Daniel Radcliffe Is A White Supremacist
Daniel Radcliffe Is A White Supremacist


I saw Swiss Army Man and I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about it. I’l get back to you.  But the trailer for Daniel Radcliffe‘s new movie, Imperium, came out yesterday and here’s the synopsis. 

Nate Foster (Daniel Radcliffe), a young, idealistic FBI agent, goes undercover to take down a radical right-wing terrorist group. The bright up-and-coming analyst must confront the challenge of sticking to a new identity while maintaining his real principles as he navigates the dangerous underworld of white.

Probably not the best time for this movie, huh? Or maybe it is, since Donald Trump loves Saddam Hussein now instead of the KKK. Trump hates Muslim terrorists, but not the one who gave $25,000 to the families of suicide bombers. So this movie should be okay now. Trump can just take clips of the movie and put them in ads then take them down two days later because America is too PC and the media is out to get him and it won’t matter because his supporters love this kind of racism, unlike Bernie Sanders’ supporters who prefer more soft, nuanced racism. Did you know that institutional racism will end if you give everybody $15 an hour? How could you not know that? I’ve seen every episode of The Wire and have used the #BlackLivesMatter hashtag on Twitter when tweeting a congressman, so $15 an hour will definitely stop black people from getting shot by the police on their way to work.


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Daniel Radcliffe Wrote A Tribute To Alan Rickman

If you haven’t heard by now, Alan Rickman died. Sorry about that. He was pretty cool. He was also pretty cool to Daniel Radcliffe on those Harry Potter movies Facebook has told me so much about recently. He was cool in fact that Radcliffe wrote a really touching tribute to Alan Rickman. On Google +, though?  Alan Rickman deserves at leaast Tumblr. Check it out below:

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‘Harry Potter’ Made Daniel Radcliffe A Drunk

So, I’ve only seen the first half of the first Harry Potter movie. And I really don’t have a reasonable explanation for why I didn’t see the other 24. It just never happened for me. Now Daniel Radcliffe is trying to make me watch the rest. What did his wizard teachers do to him? Was Harry Potter molested? Please don’t tell me he was molested. What was up with his owl friend, he didn’t help? What happened?

Daniel Radcliffe opened up about his struggles with alcohol — specifically, after the Harry Potter films ended — on the Wednesday, Nov. 18 episode of Marc Maron’s WTF podcast. “I was living alone, and I think I was really freaked out,” the British actor, 26, revealed. “I drank a lot.” He explained that his alcohol dependence resulted from what he described as a fear of returning to reality after playing J.K. Rowling’s popular boy wizard for more than a decade. “I think it was more to do with going out in public and having a battle within me of thinking no, I can have a totally normal life. You get bored of waking up feeling like that,” he said.

Ok, good news. He wasn’t molested. He just got super depressed because he was 21 with $110M in the bank and more people recognized him in the street. Glad he pulled through. He should’ve said it was because he worked in the same office with this for 10 years and never managed to close. Even a Syrian refugee would agree that was pretty sad.

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Daniel Radcliffe Doesn’t Look Like He Loves Cocaine At All

Here's Daniel Radcliffe leaving the Noel Coward Theatre in London after performing in The Cripple Of Inishmaan, and I'm not saying he just dived in a pile of blow before walking out of the building, I'm just saying he looks mad paranoid and doesn't know how to hold his hands. So he's either going home to run 20 miles then deep clean his oven, or an alien has just taken over his body and its still adjusting to our ways.

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Daniel Radcliffe’s First Sex Scene Is With A Dude


Daniel Radcliffe has apparently decided the only way to distance himself from his Harry Potter alter ego is getting naked and boning people. And while his sex scenes on Broadway were with a woman, in his new film Kill Your Darlings he’s doing it with a guy. And that isn’t a big deal, so get over it. E! Online reports:

Radcliffe has more than one sex scene, but it’s the steamy man-on-man action that is most memorable. “It was something new,” Radcliffe laughed at the Kill party at the Grey Goose Blue Door lounge. “But you know what, we shot that whole scene in maybe an hour and a half so it was incredibly fast-paced. I didn’t really have time to stop to think and worry about it.” He added with a laugh, “Director John Krokidas was very helpful in furnishing me with a lot of graphic detail of what I would be experiencing at the various stages.” When I mention that a straight female friend of mine gushed that she was “turned on” by the scene, Radcliffe ran over to Krokidas to tell him. “I told you,” Krokidas said. “I told you girls were going to be into it.”

Yes, I will be the second one to admit that a 5’5 guy dressed as a later day Jewish hipster having sex with another man sounds hot. And if you don’t think so you’re lying to yourself. Don’t worry, it’s nothing a few years of therapy and repeated viewings of this movie can’t cure.

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Danielle Radcliffe Is Sad. For Gays.

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Apparently some gay dudes killed themselves because of something or another, but since completely random people don’t commit suicide everyday, Harry Potter actor Danielle Radcliffe has taken the time to make sure you feel guilty. MTV News reports:

When Tyler Clementi leapt from a bridge after his roommate posted a video of his tryst with another man online, and 13-year-old Seth Walsh hung himself after enduring relentless anti-gay taunts, their actions not only resulted in tragic deaths, they helped to serve as a wake-up call that LGBT discrimination, especially among young people, is a serious issue that needs to be addressed. “Learning about the suicide deaths of Tyler Clementi, Seth Walsh, Asher Walker, Billy Lucas and Justin Aaberg has been heartbreaking for me. These young people were bullied and tormented by people that should have been their friends,” Radcliffe said. “We have a responsibility to be better to each other, and accept each others’ differences regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, race, ability, or religion and stand up for someone when they’re bullied.”Radcliffe also urged people to reach out if they believe a pal may be considering suicide. “When a friend is feeling depressed or says they’re thinking of killing themselves, we must take it seriously and get them help,” Radcliffe continued, before directing young people to the website of the Trevor Project, an organization he has championed that provides support for LGBT youth and runs a 24-hour crisis-prevention hotline.

Look, I get some guys killed themselves. But just because they’re gay doesn’t mean it’s more tragic than the thousand other people who kill themselves. And if you kill yourself because some big meanie calls you bad names, you’re not necessarily a victim, you’re just kind of a pussy. If you’re gay, be gay. I hate to break this to you, but if you are, ignorant people like me will make fun of you. It happens. I mean it could be worse. Somebody took a picture of me one time in a silk Member’s Only jacket and I didn’t need a candlelight vigil.

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Harry Potter Likes Weed



Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today’s Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It’s like magic! The Daily Mail reports:
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today ‘categorically’ denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: ‘Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.”We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.’

Whatever. He’s 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn’t smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.

I’m sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:


Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW’s highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts:

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“Harry Potter Took My Legs!”

This guy on the left, Harry’s (Daniel Radcliffe’s) stunt double David Holmes is is bad shape. David was rehearsing a flying scene involving an explosion for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in January when he plummeted to the ground. He remained conscious but told crew members: ‘I can’t feel my legs.’ He was taken to hospital as fears grew that he had suffered a paralyzing back injury.

Now this from the Mirror:

Harry Potter stuntman David Holmes has been told it is likely he will never walk again.

David, 28, damaged his spine when a stunt for new film The Deathly Hallows went horribly wrong.

He has been unable to move his legs, hands or arms in the past two months.

A friend said: “Doctors have told him he only has a five per cent chance of recovering movement in his arms and legs. He’s devastated but if there is a chance of him walking again I’m sure he will.”

David’s grandad Charles Case added: “It’s right David has been told he has little chance of walking again. It’s very upsetting.”

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Harry Potter is Rich



Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, turns 18 today and for the first time, he will have access to the estimated $40 million (holy shit!) that he has amassed during his brief career. However, he predicts that we won’t being seeing him in any gossip columns anytime soon. He says:

I don’t plan to be one of those people who, as soon as they turn 18, suddenly buy themselves a massive sports car collection or something similar…The things I like buying are things that cost about 10 pounds — books and CDs and DVDs…I’ll definitely have some sort of party. Hopefully none of you will be reading about it…People are always looking to say ‘kid star goes off the rails…But I try very hard not to go that way because it would be too easy for them.”

Who knows what a person is capable of when $40 million is suddenly thrown at them, but this guy seems to have his head on straight, so good luck to him. His life shouldn’t really change that much, though. He’ll still be the same dorky kid from Harry Potter, except only with a Gulfstream and required anal in his threesomes with Playboy Playmates.

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