2017: Demi Lovato Is A Fitness Model

This post taught me that Kate Hudson has a women’s sportswear line called “Fabletics”, which by the name implies that I guess you feel fab while doing athletics? It seems like they were designed for women who don’t really work out. Enter Demi Lovato. Here she is shooting a commercial for Fabletics, and as you can see, she looks super excited to be there. She’s what the young people of today call “thicc”. If you’re unfamiliar with the term, it’s girls who constantly tell you how hot they are, and if you disagree, they’ll say you’re body-shaming them. They also tell naturally thin girls online to eat a sandwich. But that doesn’t count as body-shaming for some reason. I haven’t rally read the body-shaming rules.

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Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now
Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now

 

Demi Lovato is still on vacation, but she’s still on her grind yo. Maybe because her last album only sold 211K copies and her last tour didn’t sell out a single show. Demi is also big on body positivity and “loving yourself”, so what better what to promote that message to young girls than getting paid to post about tea that makes you shit out toxins if by some chance your liver and kidneys don’t work and this tea wasn’t some bullshit. I assume she’s two months behind on her mortgage.

 

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight

 

Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity. And if she wore a bikini it wouldn’t be that positive, I’m guessing. But maybe she could read up on how sunlight works, because as a year-round tan person, I find this post highly offensive. Mostly because of her tan lines. Tan lines are gross. Sorry you had to hear it this way, Hannah.

 

Don’t know if it’s physically possible for me to get any more tan….

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You don’t know if it’s physically possible for you to get any more tan? *clears throat, slowly raises hand* Ever wonder why you don’t put suntan lotion on a bathing suit?

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Ariel Winter And Demi Lovato Did The ‘Smurfs: The Lost Village’ Premiere

Since Hollywood is just gonna continue to reboot shit to profit off recognizable brand names until we’re all dead or until The A-Team movie gets an all female cast, they already rebooted the Smurfs movie they did in 2013. It’s called Smurfs: The Lost Village. I saw a torrent of the movie and a Smurf carves “Croatoan” into a tree. Demi Lovato plays Smurfette and Ariel Winter plays Smurflily. I assume this movie is for children, but Ariel isn’t about that life. She’s grown woman and she can wear a see through short ass dress to a premiere for a children’s movie to prove she’s a grown woman if she wants. And Meghan Trainor is the voice of Smurf Melody, so we know off top that Smurfs aren’t the greatest singers. Not sure what they do exactly.

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Demi Lovato Did A Concert & Links

SNL’s Michael Che says Boston is the most racist city in America    [  Dlisted  ]

Arianny Celeste is topless on the beach (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ashley Graham in a swimsuit without Photoshop   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Mandy Moore in tight jeans  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Hadid‘s top might be too small  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ashley Greene has leggings and no bra   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lord, Taylor Hill  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is probably running the whole government  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Demi Lovato  [  IDLY ]

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s Cool
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Care If You See Her Leaked Pics, So That’s Cool

 

Demi Lovato was included in the latest round of nude leaks of basics. This is her story. *Law & Order music is hummed*

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Taylor Swift Has Already Responded To Demi Lovato’s Squad Hate
Taylor Swift Has Already Responded To Demi Lovato’s Squad Hate



In the November issue of Glamour, Demi Lovato threw some shade at Taylor Swift and her “squad” because Swift’s brand of feminism doesn’t match Lovato’s brand of feminism, so that means it’s bad. Taylor’s brand just has skinny girls and videos that tear other women down, Demi’s brand gets coked up and punches chick backup dancers in the face and interviews where she project her body insecurities onto other women. Feminism is very intersectional in that way.


Then much like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato has a habit on Twitter of trying to call people out of paying attention to the thing she wanted then to pay attention to in the first place with the classic, “THERE’S OTHER THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!”

She also does this thing every time where she says she’s taking a break because she can’t handle the media, then she’s back like a day later with, “I just think it’s funny how…”, until the next time.


All this was yesterday. Taylor Swift has already responded:

“Taylor has a tight group of women in her life that all have her and each others’ back and sometimes people just want that. She thought it was unnecessary for her to make those comments. They both have never been really good friends.”

Man, they’ve never been really good friends? I wonder why. Ass too fat.


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Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Broke Up Too, Because Why Not?
Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Broke Up Too, Because Why Not?


I don’t know how many breakups this makes this month (not counting that Blue Angels’ plane), but Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama after dating for six years. Lovato will turn 24 in August, and sources close to Valderrama say she got too old. Lol I’m kidding, I have no idea. But we can’t rule that out. Demi posted whatever this on Instagram.


 

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That doesn’t sound like a poem. They supposedly broke up because neither of them wanted to get married or have kids. I don’t know, dude. That seems like a perfect reason to stay together to me, but I don’t hold an advanced degree in relationship psychology. You should probably know that I don’t hold an advanced degree in anything. Why do you even read this? Where are your parents?


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Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj
Demi Lovato Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant About Something, Maybe Nicki Minaj



Apparently Demi Lovato and Nicki Minaj are in some kind of feud that Nicki Minaj didn’t know she was in over this thing that happened at the MET Gala. The Internet tells me it started when Nicki Minaj posted a pic on Instagram and didn’t tag Demi. This obviously keeps Demi awake at 3am. As you read this, keep in mind that she used to do a shitload of cocaine:
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