law & Order music is hummed*
In the November issue of Glamour, Demi Lovato threw some shade at Taylor Swift and her “squad” because Swift’s brand of feminism doesn’t match Lovato’s brand of feminism, so that means it’s bad. Taylor’s brand just has skinny girls and videos that tear other women down, Demi’s brand gets coked up and punches chick backup dancers in the face and interviews where she project her body insecurities onto other women. Feminism is very intersectional in that way.
Then much like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato has a habit on Twitter of trying to call people out of paying attention to the thing she wanted then to pay attention to in the first place with the classic, “THERE’S OTHER THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!”
I don’t understand why people care so much about what I say in interviews? Do y’all watch the news? Don’t y’all got shit to worry about?
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) October 4, 2016
She also does this thing every time where she says she’s taking a break because she can’t handle the media, then she’s back like a day later with, “I just think it’s funny how…”, until the next time.
So excited for 2017. Taking a break from music and the spotlight.. I am not meant for this business and the media
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) October 4, 2016
All this was yesterday. Taylor Swift has already responded:
“Taylor has a tight group of women in her life that all have her and each others’ back and sometimes people just want that. She thought it was unnecessary for her to make those comments. They both have never been really good friends.”
Man, they’ve never been really good friends? I wonder why. Ass too fat.
banner pic = Glamour Magazine
I don’t know how many breakups this makes this month (not counting that Blue Angels’ plane), but Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama after dating for six years. Lovato will turn 24 in August, and sources close to Valderrama say she got too old. Lol I’m kidding, I have no idea. But we can’t rule that out. Demi posted whatever this on Instagram.
That doesn’t sound like a poem. They supposedly broke up because neither of them wanted to get married or have kids. I don’t know, dude. That seems like a perfect reason to stay together to me, but I don’t hold an advanced degree in relationship psychology. You should probably know that I don’t hold an advanced degree in anything. Why do you even read this? Where are your parents?
Apparently Demi Lovato and Nicki Minaj are in some kind of feud that Nicki Minaj didn’t know she was in over this thing that happened at the MET Gala. The Internet tells me it started when Nicki Minaj posted a pic on Instagram and didn’t tag Demi. This obviously keeps Demi awake at 3am. As you read this, keep in mind that she used to do a shitload of cocaine:
Maggie Q upskirt (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
The Kardashians are being sued for $180M for refusing to do what they do best [ Dlisted ]
Lindsay Lohan‘s billionaire boyfriend isn’t a billionaire [ The Superficial ]
Just a picture of Kristin Cavallari milking herself [ DrunkenStepfather ]
A moment with Daiane Sodre [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Miranda Kerr‘s nipples went jogging [ The Nip Slip ]
Jessica Alba bikini pics [ Popoholic ]
Olivia Wilde wore this shopping [ Moe Jackson ]
Attention whores are taking a journey to the place attention whores love [ Reality Tea ]
Jake Gyllenhaal auditioned for Frodo Baggins, fucked it up [ The Blemish ]
Flashback: Demi Lovato naked in Vanity Fair [ IDLYITW ]
So, before we get into this, remember in 2001 when Wilmer Valderrama dated Mandy Moore when he was 22 and she was 17? Or remember the time he dated Lindsay Lohan when she was 17 and he was 24? Oh, and remember when it was announced he dating Demi Lovato almost immediately after she turned 18 and he was 30? Ok, just checking. Demi can explain it better than I can:
Ok, so maybe she can’t. Demi is 23, so she probably won’t see the emotional manipulation coming util he dumps her for Bella Thorne or a Fanning sister that hasn’t been born yet, because a 30-year old dude doesn’t have “hesitations” about dating 17-year old girls since they’re usually banging chicks who are allowed in a bar. And by “waiting for you to get older” he meant “waiting for you to decide if you were gonna give up the ass or not so he can cancel his plans to hang out in the Nickelodeon parking lot later”. I hope this helps.
Demi Lovato performed at the iHeart Radio’s Jingle Ball in New York on Friday night, so that means Demi Lovato was on stage. And when Demi Lovato is on stage, she falls down. If we’re keeping count, I think this makes like her 12th time. You’d think she’d just sit down like Adele by now. The video of her full performance is below, and it happens around the 23:14 mark, but iHeart is part of the Illuminati so it cuts to her just lying down trying to get up. Which what I assume Wilmer Valderrama does.
The word music still isn’t in quotations even though we all know it kinda should be at this point, but here’s some pics from the 2015 American Music Awards anyway. All the musical legends of our time were there. Nicki Minaj! Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber! Ariana Grande! Demi Lovato! Gwen Stefani! Some other people! I have really now idea what’s taking ISIS so long. Those dudes are all talk.
Much like Nick Jonas (who not coincidentally is going on tour with her) , Demi Lovato knows that if she’s going to have any semblance of career longevity after the tweens who listen to her music enroll in college and look at their Spotify playlist then say, “what? no”, she’s gonna have to amass a gay army of fans who will follow her all the way to Las Vegas and her eventual album of Spring Awakening trap remixes. Sometimes that means getting on stage and pretending to enjoy yourself while gay dudes simulate impaling you.