Demi Lovato Did The 2017 Jingle Ball
Demi Lovato Did The 2017 Jingle Ball

 

More like the Jiggle Ball haha but anyway, Demi Lovato performed at Jingle Ball 2017 and wore jeans that weren’t jeans really because they wouldn’t fit over her thighs or something. She’s 5 pounds away from modeling Fashion Nova jeans on Instagram. Click through these pics for fake lesbianism and physics defying denim.

 

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Demi Lovato Has A Problem With TIME’s Person Of The Year
Demi Lovato Has A Problem With TIME’s Person Of The Year

 

There’s really nothing more on brand for Demi Lovato than going on Twitter and shitting on something positive or telling somebody what they should be doing then deleting the tweets later and asking why you think what she tweeted was news because there’s bigger things people should be worried about. So, naturally, she has a take on 2017 TIME’s Person Of The Year.

 

We can assume she’s talking about Taylor Swift here. Or Nicki Minaj. Or any other person she’s passive aggressively shaded on Twitter.

Valid point (the runner-up was Donald Trump).

 

I men, they were on the cover, but still. “It’s annoying that it’s just about impact on the news.” I don’t know what that means. Maybe people who hang around Demi Lovato know. I love Demi, because if she wasn’t famous and had to seem normal, she’d be tweeting about how everyone in Congress are humanoid lizards and how Amazon Echo can read your mind WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

 

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Hello, Demi Lovato
Hello, Demi Lovato

 

The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know it’s only there to distract from the fact that Taylor Swift was nominated for five awards but didn’t win any. Not sure if Demi won anything or not. Probably not. She sucks.

 

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Demi Lovato Went To The Same Thing
Demi Lovato Went To The Same Thing

 

Demi Lovato also went to the 2017 Billboard Hot 100 Festival where I guess people paid to see her perform. It calls itself  “summer’s biggest party“, but again, Demi Lovato performed there. Seems like they might be lying. Anyway, here’s some pics of her wearing some kind of leotard and some boots and New York Mets jersey because the festival was in New York and I feel she has to pander for applause.

 

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Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’
Demi Lovato Did ‘GMA’

 

We have Nazis running wild in the streets, but if there’s anything that bring America together during these trying times, it’s seeing Demi Lovato‘s bland, awkward ass doing whatever she’s doing here first thing in the morning on your television. Thanks, Good Morning America. This is just what we all needed. I moved more typing this than she does here.

 

 

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2017: Demi Lovato Is A Fitness Model

This post taught me that Kate Hudson has a women’s sportswear line called “Fabletics”, which by the name implies that I guess you feel fab while doing athletics? It seems like they were designed for women who don’t really work out. Enter Demi Lovato. Here she is shooting a commercial for Fabletics, and as you can see, she looks super excited to be there. She’s what the young people of today call “thicc”. If you’re unfamiliar with the term, it’s girls who constantly tell you how hot they are, and if you disagree, they’ll say you’re body-shaming them. They also tell naturally thin girls online to eat a sandwich. But that doesn’t count as body-shaming for some reason. I haven’t rally read the body-shaming rules.

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Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now
Demi Lovato Is Selling Diarrhea Tea On Instagram Now

 

Demi Lovato is still on vacation, but she’s still on her grind yo. Maybe because her last album only sold 211K copies and her last tour didn’t sell out a single show. Demi is also big on body positivity and “loving yourself”, so what better what to promote that message to young girls than getting paid to post about tea that makes you shit out toxins if by some chance your liver and kidneys don’t work and this tea wasn’t some bullshit. I assume she’s two months behind on her mortgage.

 

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Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight
Demi Lovato Doesn’t Understand Sunlight

 

Demi Lovato has been on vacation from something for like a week now and she keeps posting swimsuit pics. Not bikini pics though, because she’s super into body positivity. And if she wore a bikini it wouldn’t be that positive, I’m guessing. But maybe she could read up on how sunlight works, because as a year-round tan person, I find this post highly offensive. Mostly because of her tan lines. Tan lines are gross. Sorry you had to hear it this way, Hannah.

 

Don’t know if it’s physically possible for me to get any more tan….

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You don’t know if it’s physically possible for you to get any more tan? *clears throat, slowly raises hand* Ever wonder why you don’t put suntan lotion on a bathing suit?

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Ariel Winter And Demi Lovato Did The ‘Smurfs: The Lost Village’ Premiere

Since Hollywood is just gonna continue to reboot shit to profit off recognizable brand names until we’re all dead or until The A-Team movie gets an all female cast, they already rebooted the Smurfs movie they did in 2013. It’s called Smurfs: The Lost Village. I saw a torrent of the movie and a Smurf carves “Croatoan” into a tree. Demi Lovato plays Smurfette and Ariel Winter plays Smurflily. I assume this movie is for children, but Ariel isn’t about that life. She’s grown woman and she can wear a see through short ass dress to a premiere for a children’s movie to prove she’s a grown woman if she wants. And Meghan Trainor is the voice of Smurf Melody, so we know off top that Smurfs aren’t the greatest singers. Not sure what they do exactly.

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Demi Lovato Did A Concert & Links

SNL’s Michael Che says Boston is the most racist city in America    [  Dlisted  ]

Arianny Celeste is topless on the beach (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ashley Graham in a swimsuit without Photoshop   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Mandy Moore in tight jeans  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Hadid‘s top might be too small  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ashley Greene has leggings and no bra   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lord, Taylor Hill  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is probably running the whole government  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Demi Lovato  [  IDLY ]

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