Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Broke Up Too, Because Why Not?
Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Broke Up Too, Because Why Not?


I don’t know how many breakups this makes this month (not counting that Blue Angels’ plane), but Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama after dating for six years. Lovato will turn 24 in August, and sources close to Valderrama say she got too old. Lol I’m kidding, I have no idea. But we can’t rule that out. Demi posted whatever this on Instagram.


 

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That doesn’t sound like a poem. They supposedly broke up because neither of them wanted to get married or have kids. I don’t know, dude. That seems like a perfect reason to stay together to me, but I don’t hold an advanced degree in relationship psychology. You should probably know that I don’t hold an advanced degree in anything. Why do you even read this? Where are your parents?


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Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj
Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj



Apparently Demi Lovato and Nicki Minaj are in some kind of feud that Nicki Minaj didn’t know she was in over this thing that happened at the MET Gala. The Internet tells me it started when Nicki Minaj posted a pic on Instagram and didn’t tag Demi. This obviously keeps Demi awake at 3am. As you read this, keep in mind that she used to do a shitload of cocaine:
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Demi Lovato Wore This, Links

Maggie Q upskirt   (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians are being sued for $180M for refusing to do what they do best   [ Dlisted  ]

Lindsay Lohan‘s billionaire boyfriend isn’t a billionaire   [  The Superficial  ]

Just a picture of Kristin Cavallari milking herself   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A moment with Daiane Sodre   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Miranda Kerr‘s nipples went jogging  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Alba bikini pics  [  Popoholic  ]

Olivia Wilde wore this shopping  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Attention whores are taking a journey to the place attention whores love  [  Reality Tea  ]

Jake Gyllenhaal auditioned for Frodo Baggins, fucked it up [  The Blemish  ]

Flashback: Demi Lovato naked in Vanity Fair  [  IDLYITW  ]

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Wilmer Was Lying To You, Demi

So, before we get into this, remember in 2001 when Wilmer Valderrama dated Mandy Moore when he was 22 and she was 17? Or remember the time he dated Lindsay Lohan when she was 17 and he was 24? Oh, and remember when it was announced he dating Demi Lovato almost immediately after she turned 18 and he was 30? Ok, just checking. Demi can explain it better than I can:



Ok, so maybe she can’t. Demi is 23, so she probably won’t see the emotional manipulation coming util he dumps her for Bella Thorne or a Fanning sister that hasn’t been born yet, because a 30-year old dude doesn’t have “hesitations” about dating 17-year old girls since they’re usually banging chicks who are allowed in a bar. And by “waiting for you to get older” he meant “waiting for you to decide if you were gonna give up the ass or not so he can cancel his plans to hang out in the Nickelodeon parking lot later”.  I hope this helps. 

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Demi Lovato Is Great At Falling Down

Demi Lovato performed at the iHeart Radio’s Jingle Ball in New York on Friday night, so that means Demi Lovato was on stage. And when Demi Lovato is on stage, she falls down. If we’re keeping count, I think this makes like her 12th time. You’d think she’d just sit down like Adele by now. The video of her full performance is below, and it happens around the 23:14 mark, but iHeart is part of the Illuminati so it cuts to her just lying down trying to get up. Which what I assume Wilmer Valderrama does.


 

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The 2015 AMAs Were Last Night

The word music still isn’t in quotations even though we all know it kinda should be at this point, but here’s some pics from the 2015 American Music Awards anyway. All the musical legends of our time were there. Nicki Minaj! Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber! Ariana Grande! Demi Lovato! Gwen Stefani! Some other people! I have really now idea what’s taking ISIS so long. Those dudes are all talk. 

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Here’s Demi Lovato Surrounded By Huge Gay Penises


Much like Nick Jonas (who not coincidentally is going on tour with her) , Demi Lovato knows that if she’s going to have any semblance of career longevity after the tweens who listen to her music enroll in college and look at their Spotify playlist then say, “what? no”, she’s gonna have to amass a gay army of fans who will follow her all the way to Las Vegas and her eventual album of Spring Awakening trap remixes. Sometimes that means getting on stage and pretending to enjoy yourself while gay dudes simulate impaling you.


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Demi Lovato Got Naked For Vanity Fair
Demi Lovato Got Naked For Vanity Fair



After almost getting naked for Complex, Demi Lovato is pretty much all the way naked in Vanity Fair. I have to say, it looks really well done. Especially the waist they gave her.

Check out the full NSFW shoot below if that’s a thing you’re into.

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Demi Lovato In Complex Says Good Morning, Links

Helen Mirren‘s nipples have retired  [ Dlisted ]

Bill Cosby dropped Kayleigh Morris off on the sidewalk [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Jesus [ The Superficial ]

Bella Thorne bikini Snapchats (NSFW site)  [ Celeb Jihad ]

Candice Swanepoel in lingerie [ Egotastic ]

A Stephanie Smith picture moment [ Hollywood Tuna]

There will be a series on ABC Family about….Nicki Minaj   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Kylie Jenner should never take this off [ Popoholic ]

Selena Gomez wore a boob window  [ The Blemish ]

Adriana Lima wore this for a photshoot [ Moe Jackson ]

DiCaprio‘s girlfriend might get the wrong idea [ Lainey Gossip ]

More Demi Lovato [ IDLYITW ]

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