Courteney Cox Filed For Divorce



This is probably the most amicable divorce in the history of Hollywood. People reports:

The actress filed divorce papers on the same day as Arquette’s June 8 filing in Los Angeles Superior Court. Cox’s filing, which surfaced the day after her ex’s papers, cites the same reason for the split and requests the same custody arrangement. Like Arquette, Cox, 47, cites irreconcilable differences and seeks joint legal and physical custody of their 8-year-old daughter Coco. Cox, who also requests to drop “Arquette” from her last name, is representing herself without lawyer, just like her former significant other.

This concludes this boring story. So, how are you? How’s your day? We never take time to talk anymore. Is that a new dress? Wow, your hair looks great.

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David Arquette Thinks He’s Charlie Sheen

David Arquette was in a head on collision. He didn’t get too banged up, and he has an idea why. From Radar Online:

From his hospital bed at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where the actor was transported after a head on crash earlier Friday, Arquette took to Twitter and jokingly said: “Luckily I have tiger’s blood running through my veins.”

Arquette, 39, wrote, “I got into a car accident but I’m fine” and added: “Remember to wear your seatbelt – wish I was.”

The 39-year-old actor, who is currently estranged from actress wife Courteney Cox, was driving in Beverly Hills around 2.10 pm when the crash occurred, on the intersection of Elevado Avenue and Doheny Drive.

Arquette’s silver Cadillac shows signs of severe damage to the front end and David suffered minor head injuries.

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“We Haven’t Had Sex In Four Months”

David Arquette just appeared on the Howard Stern Show (you can hear it here), and it’s hard to believe how he would leave such a wonderful woman. TMZ reports:

David Arquette just called in to the Howard Stern Show — explaining EVERYTHING about why he and Courteney Cox agreed to take a “trial separation” … noting that they haven’t had sex in 4 months. Arquette explained that he and Courteney stopped having sex around one month before they started shooting “Scream 4” in Michigan … and drifted from there. He also claims Courteney was the one who insisted they try separating right after their 11th wedding anniversary back in June … after she told David that she was “tired of being your mother.” David claims he still loves Courteney — and calls her one of the most amazing people on the planet. David is also adamant that he never cheated on Courteney before the split — but admits he has had sex with rebound chick Jasmine Waltz … his “one conquest.” Arquette also said he is hopeful he and Courteney can patch things up and get back together.

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David Arquette Already Has A New Girlfriend

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Yesterday news broke that after 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette split. Today it is announced that David Arquette is dating Jasmine Waltz (this chick).

“I am sorry but I can’t comment,” is all bartender and aspiring actress
Jasmine Waltz would tell RadarOnline.com, when we asked whether she played any part in the sudden marriage bust-up of Cox and Arquette. Jasmine has been romantically linked to a cavalcade of stars, including Ryan Seacrest, pop star Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt. But she shot to Hollywood infamy in July, when Lindsay Lohan accused her of punching her in the face while the Mean Girls star was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles…According to Life & Style, “Jasmine and David have been hooking up recently” and Monday’s split announcement was preceded by incriminating photos of the new lovebirds together.

Jasmine Waltz kinda looks like Megan Fox and reportedly punched Lindsay Lohan in the face in July while Lohan was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles. Courteney Cox was on Friends and is best friends with Jennifer Aniston. You really don’t need a stopwatch to figure who the real winner is here. “First of all, I’d like to thank God because without him none of this would be possible,” David Arquette’s penis was quoted as saying.

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Courteney Cox is a Great Friend



She was only ever considered A-list by association and she realistically should have faded into obscurity by now, but Jennifer Aniston has built a successful(?) career on the backs of legions of bitter and scorned women everywhere by taking every opportunity to tell anyone who will listen that Angelina Jolie broke into her house and stole Brad Pitt. By her side, Courteney Cox has been a loyal friend who has shunned Brad Pitt for what he did to Aniston. You know, except for last night. Page Six reports:

WITH friends like Courteney Cox, who needs enemies? Cox, who is supposedly best pals with her former “Friends” co-star Jennifer Aniston, was spotted chatting with Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt at a concert Sunday night. Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell’s Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, “Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other.”

Courteney Cox is apparently the only one who can tolerate Aniston’s annoying ass for more than five minutes at a time, so this can’t turn out well. If Aniston reads this, she’ll put Tori Amos on her iPod and the garden hose in her tailpipe. But if it comes to that, jumping into a polar bear enclosure works pretty good too. Operators will be standing by to talk your calls, so come back next week for more IDLYITW suicide tips!

Cox on the set of Cougar Town:

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