Daisy Lowe and her sideboobs also went to Glastonbury, and if you don’t know who Daisy Lowe is, her father is Bush lead singer and Mr. Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale. But she didn’t know that until she was 16. This is probably why she wears clothes like this.
When you look like a panda injected with elephant (the creature known as “Pandaphant”) DNA got you pregnant, it might not be the best idea to walk around in something that would mistakenly get you shot by somebody on a safari. I don’t know. Maybe the outfit is supposed to go with the roaring noises Jessica Simpson makes when the waiter brings over the bacon Twinkies.
In 1988, Daisy Lowe‘s mother had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale then told Daisy her real father was her then husband, Bronner Lowe. Daisy didn’t find out who her real father was until 2004. Now she poses half naked in magazines. Thanks, Daisy’s mom!
When you’re (click) the illegitimate daughter of Gavin Rossdale, and the ex-girlfriend of Samantha Ronson’s brother, wearing a stupid leopard leotard isn’t the most embarrassing thing somebody could know about you.
There are thousands of pictures out there of a beaming Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani with their 1 year old bundle of joy, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. I wonder when they’re going to tell him about his 18 year old sister. Probably never. Daisy Lowe, Rossdale’s result of a one night stand with fashion designer Pearl Lowe, has yet to receive any child support from her millionaire father nor has Daisy met her half-brother. So doing what any girl abandoned by her father would do, Daisy Lowe is appearing in next month’s i-D magazine with some guy sucking on her tit. You see, that’s the very reason I fake my own death and leave the country whenever girls tell me they’re pregnant. In my experience, it tends to build character.
Daisy Lowe topless in i-D magazine (larger photos probably NSFW):