David Carradine Probably Didn’t Hang Himself

David Carradine’s family were the first to publicly say that the actor’s death was foul play, but it appears the Thai police are leaning that way as well. In addition to his neck and genitals being bound with rope, Carradine’s hands were also tied behind his back. TMZ reports:

Chuck Binder, Carradine’s manager, tells us he firmly believes Carradine did not take his own life — nor does he think David died accidentally. Binder says the family has been told Carradine’s hands were immobilized by the rope. Carradine was found by a hotel maid Thursday morning with a rope tied around his neck and another around his genitals in a Bangkok hotel room.

UPDATE: Thai police are now recognizing David’s death may not have been a suicide, by saying, “It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or [whether] he died of suffocation or heart failure.” Police say he could have died from an “accidental suffocation.”

Jesus Christ, who was he having sex with, Bear Grylls? How many damn ropes do you need to jack somebody off? I hope the Thai authorities find something soon, because at this point, it’s hard to tell from this story if it was a hooker or somebody trying to earn a merit badge.

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David Carradine Hanged Himself, And His Balls

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: I took the liberty of adding this to urbandictionary.

David Carradine, 72, star of Kung Fu and Kill Bill, was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room closet with….wait for it…a rope tied around his neck and genitals. Umm…uhh…BBC UK reports:

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals on Thursday morning. The US star was in Thailand filming his latest film Stretch, according to his personal manager Chuck Binder. Mr Binder said the news was “shocking”, adding: “He was full of life, always wanting to work… a great person.”

I don’t even want to begin to think about how he died, because masturbation is a sacred art form. I don’t want to brag, but I’ve won several awards and been profiled in many medical journals. Stuff like this just gives the sport a bad name in my opinion.

UPDATE: It appears they changed the wording of the article. I guess out of respect for his balls:

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body.

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