We all know where we were when God’s soldier Josh Duggar was on the front line of the bank trying to cash his monthly Christian conservative lobbyist check signed by people with insecurity and fear of the unknown wrapped in a traditional family values flag, but they put a stop payment on it once the Lord spoke to them through an inTouch Weekly article and told them that Josh molested all his sisters before he was finally stopped, only after he tried to take his gospel next door to the neighbor girl. Then Satan tried him again by making him sign up for two Ashley Madison accounts. Then God caused him to stumble once again and $1, 500 fell out of his ATM so he could bang a porn chick. He tried to mitigate the situation by saying, “it was the devil lol“, then going to Jesus camp, but the vicious liberal media just didn’t want to see a Duggar make it. Three month later, Jesus shouted for the Duggars to come out of their tomb so he could give their daughters a show. God’s blessings were upon them until Satan struck again, sending a harlot sent from hell and arming her with the ability to look up legal representation online.
In the suit, Danica says Josh “manhandled” and physically assaulted her so badly she felt like she was being raped. She says Josh found her at a strip club a month later to apologize, but when they were alone he assaulted her again … according to the suit. Dillon says she suffered emotionally and physically, and is getting treated by a psychiatrist. She wants more than $500k in damages.
Yeah. Turns out Josh is a savage asshole who gets pretty ISIS when he’s doing the layeth of hands thing. Dillon’s attorney wants to hear all about it.
“The defendant may be subject to [having to talk about] his prior bad [or] sexually abusive acts at trial,” Danica’s attorney Marc Frumer tells In Touch exclusively. “They are all relevant if he takes the stand.”…“The defendant has a history of sexual and physical abuse towards women, particularly those he perceives as vulnerable or weak,” Danica’s attorney explains. “He has to be held responsible for his actions.”
If Furmer’s statements don’t lead you to immediately believe that Jim Bob is gonna settle this way faster than the Israelites settled Canaan instead of Josh taking the stand, then you probably think God actually performs miracles. I have to admit, that’s pretty adorable.