Danica Patrick Did A Music Video

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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Danica Patrick is Right




Although she’s finished no better than 6th in the IRL IndyCar Series, Danica Patrick has tons of endorsements and is one of the most recognizable faces in all of racing. Since Hollywood loves that kind of crap, of course a movie will someday be made about her life. So, who does Danica want to play her on the big screen? (Here’s a hint: Not Jennifer Aniston) US Magazine reports:
“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. “Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”

Danica is 26 and Angelina Jolie is 33, but Angelina could be 50 and it probably still wouldn’t matter. That’s because Angelina Jolie is a billion times better than Jennifer Aniston in every possible way. I really don’t think I can stress that enough. The only way Jennifer Aniston could win at this point is if journalists find out that she was sent to Earth by her scientist father just before her home planet of Krypton was destroyed.

I want to see this movie:

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2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is Out



A beam of God’s light sparkled through my window this morning, and that usually means only one thing – the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out. There’s no Marisa Miller this time, but Bar Refaeli is about as close to perfect as you can possibly get. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, most of you haven’t even tasted my pomegranate cheesecake yet. It’s like heaven in your mouth!

Here’s Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Hilary Rhoda, and Danica Patrick. To see the rest, you can check it out here:

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Danica Patrick is Number One



Danica Patrick became the first woman to win an IndyCar race this weekend by taking the checkered flag at the Indy Japan 300 on Sunday. It was her 50th career start. Yahoo! News says:

Her owner was ecstatic, insisting more victories await. Her family could not congratulate her enough. All of which made Patrick a bit teary. “When it actually happened, maybe it was a little anticlimactic,” she said. “Then the emotions came out and that was a little girly of me.” Win No. 1 was a long time coming. Patrick finished a career-best seventh in the standings last year when her best finish was second in the race at Detroit’s Belle Isle. Her first IndyCar race was in 2005 at Homestead-Miami. “I’ve been asked so many times when and if I can win my first race,” she said. “And, finally, no more of those questions.”

Women can’t drive, so that makes this historical feat even more impressive. I mean, this wasn’t a pie cook-off, Danica Patrick actually won a race. When asked if he thought she could win, her crew chief said, “When she put her makeup on before she got in the car, we all just had a good feeling.”

Oh, relax. It’s a joke. Congratulations, Danica.

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Danica Patrick in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue:

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