Hello, Demi Lovato
Hello, Demi Lovato

 

The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know it’s only there to distract from the fact that Taylor Swift was nominated for five awards but didn’t win any. Not sure if Demi won anything or not. Probably not. She sucks.

 

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Demi Lovato Went To The Same Thing
Demi Lovato Went To The Same Thing

 

Demi Lovato also went to the 2017 Billboard Hot 100 Festival where I guess people paid to see her perform. It calls itself  “summer’s biggest party“, but again, Demi Lovato performed there. Seems like they might be lying. Anyway, here’s some pics of her wearing some kind of leotard and some boots and New York Mets jersey because the festival was in New York and I feel she has to pander for applause.

 

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Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’
Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’

 

We have Nazis running wild in the streets, but if there’s anything that bring America together during these trying times, it’s seeing Demi Lovato‘s bland, awkward ass doing whatever she’s doing here first thing in the morning on your television. Thanks, Good Morning America. This is just what we all needed. I moved more typing this than she does here.

 

 

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2017: Demi Lovato Is A Fitness Model

This post taught me that Kate Hudson has a women’s sportswear line called “Fabletics”, which by the name implies that I guess you feel fab while doing athletics? It seems like they were designed for women who don’t really work out. Enter Demi Lovato. Here she is shooting a commercial for Fabletics, and as you can see, she looks super excited to be there. She’s what the young people of today call “thicc”. If you’re unfamiliar with the term, it’s girls who constantly tell you how hot they are, and if you disagree, they’ll say you’re body-shaming them. They also tell naturally thin girls online to eat a sandwich. But that doesn’t count as body-shaming for some reason. I haven’t rally read the body-shaming rules.

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Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now
Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now

 

Demi Lovato is still on vacation, but she’s still on her grind yo. Maybe because her last album only sold 211K copies and her last tour didn’t sell out a single show. Demi is also big on body positivity and “loving yourself”, so what better what to promote that message to young girls than getting paid to post about tea that makes you shit out toxins if by some chance your liver and kidneys don’t work and this tea wasn’t some bullshit. I assume she’s two months behind on her mortgage.

 

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight

 

Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity. And if she wore a bikini it wouldn’t be that positive, I’m guessing. But maybe she could read up on how sunlight works, because as a year-round tan person, I find this post highly offensive. Mostly because of her tan lines. Tan lines are gross. Sorry you had to hear it this way, Hannah.

 

Don’t know if it’s physically possible for me to get any more tan….

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You don’t know if it’s physically possible for you to get any more tan? *clears throat, slowly raises hand* Ever wonder why you don’t put suntan lotion on a bathing suit?

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Ariel Winter And Demi Lovato Did The ‘Smurfs: The Lost Village’ Premiere

Since Hollywood is just gonna continue to reboot shit to profit off recognizable brand names until we’re all dead or until The A-Team movie gets an all female cast, they already rebooted the Smurfs movie they did in 2013. It’s called Smurfs: The Lost Village. I saw a torrent of the movie and a Smurf carves “Croatoan” into a tree. Demi Lovato plays Smurfette and Ariel Winter plays Smurflily. I assume this movie is for children, but Ariel isn’t about that life. She’s grown woman and she can wear a see through short ass dress to a premiere for a children’s movie to prove she’s a grown woman if she wants. And Meghan Trainor is the voice of Smurf Melody, so we know off top that Smurfs aren’t the greatest singers. Not sure what they do exactly.

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Demi Lovato Did A Concert & Links

SNL’s Michael Che says Boston is the most racist city in America    [  Dlisted  ]

Arianny Celeste is topless on the beach (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ashley Graham in a swimsuit without Photoshop   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Mandy Moore in tight jeans  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Hadid‘s top might be too small  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ashley Greene has leggings and no bra   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lord, Taylor Hill  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is probably running the whole government  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Demi Lovato  [  IDLY ]

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Taylor Swift Has Already Responded To Demi Lovato’s Squad Hate
Taylor Swift Has Already Responded To Demi Lovato’s Squad Hate



In the November issue of Glamour, Demi Lovato threw some shade at Taylor Swift and her “squad” because Swift’s brand of feminism doesn’t match Lovato’s brand of feminism, so that means it’s bad. Taylor’s brand just has skinny girls and videos that tear other women down, Demi’s brand gets coked up and punches chick backup dancers in the face and interviews where she project her body insecurities onto other women. Feminism is very intersectional in that way.


Then much like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato has a habit on Twitter of trying to call people out of paying attention to the thing she wanted then to pay attention to in the first place with the classic, “THERE’S OTHER THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!”

She also does this thing every time where she says she’s taking a break because she can’t handle the media, then she’s back like a day later with, “I just think it’s funny how…”, until the next time.


All this was yesterday. Taylor Swift has already responded:

“Taylor has a tight group of women in her life that all have her and each others’ back and sometimes people just want that. She thought it was unnecessary for her to make those comments. They both have never been really good friends.”

Man, they’ve never been really good friends? I wonder why. Ass too fat.


banner pic = Glamour Magazine

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